Jacob Blogs Forever

Personal blog for my interests in movies, video games, and other stuff on the internet. Official Tumblr of the YouTube channel JacobTalksForever (I guess? this used to be just my personal blog in general so there's a bunch of weird shit on here over the years, so forgive me).

[funneeb]

Yall ever procrastinate sleeping? Like you should be asleep and you want to but you just.. keep doing more things for no reason?

[bonepoem]

Media: Millennials and Gen Z kids are killing *BLANK* industry!

Millennials and Gen Z kids:

[carnival-phantasm]

Every apex predator, looking at a capybara chilling: “…nah, I can’t eat this dude, that would be fucked up”

[slbtumblng-deactivated20221210]

[raejin99]

[catchymemes]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me: I wish I could afford basic living necessities and medical care.

Baby Boomer:

[teaboot]

im in tears

[baskings-blog]

when you’re cozy in bed and you hear heavy rain reblog if you agree

[ari-nemera]

[aelyriel]

[slowheart]

anyone else think about the sigourney weaver snake venom nail polish scene from holes literally all the goddamn time

[surrealromantic]

[akamxru]

how does the star wars fandom work???

bc if they announce Anything new yall r always like

[catchymemes]

[senseofdirection]

I was just WAITING for the cat and I was not disappointed

[muckkles]

i pulled up this video on youtube that was like 8 hours of birds for cats to watch and i sat my cat in front of it and i didnt think shed be interested cuz she never watches tv or anything but she is Hypnotized

[muckkles]

she accidentally paused the video

[dillpicklestanley]

I would die for your cat.

[angel-macabre]

[april]

gonna try using tumblr on my 3DS

[april]

i have successfully logged in after 5 attempts

[april]

there are no images and very little CSS that works. i am amazed that I can see icons at all

[april]

[whitepeopletwitter]

How do you catch a hawk?!

[will-ferret]

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

[phomosexual]

good morning! what a wonderful day to normalize straight girls having crushes on trans guys and straight guys having crushes on trans girls!

terfs don;t even fuckign look at this post thanks

[phomosexual]

AND NORMALIZE CIS LESBIANS HAVING CRUSHES ON TRANS WOMEN AND CIS GAY MEN HAVING CRUSHES ON TRANS MEN

(via @kayas-wife)

[dankmemeuniversity]

[amvs]

APPARENTLY MY MOMS BOYFRIEND HAD JURY DUTY WITH JOHN MULANEY AND WAS SITTING NEXT TO HIM

[amvs]

imagine going to the jury and seeing him like i wouldn’t be able to keep it together emotionally i’d just be disqualified the plaintiff would be like “he stole my assets” and i’d be like I Have Fired The Criminal Catcher

[smythas]

John Mulaney Gives You The Death Sentence (ASMR)

[thatgirlonstage]

Imagine being on trial and you look over at the jury and John Mulaney is just sitting there. How do you handle that, psychologically. How do you not conclude your life has turned into a piece of absurdist theatre

[wymanthewalrus]

“We of the Jury have determined that the Defendant has the moral backbone of a chocolate eclair.”