[infectiouspiss]

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

[thegenderdruid]

blowjob? more like job blows! #employed

[longseasons]

[gwydionmisha]

Bonus: If I buy a book I get to keep it! The publisher can't turn up at my house at random and confiscate all the books I bought.

[ceruleanheaven]

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

[melancholicnymph]

[herpsandbirds]

GET ABSOLUTELY SHRIMPED!!!

[lucyscs-deactivated20250718]

please be nice to me unless you’re being mean in a hot way

[fangorn-forest]

mutuals let's sit at the end of the dock and splash our feet in the water while we watch the sunset

[fagsromana]

i may not have fucked that old man but by golly i sure have sexualized him

[fuckrozanov]

the worst writing crime you can ever commit in my opinion is watering down the dirty talk because you’re self-conscious that it sounds like it’s from a bad porno…..i cannot stress this enough……leave it alone. the moment you tell yourself he would not fucking say that you’re doomed. people will say almost anything if their dick is hard enough

[2886beaconstreet]

ao3 asking if i want to see mature content. do i want to see birds in the sky. do i want to feel the wind in my hair and the grass under my feet

[zendadya]

ZENDAYA & TOM HOLLAND "Spider-Man: Brand New Day" photocall in Rome (June 23, 2026)

[newtypezaku]

Big mood

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

Anyone and everyone CAN write. The world’s most skilled writer didn’t start off skilled. The key is that they practice hard by writing a lot.

As long as you write, you are practicing your craft and you are getting better at writing. But you will never get anywhere if you let AI write for you.

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[absurdlyinaccurate]

me, the motherfucker with over 50 abandoned works in progress: i have an idea

[bellamuertes]

happy valentine’s day! 💞   tumblr tags love letters to matt murdock (insp.)  image ID under the cut

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