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I have no fucking idea how this works. I just came here from YouTube cause I thought it was funny.

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Man, if only Ishmael and Captain Nemo met. Seriously, they’d never stop yapping about the ocean.

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It really annoys me how people make funny of young adult dystopian books where they have one big thing that the world is centered around, and has awful world building.

Then they praise Fahrenheit 451.

[martianworm]

MY SONS ARE ALL MORONS

ft jonathan young

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THEY’RE LIKE THAT BECAUSE OF YOU!

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I don’t know who invented the orange vanilla combination, nor do I care enough to google it, but thank you.

[sorormaior]

@stanmcstanistanstanding i could not work out how to get the pose right for a bench press. Have this instead orz

[astrokid425]

WENDIGOON!!! MAKE A VIDEO ON GENERATION LOSS! AND MY LIFE, IS YOURS

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If you eat a person from New Zealand it’s not cannibalism.

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Just finished arcane, what the hell.

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I love this twink so fucking much

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“Like Orpheus, my son, humanity could rise and stagnate; falling by its greed and lack of vision. Or we can rise to even greater heights and fall even harder. We now fly even higher than ever before, but if we fall now, we will never be able to get up. We will crash so spectacularly that for centuries to come, when others see our history, they will beg for it to not befall them. And like them, we must see our failures in advance.

I tell you this, my son, for I have failed you and our siblings. My brothers and I were never the glorious soldiers you were told. We were never the glorious sword forged in light, we were never the protectors of the innocent, we never created anything of true merit. We were blunt tools used by a false cruel god who used us for her eternal conquest. Who never saw past her own failures, and when she died she cursed me with this immortality and ordered I continue her work.

What I saw as a curse then, a curse that forced me from my destiny; to die in glory. Has only led me to see it for what it truly is. A curse to see my own failures. For I, my son, have led you and your siblings astray. As in my youth, told you all that to die is the greatest honor, and to die in war is the greatest of all. So you children killed each other, dying to continue the meaninglessness that I was taught to. And now I see I have only led you to fall even harder. This is my failure, my son, I have failed you all, and now we will never go back.”

Yuriel the Eternal, telling an Oron of his failures.

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Dunno why I made this. Probably just remembered something from here. Idk

[tinasnowz]

MEGAN THEE STALLION — as Trish Una (Hottieween '24)

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I have no idea who that is. But god damn that outfit looks good.

[askrobouteguilliman40k]

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Yeah, but I get distracted easily.

[assassinbugs]

You bodyswap with your icon. How do you feel?

FCUCK YEAH!! WOOHOO!! AMAZING!

it's cool 👍 it's positive and good

it's ok

neutral

hm. could be better

ngl it's bad

FUCK. THIS SUCKS.

confused

other / I'm bald / infinitely nuanced answer

Voting ended onOct 29, 2024

idc if it's not a person. if your icon is a sunrise, you're a sunrise now.

poll about swapping with prev's icon here

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Man I’m fucked.

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What

[the-kryomancer]

Bistro Huddy height headcanons

Terry: 5’9 1/2 (the half inch is very important)

Joey: 6’0 even

Pickles: 5’4

Nico: 5’6

Ruby: 5’8

Harold: 5’5

Oscar: 5’10

Trick: 6’1 (constantly brags he’s an inch taller than Joey)

Brad: 5’8

Aaron: 6’3 (tall, lanky, and awkward)

Nicole: 5’6

Bridgette: 5’2

Clint: 5’10

Barb: 5’5

Amber: 5’6

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Bridgette having a Napoleon Complex is Fing hilarious to think about.

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Ok so something I find deeply funny about Hazbin Hotel, Hamilton, and stuff of that sort. Is that people get really into it and make fan art and fan fiction. All the while, these were real or very important characters/people. And the thought that one of Alexander Hamilton’s descendants could find smut of their great grandfather is hilarious.