alien, i am

toffee UK based girl, spends too much time being sad

[becausebirds]

A perfect duet.

[thehotgirlproject]

You will never escape this video as long as I am alive.

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[darklingpearl]

“I kissed his shadow. I kissed his shadow and this kiss did not touch him, this kiss was lost in the air and melted with the shadow. Our love of each other is like one long shadow kissing, without hope of reality.”

— Anaïs Nin, from “House of Incest,” published c. 1936 (via violentwavesofemotion)

[tortagnamgnam]

This is the lucky clover cat. reblog this in 30 seconds & he will bring u good luck and fortune.

[unclebabie]

THIS ONE!!! THIS IS THE ONE THAT WORKS!!!!!

I reblogged him the day i started treatment and 1. GOT TO MY APPOINTMENT ON TIME 2. FOUND A FREE PARKING TICKET SOMEONE LEFT IN THE METER FOR ME AND 3. GOT FREE STARBUCKS AFTER MY APPOINTMENT!!!!!

[cutedemonbabe]

I’m convinced bc I reblogged this on Friday, got hired at a job I had a million interviews for, went on a first date that went well, and got kissed a billion times so like hell ya to the luck cat

[wetorturedsomefolks]

im letting cat jesus take the wheel today

[nightlifemingus]

need this cat

[fog6v7a4m8p5i8r3i8s1m0]

[welcometonegrotown]

[hummingbirdbandit]

Professor: You should be teaching yourself the material.

Me: Then why, pray tell, am I paying you?

[rightbackheretohauntyou]

student: i really don’t understand the material. can you explain it?

professor who also doesn’t understand the material: oh haven’t you heard?

[jamsoftheday]

Visit Original Link

You sit there in your heartache Waiting on some beautiful boy to  To save you from your old ways

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

[antigot]

There are no black people on Game of Thrones. You don’t see one black person in Lord of the Rings. I ain’t paying money to always see one type of person on-screen. Because you see different people from different backgrounds, different cultures, every day. Even if you’re a racist, you have to live with that. We can ruffle up some feathers.

John Boyega to GQ (via antigot)

[kontrollsysteme]

[freerenata-deactivated20180915]

DELETE THIS!!!!!!!

[teaganwhite]

“The Cup Of His Murders Is Flowing Over And In His Coat Shall Be Many Curses”, 12"x16", gouache and watercolor on paper. Come see these rabbit buddies and more paintings by me, Erica Williams, Cate Andrews, Alison George, and Jen Lobo, TONIGHT at Nucleus Portland, 5-8PM

[butterfingersart]

i made a funny

[champgn]

[sapphic-witches]

🔥💀👎🔫🔪🐷🔥💀👎🔫🔪 To curse any Nazi’s or Fascists that dare touch your blog, Likes charge Reblogs cast

[ravenmagill-deactivated20251029]

Alright. Y’all know how this works. That’s $1100 right there. 

May you be completely, abundantly, beautifully blessed.

[lewis-tan]

The Fall (2006) dir. Tarsem Singh

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[ravenmagill-deactivated20251029]

Alright. Y’all know how this works. That’s $1100 right there. 

May you be completely, abundantly, beautifully blessed.