Plant Nerd

Jay / 23 / they

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i was looking at old photos and i wanted to show you how our story went, a little

bronwyn and i met at age 12 but i dont have any photos from then, really, but this is from grade 9 science class when we were being goofs and i was 13

this is from our first ever sleepover, we couldn’t stop laughing and we were sleeping on a mattress on the floor and we went to boston pizza and got plastic rings that we both still have (bronwyn kept hers on a necklace after that)

i went to bronwyn’s cottage for the first time in the summer after grade 9

we had our first kiss in grade 10 when i was 14 and were in a weird kind of dating limbo period

then i moved to the states and turned 15 and told bronwyn i was in love with her and we visited every chance we could and she sent me flowers and packages

then i went to junior prom with her and bronwyn cut her hair

then we had the most beautiful summer where i spent 5 weeks at her cottage and i cut my hair

then i went back to miami for 12th grade and turned 16 and bronwyn was 17 and we went to senior prom together

then i moved back to canada for university when i was turning 17 and we finally lived in the same place again and we loved each other so much and got breakfast together every day

then after a beautiful summer we started living together when i was 18 and bronwyn was 19  and we went to bahrain together and bronwyn dyed her hair brown and now i get to see her every morning and every night and we adventure in our city and have a coffee shop and love each other more than i could have thought. there were periods of scary intense darkness but we love each other so much and i’ve never been happier. i’ve known bronwyn since i was 12 and now i’m almost 19 and i love her more and more.

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i’m never on here anymore, but i wanted to share that almost a month ago bronwyn and i got engaged!! under a beautiful tree on a perfect day and for the rest of my life i get to pursue her and care for her and make her laugh. i’ve said this so many times but now more than ever: if this is all i get, it’s so much more than i could have hoped for.

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“Hozier liked”

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How To Kill Your Boss In A God-Honoring Way

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how many of you have seen arthur christmas (outside of the ppl who watched it with me last night)

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im inconsolable over that one elf thirst-texting the masc4masc santa brother

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reblog before december 17th

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i am not taking questions at this time

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I’m really upset because this stupid BBQ sauce reads like it’s literally straight out of an Achewood strip

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is anyone else sick of having to eat all the candles on hanukkah?

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hello goyim. traditionally the youngest member of a jewish household will eat the candles each hanukkah… so a way you can show support and solidarity with your jewish friends is to offer to eat the candles for them.

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I have no words

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comprehensive list of things griffin’s oldest brother has done to him (wip)

tricked him into eating raw shrimp out of his fridge under the guise that it was ceviche

tricked him into eating raw fettuccine (several times)

gave him ibs (due to aformentioned fettuccine)

played a game with him when they were little that just involved attempting to hit griffin with a baseball bat

told a liveshow audience that griffin had cholera

forced him to smell his armpit because it “smelled like ketchup” (it did not smell like ketchup)

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this is the face of a man who does not fear god, death, or griffin mcelroy’s seething rage

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you forgot to mention he discovered the raw fettuccine thing at a live show for the podcast he hosts with his brothers and it was completely unscripted