Solar Olli, The Star Bear

Starborn friend ready for fine experiences and wacky antics :) They/Them

[pukicho]

they call me leads guy

[munguswungus]

What do you mean that you can actually do stuff

[pukicho]

I'm glad you think of me as a fetid enfeebled sack of hard clay that can't do anything at all.

[bearlyfunctioning]

Comic #365 : Shapeshifter problems - Website links here ~ I can't help vibing extra hard to songs with drawn out vowels. It appeals to my inner wolf xD This one is Kato -Turn the lights off which was being meme'd recently. But i'd love to hear your OOOOOoooOoOo recommendations.

[gingik]

[the-irreverend]

And stay safe everyone!

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[embraceweird]

✨🤍🩷🩵🤎🖤❤️🧡💛💚💙💜✨

[phaeton-flier]

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

[skepticalpigeon]

I'm starting to think bears are just humans if god liked us more...

[pokemonshelterstories]

helped a seeing-eye growlithe program harness train their newest litter. you'd have think i tried to murder this guy by his reaction to it

[4-him-unhinged-wizard]

The council of Tumblr wizards WILL recognise me.. eventually I MUST be dealt with.. *clenches my fist with a rat's rage*

[theweevilwizardofthewest]

@wizard-council-bureaucrat got another code 12 here for you

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

all right all right, load them into the chuunibyou decontamination tube

[orteil42]

i'm very happy with cookie clicker's success of course but it's difficult to tell if it was a freak fluke or if there was some sort of unsuspected secret sauce at play. could i do it again. modesty aside somewhere in my hundreds of design docs for other game ideas there could be the game industry equivalent of a nuclear bomb. i must tread lightly

[orteil42]

[lazy as shit, doesn't make anything] i.m saving the world

[depsidase]

[pigswithwings]

the fascinating thing about being abused is that years later youre gonna be there sitting around going "okay so what now". cause like theres no instruction manual is there

[pigswithwings]

youre gonna be buying groceries and then youre gonna remember you went through all that for literally no good reason and youre gonna go Oh Okay and put paper towels in your bag or whatever

[crustystherat]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely

[somefishycat]

tu LANCES félicette ? tu lances son corps comme la fusée ? oh ! oh ! prison pour les scientifiques ! prison pour les scientifiques pendant Un Mille Ans !

[bug-yogurt]

You can understand the French perfectly fine with only context but the English translation I got still had me floored

[stealingpotatoes]

brushbuddy doodles <3

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[bymossypine]

Happy Pride 🏳️‍🌈✨

[star-bear-vt]

The invisible hand of the market is jerkin' me off.

[eikonoklasms]

i cant stop thinking about this post so bad. cat named daniel