TUMBLR'S FAVOURITE ALIEN

22yrs white theythem he/him I have a queue tagged 'queued' i am repetitive 18+ for the content occasionally reblogged i post what i want!

[star-cadaver]

👽Pinned Post To Answer The Question Of "Who The Hell Is This Person Who Just Followed Me"👽

i am tumblr user star-cadaver but you can shorten that to "cdvr" if you want

i am in my twenties and i am an alien who uses they/them or he/him (if you like neopronouns, use the non-human ones or it/its or something)

my artfight account is named gleeb, but you should credit my art account @starcadaver (no dash) if you're crediting an attack I made for you on there.

more info:

INTERESTS

ever-changing ever-rotating and rarely consistent, but these are the recurring ones:

art

blorbo from my shows

my own ocs

saint's row

internet safety & privacy

saw 2004 (& sequels)

ultra street fighter 4

animals (incl. bugs)

60 seconds & 60 parsecs games

batman

fallout

riverdale

jojo bizarre adventure part 6

prowrestling (specific wrestlers)

FAQ

are you an alien?

yes

are you an artist? do you post art?

i rarely post art on tumblr, i used to post on cohost (RIP), these days you can find most of my stuff on artfight or sporadically posted across the site via @starcadaver <- without the dash

why don't you post art on tumblr much?

don't feel like it

are you well known enough to justify a FAQ?

absolutely not

what's your name/what is your mother's maiden name/what is your nationality/do you have any mental disorders/[invasive question that could connect my tumblr account to me irl]

[long infodump about internet safety and how you should not share that kind of thing online ever]

we are mutuals, how should i approach you to talk?

i love to recieve asks so start there! if you have me on anything else, message me there instead though

[bat-demon]

So uh im a black trans lesbian and ive been trying to get a new job since the last one I had let me go for bullshit reasons, I was in a car crash in the work truck and wasnt the one driving but the guy who was didnt get canned, and I still havent found a new one yet and I need help paying rent since unemployment hasnt come in yet I need 1100$ by the 30th

0/1100

ca/vn: Smokeyquartz

palpey

kofi

[bat-demon]

75/1100

[bat-demon]

125/1100

good news yall! i have job lined up but it wont start til mid august please keep sharing and donating i REALLY dont wanna get me and my disabled gf evicted

[bat-demon]

175/1100!

[bat-demon]

theres over 1500 notes on this post and im not even a third of the way there im gunna become homeless 🥲

[bat-demon]

225/1100

[bat-demon]

325/1100

[bat-demon]

425/1100

[bat-demon]

550/1100

ONE WEEK LEFT!!

[cryinganabell]

I hate anatomy

[newvegascowboy]

"Ignore the verbiage, and look at what they're doing. What they're asking you to do. What sort of world they'd have you build, and how they're going to pay for it." < Literally my favorite line in all of fallout 4. Thank you Deacon, I love you Deacon

[farewell-to-lorien]

To Survive on This Shore, by Jess T. Dugan.

[castigatedcast]

soon I will be euthanized due to my various behavioral issues and also they just don’t like me

[wykart]

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

[littlemissminu]

i like outside

[jellogram]

Johnny Eck was a performer from the 1930s who was born without any legs:

He's primarily known for appearing in the 1932 cult classic Freaks directed by Tod Browning.

However what I'm mostly obsessed with is this account of a magic trick he did with his non-disabled twin brother (text under the cut)

Like this is the funniest thing I've ever heard. Can you imagine

Wikipedia screenshot:

"In 1937, Eck and Robert were recruited by the illusionist and hypnotist Rajah Raboid, for his "Miracles of 1937" show. In it they performed a magic feat that amazed audiences. Raboid performed the traditional sawing-a-man-in-half illusion, except with an unexpected twist. At first Robert would pretend to be a member of the audience and heckle the illusionist during his routine, resulting in Robert being called on stage to be sawed in half himself. During the illusion, Robert would then be switched with his twin brother Eck, who played the top half of his body, and a dwarf who played the bottom half, concealed in specially-built pant legs. After seeming to have been sawn off, the legs would suddenly get up and start running away, prompting Eck to jump off the table and start chasing them around the stage, screaming, "Come back!" "I want my legs back!" Sometimes he even chased the legs into the audience. The subsequent reaction was amazing – people would scream and sometimes even flee the theater in terror. As Eck described it, "The men were more frightened than the women – the women couldn't move because the men were walking across their laps, headed for the exit." The act provided the perfect jolt by frightening people at first but then caused just as much laughter and applause. The illusion would end with stage hands plucking up Eck and setting him atop "his" legs and then twirling him off-stage to be replaced by his twin Robert, who would then loudly threaten to sue Raboid and storm out of the theater. Their act was so popular that they played to packed audiences up and down the East Coast."

[teaboot]

Easily one of the top 5 funniest things you can do as an identical twin

[forthegothicheroine]

I like to bring him up when talking at the museum about sideshow stars who were genuinely brilliant performers.

[catilinas]

friendly reminder that [the most cherrypicked interpretation of the text possible] <3

[phantomrose96]

Hey kids, you need to start worrying a little less about getting “#mogged” and a little more about getting “#smogged”. This is an Air Quality Index public service announcement.

[4mtns]

NASA just dropped the closest image ever taken of Jupiter

[chocoholicbec]

@hamletthedane’s tags: #Vincent Van Gogh is crying somewhere in the after and I’m crying just thinking about that#you knew!! you saw the patterns!! there is a whole planet painted in the oils from your brush!!#TIL that the craft Juno went as close as 4000km from Jupiter’s weather surface#for context: the craft was closer to Jupiter than NYC is to LA#which is space terms is like. basically being on the planet#holy shit

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[tpwrtrmnky]

Deeply unserious to claim that opposition to genocide in Gaza is equivalent to advocating for antisemitic terrorism.

[tpwrtrmnky]

I'm on the side of "killing civilians is bad" and simply understand that a particular state entity is responsible for the largest attack on a civilian population happening right now, holding all the power to choose to stop doing so at any moment.

[importantcatpics]

[thyrell]

[oceantoyz]

[office-anomaly]

recent juris