professional sad boi

Alex | 20 | F | ISFP

[sixpenceee]

1970’s feminist vandalism. Via Layla Rafaoui

[andremichaux]

Sandra Oh & Andy Samberg Monologue (x)

[laughingfish]

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[ororomunroedontpullout]

Not sorry enough to turn down the role

[wlwillow]

[lorlocks]

Got curious about if scallops have brains and

Pretty sure this article was written by a scallop 🤔

[aragun]

You have my gun

[legunlas]

And my gun

[gunli]

And my gun!

[stimman3000]

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[magnumpicactus-deactivated20230]

somebody tell me wtf this is

[aaronbuzz]

@magnumpicactus the sand is on top of really hot coal and is pretty much boiling. The dude is dragging the pot of coffee on it to boil it. Its a traditional turkish way to make turkish coffee and its really good.

[seashellronan]

grown ass men are out here not eating fruit or vegetables or washing their face and having a list of things women must do to be attractive to them and thus gain their respect like grow the fuck up and eat a carrot literally no woman needs you

[shen-ancalhar]

“No woman needs you” said the future cat lady lol

Newsflash. No man needs a bitch telling him to eat rabbit food and nagging him constantly.

I cannot wait to see feminism burn itself out.

[masonicbeheadingritual]

u gonna die of scurvy in the name of antifeminism

[tony-hawks-underground]

The scurvy got him

[seperis]

I don’t get why ‘cat lady’ is an insult to women. 

My dude, you got this backward; welcome to the modern era, we have careers, money, we buy our own houses and cars, and we have easy access to a selection of vibrators our ancestresses could only dream of.  Companionship is great and everything, but as many of us discovered, it comes in many forms.

If a woman has a cat but you don’t see a guy, that’s usually because she did the math and overall, men scored lower than a furry animal that shits in a box and a Hitachi.

[taraljc]

accurate.

[lilacsinthedooryard]

Rachel Newling (Australia)

Grey-Headed Flying Fox

Hand coloured linocut on handmade Japanese paper

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

New and Improved! From 3,300,000,000 BCE until 300,000,000 CE 

Frames by Algol 

[softlenaluthor]

[nasundertale-deactivated2019112]

girl on the bus next to me: ive only eaten things that start with b today

[groupthinker]

that is how i want to live my life

[ginger-ale-official]

She was warning you about the fate of the bus you were all in

[justpudding-deactivated20210818]

despite all my fat im still just a rat in a hat

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

I had the WORST fucking nightmare last night that I took a Lyft up a mountain pass in a super dangerous road and my driver was like this super fly 80 year old lady who didn’t give a single fuck and drove recklessly, and I was SCREAMING the entire time that we were gonna die, and at one point she drove off the road straight off a cliff and I thought “THIS IS IT, THIS IS HOW I GO” but she pressed a button and her car fucking TURNED INTO AN AIRPLANE and she was like: “BET YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA DIE! NOT TODAY BITCH, NOT TODAY!”

I woke up EXHAUSTED. 

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

OH MY GOD ???

[slavery]

I’m ant man and this post took me two days to type

[cadaverkeys]

One of the scariest things that happens on this website is that homestuck just goes trending every now and then for literally no reason at all.

[queerjoys]

Sometimes we all just collectively think about homestuck

[deadnametrading]

Stockholm syndrome

[drearyhours]

stuckhome syndrome

[slimetony]

While you were all busy having “funerals” and getting cremated I was decomposing in the woods behind a cracker barrel off the highway

[neyruto]

the other day at work, I met a man who I think was 100% a werewolf. he was very charismatic but in a weird way and it was cold but california cold and he had on a very large fur coat and flannel underneath with a single huge tooth on a necklace? he even had sharp canine teeth that did that thing that anime boys do and poke out a little when he smiled?? I saw him for 5 seconds but he was very beautiful and was buying raw meat.

[neyruto]

I failed to mention I work at a pet store so buying raw meat “for your dog” is a perfect cover

[angry-diarrhea]

What if… I lovingly named them silly things