bases stolen, never returned

Purple’s personal @DOPINGUES 20+

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[bafahy]

New procedure

[bafahy]

FAQ for this post:

The trans guy neck hump, or “dowagers hump” is not exclusive to trans men but it is a result of a specific hunching posture trans guys often use to hide their tits. It’s barely noticeable to the average person so it’s not worth getting insecure about, but there are ways to get rid of it. I got rid of mine with lifting/stretching/being more aware of my posture.

Many have noticed that the medical professional is wearing a San Francisco Giants jersey, this is because it’s legendary baseball player Barry Bonds who holds the record for most home runs in a single career, making him the most qualified man for this maneuver.

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If i saw this personally i would get so fucking pissed, its a weeknight, i have work tomorrow, and some fucking ASSHOLE is lighting up the sky like its noon at 1 am. Maybe we SHOULD let Vandal Savage wreck his operation, turn that OFF!! TOO BRIGHT MAN!!!

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haa i want a canned coffee so badly rn, i shouldve stocked up on the weekend but i was lazy

[starridge]

who are your parasocial enemies, like mine are andrew lloyd webber and butch hartman

[swaxe]

Today's LGBTQ+ Character of the day is

The Essential Worker (heavily implied)

[funstyle]

i dont wanna play the game in the mobile ad but i guess it's not about what i want

[elorein]

[pink-vacancy]

˖⁺‧₊⟡₊˚⊹

[doubleca5t]

[b1tchcup]

my favorite tweet ever. Every time I go to find it I’m blown away by how few retweets it has

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I like watching dramas with Akaso Eiji in them because he just has this sopping wet quality about him, his eyes look like hes holding back tears constantly and like hes confused about his general situation, which is cute

[yuquiitas]

Made a simplified timeline! you can now watch this thing in chronological order

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags if you can remember where you got the shirt you're currently wearing.

[bina-binrays]

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 18 hours

[discflame]

my live reaction to this moment

[unionisedmanc]

Are you all going to come online and play perverts or what