Pretentious and Cuntlike

they/he ✶ ⚥ ✶ 25 I'm a creature. I'm a wood nymph. I'm a slime mould. I'm currently slithering inside a museum artifact. I collect old stuff. I have to Create or I will go insane (but I won't post it because I'm shy). I'm on Neocities. Images without description or alt text are tagged #undescribed

[star-thorns]

Did a history exam on Bastille day and got to infodump about the Revolution in an extremely chaotic and disorganized way for two pages

[7pleiades7]

Isabella and the Pot of Basil (1919) by George Henry Grenville Manton (English, 1855 – 1932), oil on canvas, 107 × 82.2 cm, Wycombe Museum, England

[bathtubwriter]

In honor of bastille day please accept this collection of French revolution plates I found on a secondhand platform.

This one is Low-key scary tbh.

Normal-ish. Ish.

Aaaand I have no idea who the last guy is

Bonus:

[bathtubwriter]

Alright part 2. Guillotine plate.

. Hébert

Mm this feels like it's missing half the collection

Aaaaaand the royals. Wasn't sure about including those but whatever.

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You have became this medieval role, how do you feel about it

you are in the medieval era and you have this role!

How do you feel?

great!! I love this

good!

It's okay

So bad. I hate this

This is similar to my real job!

Results/other

Voting ended onJul 18

[sennamaticart]

I got some new brushes so i tested them on a unicorn

[requiem-on-water]

Dolce & Gabbana f/w 2006 | Ph: Steven Meisel

[escuerzoresucitado]

[wordfather]

you're just mad because im annoying you and getting on your nerves on purpose

[mrotiski]

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

[behaviornerdwithahat]

So many fiber arts have difficulty levels that are less about your level of skill than your ability to tolerate extreme multi-step processes.

[girlalcuin]

usamericans complaining about italy on ig but not enough to remain in their own country where they can have their ice and freezing aircon temps. we don't want you here and you are not welcome

[die-rosastrasse]

Edward Robert Hughes (1851-1914)

John William Waterhouse (1849-1917)

Walter Crane (1845-1915)

[randomalistic]

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

ever since i was a little girl i’ve had dreams of becoming an eccentric middle aged man

[anamericaninestonia]

As summer approaches, as someone who lives in an area that gets more touristy every year I keep getting pissed off

Travel groups, bloggers, influencers jne will always say stuff like "talk to LOCALS. this is a place LOCALS reccomend. Listen to the LOCALS for cool hidden gems" and as soon as we local people say things like hey, maybe dont use airbnb because they take all the affordable housing in the area and make the city centre unlivable for us? All of a sudden its "shut up! You should be GRATEFUL for my MONEY" we're a fun feature of the landscape until it comes to being respected as people and not glorified theme park employees

[star-thorns]

Happy solstice :-)

[502-tachibana]

the worst part about skirts and shorts is when its slightly hot and your thighs start sticking to the chair

[502-tachibana]

youd think that since a 45cm skirt covers your entire front down to your knees that there would be no problem. however. the hypotenuse