āThe first thing I do is I dress for airports. I dress for security. I dress for the worst-case scenario. Comfortable shoes are important ā I like Clarks desert boots because they go off and on very quickly, theyāre super comfortable, you can beat the hell out of them, and theyāre cheap.
In my carry-on, Iāll have a notebook, yellow legal pads, good headphones. Imodium is important. The necessity for Imodium will probably present itself, and you donāt want to be caught without it. I always carry a scrunchy lightweight down jacket; it can be a pillow if I need to sleep on a floor. And the iPad is essential. I load it up with books to be read, videos, films, games, apps, because Iām assuming there will be downtime. You canāt count on good films on an airplane.
I check my luggage. I hate the people struggling to cram their luggage in an overhead bin, so I donāt want to be one of those people.
On the plane, I like to read fiction set in the location Iām going to. Fiction is in many ways more useful than a guidebook, because it gives you those little details, a sense of the way a place smells, an emotional sense of the place. So, Iāll bring Graham Greeneās The Quiet American if Iām going to Vietnam. Itās good to feel romantic about a destination before you arrive.
I never, ever try to weasel upgrades. Iām one of those people who feel really embarrassed about wheedling. I never haggle over price. I sort of wander away out of shame when someone does that. Iām socially nonfunctional in those situations.
I donāt get jet lag as long as I get my sleep. As tempting as it is to get really drunk on the plane, I avoid that. If you take a long flight and get off hungover and dehydrated, itās a bad way to be. Iāll usually get on the plane, take a sleeping pill, and sleep through the whole flight. Then Iāll land and whateverās necessary for me to sleep at bedtime in the new time zone, Iāll do that.
Thereās almost never a good reason to eat on a plane. Youāll never feel better after airplane food than before it. I donāt understand people who will accept every single meal on a long flight. Iām convinced itās about breaking up the boredom. Youāre much better off avoiding it. Much better to show up in a new place and be hungry and eat at even a little street stall than arrive gassy and bloated, full, flatulent, hungover. So I just avoid airplane food. Itās in no way helpful.
For me, one of the great joys of traveling is good plumbing. A really good high-pressure shower, with an unlimited supply of hot water. Itās a major topic of discussion for me and my crew. Best-case scenario: a Japanese toilet. Those high-end Japanese toilets that sprinkle hot water in your ass. We take an almost unholy pleasure in that.
Iāve stopped buying souvenirs. The first few years Iād buy trinkets or T-shirts or handcrafts. I rarely do that anymore. My apartment is starting to look like Colonel Mustardās club. So much of it comes out of the same factory in Taiwan.
The other great way to figure out where to eat in a new city is to provoke nerd fury online. Go to a number of foodie websites with discussion boards. Letās say youāre going to Kuala Lumpur ā just post on the Malaysia board that you recently returned and had the best rendang in the universe, and give the name of a place, and all these annoying foodies will bombard you with angry replies about how the place is bullshit, and give you a better place to go.ā
AnthonyĀ Bourdain: How to Travel
