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So I’ve a collection of story generating charts on my pinterest, and I came across one that, at first, seemed really cool. Until I did it.
“Your teeth are not what they seem. Prepare; they, too, have teeth.”
The implications are all at once stupid and terrifying.
I am the Moon Moon of story prompts.
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This Moon Stuff
How the Hell is it possible that every. single. time. there is some amazing lunar thing going on, it is overcast here?
How the ever-loving-Hell.
Whoever the fuck is in charge of making sure there is no cloud cover is fucking fired.
Scene of the Crime: my kitchen
The Exchange: as follows -
Me: *horrified half scream* Why did you do that? What have I ever done that deserved such betrayal? I thought you loved me!
Mom: What is it?
Me: The cat just rubbed his face on my donut!
As an important note, it's a cinnamon bun donut, with a thick, sticky glaze, now with a light dusting of cat hair.
Also, the cat has sticky stuff on the side of his face and refuses to sit still long enough for me to clean it off him.
The real crime in this episode was that Squidward had to pay $25 for a pie.
I cannot stress how ridiculously accurate this is.
An ad run in my town's daily paper (for a job at that paper).
It's going to be seriously difficult finding a candidate with those qualifications.
Let's revisit the classic question.
(After having watched me cash out 3 people and now steps up to register) "Do you work here?"
Nah mate, I just like the sound the keys make when I press them.
I get asked fun questions as a sales clerk, and you can't go wrong with a classic.
"Do you work here?"
No mate, I just really care about how a store's purse display looks.
They're not even good jokes.
