I Like Stardew Valley

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Holy shit this account still exists… I thought it was lost forever.

Should I still continue doing stardew incorrect quotes? Is anyone even still here lol?

[dankmemeuniversity]

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It’s been a while huh?

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To the lovely people out there who’s upset that Shane is still depressed after marriage I have some news for ya

Marriage 👏 Does 👏 Not 👏 Fix 👏 Depression 👏

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Sam stealing Sebastian back from Kat:

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Kat:

Abigail and Sam:

Sam and Sebastian:

Sebastian:

Kat and Abigail:

Pictures came from this post

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Sebastian: Why are you eating lucky charms at 3am?

Toni: Being magically delicious waits for nobody.

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Kat: Babe?

Sebastian: Yeah?

Kat: Did you do the dishes?

Sebastian: Yeah there were a few so I did them.

Kat: ...

Sebastian: ... Is that ok?

Kat: Take your pants off.

Sebastian: What?!?

Kat: Do it.

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Kat: Yknow, people never notice that the alphabet says hi to you...

Sebastian: *takes a minute to get it* Get out.

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Kat: Did you guys hear that Persona 4 Golden is on Steam now?

Abigail: Yeah! I bought it immediately!

Sam: I’m excited, but I don’t know about Seb’s reaction.

Sebastian who has been trying for days to emulate the game on his computer but failed: THE IRONY! THE FUCKING IRONY

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5 things you would say in the bedroom:

Fuck!: Sebastian & Leah

I’m ready!: Kat, Abigail, Elliott & Emily

Where do I put it?!?: Sam, Alex, Harvey

Who the hell are you?!?: Shane & Haley

I’m not ready!: Penny & Maru

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Kat: Oh my gosh you’re so tall you look like a giraffe.

Sam: That’s why your mom built like a baked bean.

Kat: A BAKED B— A BAKED BEAN?!? *punches sam in the gut*

Kat: BAKED BEAN THAT! BAKED BEAN THAT

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Mayor Lewis: Sebastian, do you take Katherine Wood as your lawful wife, to have, to hold, front this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish till death do you part?

Sebastian: I do.

Mayor Lewis: Katherine, do you—

Kat: Yes.

Mayor Lewis: You didn’t let me finish.

Kat: I’m just very excited.

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I'm glad I only get recommended the important news

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Hello peeps, I know I’ve been gone for a while but I’ve just been having a hard time coming back. Life has been different for me lately but I’ll do my best to get back on track. When I do get the motivation to come back I’ll get right back to our regularly scheduled memes and incorrect quotes. Do people even still do these anymore?

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1, 4, 7, 10, 13, 16, 19, 22, 25, 28, 30!! :D

1. Is your family accepting?

I’ve only recently told my mom about me being bi, (well she found out when I bought a bi necklace) she was upset that I haven’t told her sooner and that I wasn’t comfortable about telling her but she did thankfully accept and respected my decision.

4. Favorite color?

Blue! Mostly light blues but I do like blue of all shades and colors.

7. Have you changed labels since realizing you were LGBT?

Not really, I’m still the same old me except I’m bi.

10. What’s your favorite hobby?

I tend to sketch every now and then though it’s slowly starting to become a career goal.

13. Do you wish you could change any pride flags?

No, I think I like the flags the way they are. They’re all unique in their own ways and have their own meanings behind them.

16. Do you experience dysphoria?

On occasion I do.

19. Do you bind?

No.

22. Are you in a relationship?

Not at the moment, after telling my crush I liked him he said he likes me too but we wanted to stay as friends and get to know each other before anything actually happened between us.

25. Dated anyone of the opposite gender?

Nope but I’ve thought about it.

28. Have you ever been to a pride parade?

No but I’d love to go to one!

30. Pineapple on pizza?

Now I’ve had pineapple pizza before when I was a child, and I liked it, but ask current me this question and this would be my response: For the memes? Yes. Would I actually eat it? No.