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One Nice Bug Per Day
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almost home
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@stardewmermaid
Humans are born with demon counterparts to protect them.The more innocent and pure a person is the more mean fierce and terrifying their demon becomes.Today you met an 82 year old woman with the kindest sweetest demon you’ve ever met.
I remember people in high school burning through 3 cell phones a year, so I'm curious: How many mobile phones have you had in your lifetime?
1-3
4-6
7-9
10+
And lemme know your age (if you feel comfortable!), and when you got your first phone in the tags!
If these options are scuffed I'm sorry, I genuinely have no clue how many phones people are "supposed" to have had (hence the poll)
I thiiiiink 6? possibly 7 but I think 6. And also pls keep in mind I got my first cell phone in 2003.
thinking about the 81 year old man who came into the shop today with a shirt that read "BIKESEXUAL [insert raw skeleton on a motorcycle] I'LL RIDE JUST ABOUT ANYTHING"
walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
tiktokers who say classic lit is bad because its not relatable 1. thats not the fucking point 2. you've clearly never read twelfth night as a trans bisexual
you've clearly never read Frankenstein as a student
If you're fucked up enough a lot of classic lit suddenly becomes uncomfortably relatable tbh.
This is 100% true, but also: literature is a great way to engage with people you don't actually relate to, and practice feeling empathy for them anyway. I have never been in a battle, but I have cried over the Iliad multiple times because I was suddenly made very aware that every single war has people like Hector in it, who leave their families one day and just never come home to them. Please keep looking for things you find relatable in unexpected places - but not everything has to be relatable for it to be worthwhile.
Not everything has to be about you to be worth reading
the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass
The Original
Wait, actually the original? This post is historic
i was about to talk shit on how impractical round food storage containers are when fridges are square but if we didn't have them then where would soup go? certainly not a square container
i have soup in a rectangular container in my fridge rn
that's fucked up bro
Hello yes winning a shitty ex competition and watching a hagfish tear Alien-style through a fish carcass named after the boy who faked leaving the country instead of dumping me properly has done more for my mental health than the months of therapy he caused.
Honestly this just added 10 years to my life
Shout out to Spanish for having the correct word for kitties. This is literally el gato there's no other word for it
we have multiple actually. you forgot gatito and gatita.
HOW could I forget....
Los gatitos....
I have been informed that in Spanish these are also called MICHIS... the winning streak continues
Minino
(at last night's queer cabaret)
person announcing the show: "now i don't want to see any heckling tonight, no racism, no sexism... none of the isms"
person in crowd: "what about autism?"
announcer: "yeah autism is fine"
The thing they don't tell you about fried egg runny yolk is that if you put it in a sandwich it will be the best most delicious thing and you can mop up the egg with the bread, but in exchange you Will get so so messy and covered in egg yolk
I'm about to wii sports resort to violence
I'm about to have a wii fit
my record player is cheap as shit and the needle keeps skipping so i put a tiny pig on it as an arm weight
it’s lighter than a coin and working perfectly so i’m just gonna. not bother the pig
love how some items in stardew have simple and unassuming descriptions and then theres just
im the dad
i met him as soon as i set foot in germany and he is my first german friend
i am so glad this is getting the attention it deserves
