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(Ignore the misspellings) I sorta rushed it at the end because I wanted to get this done for a really long time. I did my best to do everyone in town and tried to keep it constant with the family names.
I orginal wanted to give them all last names that were meaningful to their person. Ex. Emily Iris, because she's all about color, Kent Stone because I though it sounded tough.
But I got sorts lazy and just went with what ever fit. :')
I might do something else if i have the energy.
It’s Alex’s turn to be stuck in a Junimo virtual pet, but he doesn’t seem too mad.
Dude. I would suck so much dick for this to be real omg. I love this so much.
SDV Eyes HC
ALEX
Green eyes.
Alex goes outside alot and likes sports so I imagine him to have nice freckels across his face.
Elliott
Green Eyes
He is a simple man who lives in a shack by the ocean. I didn't like him at first because I thought he was stuck up and snooty and could never find him but then I realized his cool. I felt the same way about Droopy eyes where I didn't like them for a while but they grew on me.
Harvey
Brown Eyes
I know he has colored eyes but I think brown fits his personality more because brown eyes are warm and comforting.
Sam
Blue Eyes
I choose a bright blue because Sam is a simple man with simple wants and needs and he does brighten a room just by walking into it. Blue is also a good contrast to Seb's Black eyes. Also with freckles. I absolutely love freckels and Sam does spend a decent amount of time outside.
Sebastian
Black eyes
I Imagine Seb to be half japanese. It brings more diversity to the game. Its also suck a contrast from his mom so it matched their opposite dynamic.
Shane
Black eyes
Shane is a a working parent who works all day then goes home to work on a farm and take care of Jas. So he would for sure have big eye bags. And the dark eyes fit him better then green because we all know Shane is an emo kid at heart.
Stardew valley As things my Parents say. (Mosty Kent)
Kent: Okay Jodi and I are going to Zuzu city tonight to go to the casino.
Sam: Thats boring dont you do anything else?
Kent: Your mom.
Sam:...ew I hate you.
Kent: You asked
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Sam: What do you mean you don't know my friends names?
Kent: I have my own names for them.
Sam: Witch are?
Kent: Smart ass, Dumb ass, and Fuck ass.
Sam: Whos who?
Kent: Dumb ass is the one with purple hair.
Sam: Abigail.
Kent: Smart ass is the sad one
Sam: Sebastian.
Kent: And you're the Fuck ass.
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Caroline: Have you been doing drugs? Did you have sex yet? Tried alcohol?
Abigail: No.
Caroline: Ha ha. Loser.
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(I would like to point out that my dad said what Kent said when defending my cousin. Not Demetrius. I'm so proud if him for sticking up for her because he's come such a long way<3)
Demetrius: Abigail wouldn't date you (Sebastian) anyways she's bi.
Kent: So? Why wouldn't she date him?
Demetrius: She has a girlfriend.
Kent: No she doesn't they broke up.
Demetrius: Yeah but she likes girls cuz she's bi.
Kent: She likes girls and guys- Why does it even matter!
Demetrius: I'm just saying.
Kent: Well your wrong.
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Sams Birthday
Sam: Wait guys my mom just texted me.
Text: Hi Sam is Vincent. Mom is drunk and wanted me to text you and say 'happy birthday you motha fucka I'm proud of you you stupied bitch. I hope you get as waisted as I am. Love you Bitch.'
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Haley and Alex looking at Christmas lights
Alex: Why does it look like that elf is beating the dear?
Haley: Oh. I thought he was beating off.
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Maru recording Robbin working: Hey-
Robbin: Fucking Christ! You scared the crap out if me, Bitch
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Abigail: Dont worry dad I always have a lie prepared.
Perrie: Thats why I'm proud of you.
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Haley: How do I look?
Emily looking up from her book: Dont wear mesh It makes you look like a whore.
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Perrie: Can I borrow some ones for strippers?
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Sebastian: See this? *Shows Louis' bald tires*
Sebastian: This is where Louis dies.
I read it here about elliot learnt the piano for alex mother’s music box, because he heard it for being near the beach
and i think it’s beautiful, one day he’d play it for alex to listen
Look at the fucking art! Its so pretty and I absolutely love it. I love their art of Alex its so cute! And the fact that they saw my stupied HCs and made art is absolutely baffling. I have never been do flustered in my entire life. Thank you so much!
Stardew valley as quotes I herd at work.
Shane : Now whenever I hear 'Gangsta's paridasie' I can smell vomit.
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Sebastian : Abby is trapping drugs in the parking lot.
Sam : Abby's a trap?!
(Trapping is slang for selling drugs. And Sam thought he ment the 'guy dressing like a woman' trap.)
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Morris: *Wearing this*
Perrie to Morris : I like that your mask says useless because thats what you fucking are!
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Haley : Its cold. Do you want this jacket or is it to gay for you?
Alex : Yeah...to gay for me.
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Louis : She wears a mask when she sleeps to stop her snoreing, so when I wake up in the middle of the night to ask for sex all I can hear is Darth Vator breathing.
Farmer : Are you into role-playing?
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Sebastian : *Plays BFG division*
Maru : *Plays Tiny dancer*
Sebastian : *turns up music*
Maru : *also turns up music*
Sebastian : Eat a dick!
Maru : No you!
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Alex : I know I'm stupied but even as a 12 year-old I knew you couldn't get high if you smoked wet pot.
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Leah : I got lost in the woods once while I was high and next thing I knew I was in the police station covered in what I hoped was mud.
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Elliott : Things I want to do in my life 1. Fuck many bitches 2. Drink bong water and 3. Wright a romance novel.
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Kent : I got in trouble at military camp for using my roommate's socks and underwear as a slingshot and hit our instructor in the head.
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Sam : Once at a party I blacked out and woke up to some guy sucking me off.
Sebastian : Oh my god! Did you punch him off?
Sam : No I waited for him to finnish.
Sebastian: Fucking Why?!
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Emily: you know when you cuddle someone you sleep better?
Clint : no.
Emily : oh...well it feels great
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Sebastian: *Cutting a box*
Maru : ooo damn cutter
Sebastian: that was my nickname in middle school
Maru : ...NO NOT LIKE THAT I JUST MENT THAT YOU-
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Sebastian : I will gladly commit a mass murder if you asked me to
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Vincent: you look really mad at me
Jas : its because I am
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Sam: *Drops a bread stick on the floor*
Sam: *Picked it up and put it to his mouth*
Sebastian: *Smacks hand away* No.
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Abigail: *jokingly* Lets take this outside. *laughs*
Sebastian: *Deadpan* I'll kill you.
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Farmer : Thanks for calling Joja Co. How can I help you?
Customer: yeah I would like to get something shipped to my house.
Farmer: Thats not going to be this number ots actualy going to the the Joja in your area.
Customer: yeah no it said call this number.
Farmer: No we don't do that you have to call the one in your area.
Customer: can you please hand the phone to someone why knows what the FUCK they're talking about.
Farmer eye twitching: Yeah sure no problem. *Slams phone*
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Gus: How do you make such good tips?
Emily: Well I'm not pretty, but one thing I learned is that everyone loves a good penis joke
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Sebastian: I'm not takeing any advice from Clint. From 'Drinks at the bar alone Clint'
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Penny: Just be glad you didn't have to do the pacer test.
Vincent and Jas: Whats that?
Penny: Oh just a test you did just to get a piece of paper saying your medically obese and are dieing, all because you couldn't do more then ten laps before your fricken asthma kicked in!
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Random Person: Yo. whats up my (Hard R N-word)
Leah: No. No.
Leah: *Points to hair*
Leah: Ginger.
Sebastian! I did red because I felt like it went more with his goth look but its also a little diffrent. I like this one.
PURPLE SAM
Purple is more of a Sebastian colour and I wanted to try Sam. He's got a really nice aesthetic. Easy to fit on. :)
I wanted to make a Mood board type thing for all the batchelor but in a diffrent colour then what they usually get. And you know me I love Alex so he's first. If you have any colour ideas please tell me.
fall of the star high school running back
This is kinda what gave me the inspiration to wright Alex's accident. The art is really good and the caption is the main source of inspiration.
I really like their art
Alex's Accident
Incase you didn't know Alex only has 4 fingers on his hand so this is a short little thing about it.
Right at the peek of his highschool football career he got into a terrible car accident. He was sitting in the back seat and got T-boned. His left hand only missing one finder due to the window shattering and slicing up his finger. But his righthand was almost completely destroyed leaving him with only his thumb,ring and pinky finger. He lost his middle finger completely and only has half of his pointer finger left, stopping at his first knuckle. And his right foot got completely destroyed leaving him to wearing a prosteic foot.
He thought his life was over. But with enough begging and pleading he was able to finnish his senior year playing gridball and when it was time to accept scholarships he applied to almost all of them. Because there was no way they would be able to pay for a good college with the funds they had.
"Theres no way they could say no to you sweetie. They all saw the way you play and saw your abilities. Even with your hands. You were the best player ever out there. There is no way they'll deny you." Evelyn said lightly putting her hand over Alex's shoulder.
They both were starting at the two letters on the tabke addressed to him from the schools he applied scholarships for.
"I'm still a little scared what-"
"Just open the damn letters." George grumbled.
Alex nodded and grabbed the letter on top. He opened it and read really fast.
"I-I didn't get in." He said and he could feel tears in his eyes.
"Try opening this one im sure you'll get into this one." She gave him the letter.
He sniffed and quickly opened it.
"I didn't get into this one eather. Wah-" His breath hitches.
"Oh Alex I'm sure its because if something else. Let's just wait for more to come in until we jump the gun." Evelyn said trying to calm him.
"Y-yeah your right." He said hugging her.
But the next ones that came after that were also declined.
And the next.
And the next.
And the next.
Until he fanily got one that accepted him. And when he went to go speak to them, they quickly declined their offer after seeing his hands.
He was heart broken. He had it all figured out. It was going to work out for him.
He was going to go pro and get enough money to take care if his grandparents.
Now his dreams were all gone. Forever. He would hardly touch his gridball.
He decided to take a gap year so he can think about what he wanted to do. But he still had no idea.
One year turned into two. Then three. And he spent all that time working out to better himself. Bearly spending time with friends.
Then a new farmer came to town.
And no matter how hard he tried he couldn't stay away. He found himself outside more and more, wanting to see the Farmer.
Wanting to look normal he would throw his gridball and make himself look busy.
Even though he really just wanted to see the Farmer.
Still holding on to the very slim chance of becoming pro he still brags about it.
But as time goes on he realized that that dream will never be a achievable. And he settles down.
He moves with the farmer and gets restless and started to do farm work.
When he sees how happy he makes the farmer just by doing a little bit of farm work he realizes that he doesn't need to be pro to be satisfied with himself. The farmers love is all he needs to be fulfilled in his life. The farmer doesn't see him as weak because of his hands and foot and sees him as an equal and doesn't back down on giving him more work to do.
The money from the farm was more then enough for him to easily take care if his grandparents.
"You know when I got into that car accident, I though my whole life was over. Everyone was telling me that there was no way I would be able to achieve my dreams of going pro and treated me like I was useless. Then you came along and showed me that that's not true. Not one bit. Before you came here I bleaved every word they said and I probably would have killed myself if you haven't come by. You really mean the word to me and I'm so grateful that I met you. I love you."
Batchelor Tattoos Pt 2
Shane
The last one he doesn't remember getting
Harvey
He would have full sleeves but he still wants to be respected so only half sleeves
Alex
So the dog is Dusty. And the 'I love you' is his moms hand wrighting.
If I'm missing something please tell me.
Pt.1
Batchelor tattoos
Sam
The last one he shared with Seb and Abby
Elliott
Sebastian
So I am now aware that there is a photo limit. So part I'll put a part two.
So ive been thinking of the bachelor’s and bachelorette’s and what fabric would they want for their facemasks? Idk if its a covid free zone or not but masks can be cute af. I work at a craft store so i see a-lot of fabric.
Shane
Penny
Harvey- he’s a doctor, you tend to deal with kids and cute stuff ain’t off the table- nurses can have different patterned scrubs livening up the place.
Maru- I’m envisioning Maru would help the kids with science sorta being like Miss frizzle wanting kids to get interested in the subject.
Any ideas for the other bachelor/ettes, townies? you can reblog if you want with any thoughts, patterns. I just want to see your idea’s.
I love it so much its so accurate.
I would just like to point out that Alex only has 4 fingers.
Spread the news
I think it would be cool to see some fan art of Alex with only 4 fingers :)
Alex HC with some people in town +some random things about him
He's a really good cook because of Evelyn
He and Hailey both love going to the beach together
Alex likes going in the water while Hailey enjoys the shore.
They both will build the best sand castle together
Alex will sometimes help Vincent look for bugs
He will play gridball with Shane from time to time
He hates going into the saloon because it smells to much like beer and booze
It makes him gag at the smell
When he's outside with Dusty at night he will hear Sam, Abigail, and Sebastian laughing and playing and get really sad that he can't have friends like them
He can't even go in to say hi
When at the island he sees Sam playing the gutar and tells him he's good.
Sam offers to teach him how to play a little bit till they have to go and offers to hang put sometime
Alex and George will just sit in front of the TV and just talk
Doesn't have to be about anything specific
Alex will do some of the shopping to help out
Pierre helped him out the first time he came in when he was 12 and didn't know what he was really doing
The next time he went in Caroline helped him and told him about her plant hobby
He later got into plants, mostly indoor plants
When he first met Abigail he thought she was weird at first and didn't like her
Later he found out she was weird but just learned to ignore it and they talked about how they both struggled in school
Sebastian didn't like Alex because he used to be and ignorant jerk in school
They weren't really aware of each other's until Sam made them both hang out
Alex is really good at D&D
He has a really active imagination
Sebastian is impressed
He never really talked much to Marnie
But after playing gridball with Shane he would hang out with the animals outside
She would talk to him about the animals and would talk about his own dog
Penny tried to help Alex with school but she struggled because she didn't understand how his brain worked
She gave up but felt bad then figured out a way to help him by using things he likes like football and workout methods to get him better at math
Alex got used to Emily's weirdness from going to Haileys house and seeing her alot
One day when he fell and ripped his favorite sweater Emily offered to fix it for him
She did and fixed some of the missing buttons
Elliott always saw alex outside his house playing in the sand
One day he saw him crying and herd the music box
He tried to learn it on the paino because he liked the beautiful song
When Alex walked by his house he herd his moms song playing from Elliott's cabin when just sat outside and listened to him play the song he grew to love so much
When he was looking for bugs with Vincent, Jas would watch them
He would go over to her and play with her to not wanting to leave her out
He would play hopscotch and jump rope with her
Failing because of his long legs getting stuck in the jump rope
When Alex first met Kent he was really intimidated by him
One night when he was outside with Dusty, Kent saw him and walked over to him
Kent talked to him and let Alex let out his feeling for the first time in a while letting Alex have a shoulder to cry on
Hope yall liked these tell me of yall want more and tell me if there's anything I can add