stardustTrailblazer

20 Y/O | She/Her | Trans Woman | Bisexual | TMA | NSFW 🔞

[depsidase]

[cocksley-and-catapult]

ISSUE 1434: gass in it

20 july 2026

[hungwy]

everyone has a deep hidden memory of glass cow with milk sloshing inside.

[hungwy]

^ you were born with this memory.

[openingadoor]

[catstrat]

very funny bit happening in the replies

[cloudabserk]

I DIDNT GET THE JOB LMAO

[cloudabserk]

funniest rejection email i’ve ever received

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

These posts are all sisters to me

[zxbuster-advent]

[number1mongrel]

"You hear that? They're saying The Odyssey doesn't even have nobody!"

"They've got nobody in the Odyssey?"

"No I'm saying they don't got nobody."

"Nobody's there?"

"Nobody's not there!"

"So everyone's there?"

"Everybody but nobody!"

[kragehund-est]

problematic rage gap. one partner tries to bring nuance and understanding to a tough situation. the other wants to blow up the earth about it.

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[miketon]

[furthestring]

everyone has at least one friend who's jade harley. like, even if you aren't into homestuck if you have online friends at all there's a pretty good chance one of them is jade harley

[fishing-princess]

People hate it when one girl is super clingy and obsessive to a concerning degree. But what if both girls in a relationship were super clingy and obsessive to a concerning degree? What could possibly go wrong?

[fishing-princess]

Somewone who understabds me…

[toskarin]

Would you rather bathe in cow milk or in the blood of the innocent

stepping into my bath of the blood of the innocent and walking out with completely dry hair

[psychuan]

because of your blood-proof shower cap

[toskarin]

because of my blood-proof shower cap

[jame7t]

wore the green and yellow striped shirt to work on tuesday and a guy i work with is just calling me "undertale" instead of my name now

sorry to hear that undertale

[j0jin-deactivated20210309]

[dbrann11]

Funniest thing I have seen in 2020

[leeisstillawake]

[3000s]

Yes, your dentist can absolutely tell if you masturbated at home before your appointment. And in fact, a shower and change of clothes does little to hide this. The best step forward is to apologize to your dentist for masturbating.

[3000s]

- mockup of results from my new search engine called "Google OCD"

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.