[stargalraerae]

May I have your attention, please?

Will the real Slim Shady please stand up? I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?

ʚ fourteen ⸝⸝ her ۶ indian ⸝⸝ cis ۶ bisexual ⸝⸝ astronomy enthusiast ۶ superache as a person ⸝⸝ addicted to reading ۶ marauders era fanatic ⸝⸝ taken by my amazing gf @witheringrejoices ۶ৎ

ʚ stan nirvana, sleep token and lady gaga ⸝⸝ tyler the creator and megan thee stallion <3 ۶ love 90s hiphop and 70s rock ⸝⸝ dead poets society ۶ hannibal ⸝⸝ death note ۶ nana ⸝⸝ mdzs ۶ yellowjackets ⸝⸝ live for the chxse ۶ৎ

We're gonna have a problem here.

꒰ do not interact if you're racist, homophobic, misogynistic, transphobic, etc. also dni if you lack fandom etiquette and / or have harmful ideologies. ੭

[stargalraerae]

i lob ferrets

[alitoocool33]

[rubymerridewby]

i like to imagine that, if simon had survived the island, he would've grown up to be a mortician

[moonytoast34]

single dad remus whose son's special interest is motorbikes.

mechanic sirius who owns an auto shop where every saturday a lanky, sweater clad man and his blue-haired son come in and study the motorbikes.

during one of their visits sirius definitely asks remus if he wants a ride, followed by a cheeky wink

[aaloosshitposting]

"If I were orpheus I wouldn't look back"

But we look back everyday- rechecking emails, making sure a friend is still behind you, checking to see if you remebered to pick up your keys. It's second nature, a habit of care.

It was second nature for him too. He looked back, not out of weakness, but love. For what is love, if not to look back?

[stargirlwaitingg]

As a kid, Peter learnt to fake-faint anytime anyone started arguing around him. He saw it on a movie once and taught himself how to do it in his bedroom until his mom heard all the thudding.

Anytime his friends or parents started arguing, Peter would flop to the floor dramatically. He learnt how to made the loudest thud without getting hurt and he USED it.

Eventually, as he grew up, he dropped the habit, until one day in the dorms the marauders had a fight. A big one. Sirius was screaming, Remus yelling, James was stressing. Not one of them was looking at Peter.

That was, until a loud thud came from the corner of the room.

[istillwishforyouateleveneleven]

Remus, on the phone: Guys, where are you? This place is fancy and I don’t know which fork to kill myself with.

[patroclus-is-the-bigger-person]

sirius: it would probably be best to do that with- wait killing yourself nope nope nope. I'll come and save you

Enter Sirus coming in in his motorcycle outfit looking hot af and Remus all but runs yo pick him up and kiss him.

[coffeestainedstars]

these are the boys you cry over btw

[wishingonfallingstars]

nothing will ever be as good as reading a marauders band au while listening to David Bowie on a record player just as the characters are doing in the fic

[definitelyservice]

people will never say it enough

life is shit but at least queen and david bowie made a song together.

[tasteofthecitypeople]

fundamental to my belief in switch rosekiller

[asoakedtoast]

Bellatrix gen carrying the new gen black family

[maliciouslittlewhiteboy]

pandora who didn’t really process that evan was really gone until a month after evan’s death—where she started sobbing hysterically in the grocery store

[notonelover]

i actually can't be surprised that no one wants to be my friend. i'm genuinely such a loser lmao

[atomicjeallyfish]

God. take all of meg thee stallions pain and return it to drake tenfold

[angelnumber27]

I think Megan thee stallion should be allowed to execute people if she wants to