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happy anniversary of the pinnacle of humankind, its been downhill for the last 16 years

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

diggly

no one tell him

analyticalsenshi

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

toomanyfandomstocountcx

The ides of March have come

eeyore9990

Beware the ides of March.

pokemon-i-choose-you

soMEBODy TOUCHA mY SPAGHET

retrogamingblog

Legend of Zelda Artwork by Orioto

c0ttonsocks

the King 👑

fuckyeah-nerdery

What pokemon is this?

iguanamouth

yeah

writing-prompt-s

You’re teleported to 44 BCE Rome in your everyday street clothes. You’re brought before Caesar and he believes you might be from the future, hoping to bring him fortune. One day he questions you, asking “How Do I Die?”

calamitouserebus

“Surrounded by friends”

prince-mar-mar

I’d watch a family sitcom of Marth’s family. Like we got Marth and Caeda the main grandparents. Elice (and Merric), Chrom, Lissa, Emmeryn, tiny Lucina, and baby Owain. 10/10 and chaos ensues.

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Chrom: hey Marth you think I’m a good Lord and father?

Marth: Mmm, yeah I guess

Chrom: Really?

Marth: yeah I mean sure you made best friends and completely trusted the enemy, married the first girl that sat next to you, abandoned your daughter and died defending your country leaving sole responsibility of saving the world one her leaving her with only a sword, ultimately leading to the end of the world… and uh what was the question again?

Chrom: …

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I’M SCREAMING CAUSE THIS WOULD TOTALLY HAPPEN.

Chrom probably gets stuck frozen to the roof hanging lights. All the ladies go Christmas shopping together and they buy so much wanting to spoil everyone their cards get declined.