Here For A Good Time, Not A Long Time

Was on this site 10 years ago and I’m still here somehow

[forbescaroline]

favorite platonic relationships: eleanor shellstrop and jason mendoza “I gotta say, it was nice to have a true dirtbag buddy, so I could talk about what really mattered in life. Wrestling, semi-legal drugs, and Jason Statham.”

[mysticmilks]

[mistressemmedi]

Not excited for the Teen Wolf movie?

[thebrooklyninenine]

and once again here is another reason why you all need to go watch brooklyn nine nine

[storm-pilot]

[akitron]

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

[coolgirl]

[thepakistanimarthastewart-deact]

[oneman-wolfpackk]

I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

[toonskribblez]

Thanks, I actually needed to hear that.

[sambic]

[scoutbert]

if you are a man who had sex with a woman, and she became pregnant, and decided to abort, she does not “owe” you any say in the decision. all you did was bust a 10 second nut and suddenly you get a decisive say in whether or not she goes through 9 months of insanity and a painful expensive labour cause YOU want the kid? fuck off. your role in the creation of that fetus is minimal at best. if you really, genuinely wanted a child with her, you would have PLANNED for the conception of a child with that woman BEFORE y'all fucked. stop giving me that shit about “both of them created it together so they get equal say in the matter!” NO a man ejaculated and THAT’S IT, everything else regarding conception is on the woman’s body, she gets the final say in whether or not she’ll carry to term, NOT you. go adopt one of the 250,000 children in foster care waiting for someone to love them if you want a kid that fucking badly.

[scoutbert]

all pro lifers can fuck off my post please I still stand by this 100%

[helperhoopoe]

stop insulting yourself. it doesn’t help.

[rottentrauma]

But what if it’s true

[helperhoopoe]

it still doesn’t help. you can call yourself as many names as you want, but it won’t make you a better, happier, healthier or kinder person.

punishment doesn’t work. only positive reinforcement does. be kind to yourself and get better.

[spacemancharisma]

haven’t seen this on tumblr yet, and tis the season

[logarto]

casual intimacy kills me every time. grand gestures are cute and all but seeing two people who are just totally comfortable with having each other in their space, who dont think twice about leaning into each other and thoughtlessly holding each other while doing unrelated things….. thats love

[icantbelieveiwatchthisshow]

[alec-isnt-your-bitch]

Social anxiety is not necessarily having huge panic attacks when you’re in a crowd.

It is, a lot of the time, little things that are usually easy just being complete hell on earth, like:

Crying just thinking about having to give a presentation in class

Not playing games or participating in fun activities (even with your friends) because you’re afraid you’ll be terrible at it and people will judge you

Having to rehearse your order at the restaurant a hundred times

And counting your money 10 times to make sure you have enough (even though you have plenty)

Being overly concerned about the way you look because you think people are judging you

Feeling anxious every time someone laughs because they’re definitely laughing at you oh god

Getting nervous about coming late to school because you’ll have to get in class and everyone will look at you

Crying a little when someone says you’re wrong or screams at you (especially in front of other people)

Not knowing what to talk about even with friends that have a lot of things in common with you

Feeling uncomfortable being in the front row in class or at the cinema because you think everyone is staring at you

Thinking and rehearsing for 5 minutes the simple things you’ll have to say in class (like “here” or “yes, I did my homework”)

Being afraid that the teacher will ask you something in class

Being embarrassed of something you did or said literally months ago (that probably wasn’t so bad)

Pushing people away when they show any type of interest because they’re definitely making fun of you and actually hate you

Going out of your way to avoid someone in public because you actually cannot talk to them

Biting you tongue or lips or clenching your fists or digging your nails into you leg when you’re embarrassed

Being scared of being alone with only 1 person because you don’t know what to do or say

Constantly hating yourself because you can’t do easy things like having a small conversation

[sweetoothgirl]

Pumpkin Mini Cakes