Starg

She/her|bisexual|multi-fandom|

[sexaftersunrise]

I like to think about how Ilya came off all smooth and confident and sexy in his towel with his cocky "I might knock" and tiny shrug and smirk, sauntering away like it's no fuckin thing when I know on the inside he's like oh my god oh my GOD it worked okay it's happening it worked oh my god okay okay okay be cool holy fuckingg

[omens-of-what-is-to-cum]

okay put some respect on the name of my good friend Shane Hollander, because this man is the the creator of the iconic chirps “just a bunch of Finnish guys talking about the cousins they're in love with” and “Jeez Hayden, you wanna get me pregnant too?”

like WHAT is this ‘Shane can’t chirp’ propaganda or this ‘Shane can’t tell when people are being sarcastic’ insanity or this ‘Shane needs Ilya or Yuna to do social interactions for him’ silliness

[shaneybby]

shanebug photo album circa '91-93

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[dragon-in-a-fez]

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

[neur0nom1con]

[jovialgnomejpeg]

ragebaiting my miis by feeding them a single stray pixel

[9babt]

We would NOT be better gods

[theslowesthnery]

🥹🥹🥹

[socialistexan]

Same exact playbook, down to the "but it was based on a lie."

[charlataninred]

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

[the-muppet-joker]

Absorbing all of the period cramps of all of my followers. You're welcome, females. You're welcome, theys. You're welcome, brotherhood. Menstrating for ALL OF YOU.

[importantcatpics]

[cranberry-branflakes]

me (in barely any pain): ITS CANCER IM DYING

me (in severe pain): pfftt nahhh im fine thats just the old friend we go way back

[jakeperalta]

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

[bashcrandicoot]

Based on a true story

[midnightella-mass]

Stardew Valley lore is so crazy bc on the surface it’s marketed as a cozy farming game where you get to romance the townsfolk and become a beloved member of your community, but then you get about 10 hours into the game and suddenly it’s

- you’re magical, oh yeah also magic is real, a wizard told you to go learn all types of magic and you did

- there are ancient entities living in the mines and sewers beneath your feet, and they ARE fighting, just fyi

- there’s an ongoing war happening, that is probably why the economy is the way that it is btw

- animals can talk…just occasionally

- you’re haunted by the ghost of your grandfather, but rarely

- there are tiny creatures that will fix things for you in the night but only if you meet their hyper specific demands. also they’re scared of you

- Yoba is an alien (?)

- also the local shopkeeper’s daughter isn’t his she’s the wizard’s and a townswoman named Emily is a psychic, in case you were curious

- oh and there’s an omnipotent magic man who’s blue and committing a PLETHORA of crimes at any given moment. he’s scary

[larksinging]

more of a vibe than anything