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Vitai Lampada Per Aspera Ad Astra Dat Viribus Alas Because being in love is more than just an emotion...

[catscafecomics]

I am trying.

[gifthetv]

[funnytwittertweets]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i am obsessed with the comments on recipe sites

[dingdongyouarewrong]

[drownedconcubine]

am i allowed to say stuff on here?

[jaehaerys1]

[satyriconmp3]

[mrfylke2001]

[mctreeleth]

I was trying to explain to my sister-in-law that I simply cannot turn on my car headlights if anyone is looking at me and she thought I was crazy.

[razzleberryjam]

Literally nothing more embarrassing than tying your shoes in public like oh look at me I'm a 5 year old because I couldn't tie my shoes tight enough to last a walk through the kroger

[official-lucifers-child]

are y’all okay

[thatqueerchoirkid]

no

[cookiescr]

nothing more embarrassing than being early for a meetup and being embarrassed that you look weird so you start playing with the notification bar on your phone pretending you're texting someone

[ladyegwene]

no zelda was the scientist, that little guy smashing pots is zeldas monster

[fuck-customers]

Customer service puts the hell in mental health.

[counterspelling]

May the Fourth Be With You!

[animusrox]

You know what they did to me for being a hero? They put my ass in jail for 30 years.

[saintdollyparton]

I just love the mental image of a group of bloodied, half-frozen adventurers gathered around this big pink cow-man as he asks who needs some healing and they just raise their hands and mumble, “Yeah, I’ll take some” as if he’s passing out juice boxes after a tough first half of a soccer match.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[slayerscake]

I like to think that the M9 gives Essek a battle strategy guide. Like:

While Jester is a cleric, try to go unconscious near Caduceus.

When in doubt, polymorph.

Buff the lesbians.

Squishy wizards stay away from fights.

You have to look sexy when using spells.

If you get charmed there is going to be a very high chance of Beau punching you to snap you out of it.

[pastelpaperplanes]

cursed emojis that no one asked for but I don’t care

free to use!

[pastelpaperplanes]

I have an addiction.

free to use!

[pastelpaperplanes]

who needs coherent words when you have cursed emojis

free to use!!!

[talisman975]

@queenie-meanie

[kintatsujo]

OP These are genuine works of art and belong on a gallery wall somewhere (I especially like the NOmoji with the O as their mouth and “looking disrespectfully”)

[jinxknight]

A Captain and his First Mate.

[fluffygif]

The cat’s gambit

[marvquixote]

A small part of me actually thought the cat was gonna make a move.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aim-and-ignights]

Same energy

[maxeth]

trifecta

[sighinastorm]

quadrifecta

[truffledmadness]

“Tortilla” would match to “torta”, which….is a real Spanish word that just means cake, y’all.

Tortillas are little flat cakes.

[doomedgirls]

in addition, mosca means fly

mosquito does mean little fly

lmfao

[anoctopus]

‘dump’ is an old adjective that meant “doughy” so “dumpling” is basically “little doughy thing”

[sighinastorm]

Yes but that’s not funny.

[nutwit]

Doro still at large