bleep blorp

claire. 24. california

[morepopcornplease]

get on your feet.mp4

[bidoof]

The numbers in the football men’s shirts? That’s their power levels. If a level 79 man collides with a level 36 man, the level 36 man WILL explode

[pochowek]

unstoppable force vs immovable object

[shampooligan]

wild card

[everythingfox]

“The music fits quite nicely for this little guy”

(Source)

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[unflatteringcatselfies]

[marvelsmostwanted]

“WHAT TEAM?!” I shout out the window into the night.

Somewhere, hundreds of miles away, Zac Efron wakes from a restless sleep, sitting bolt upright “WILDCATS”

[spongebobfreezeframes]

[ethernetcord]

Me after some Oreos

[victorpopejr]

So I was drunk on snapchat last night crying

[fuglyselfie]

donald trump has tested positive for COVID-19 my thoughts and prayers are with the virus

[wizcoylifa]

what if you went outside and saw slender man what would you do

[mruder-deactivated20170913]

tobey maguire or andrew garfield 

[mruder-deactivated20170913]

i thought this said spider man please ignore me

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

donald trump look like he fighting death so hard lmao just close your eyes and walk towards the light my guy

[commongayboy-deactivated2018082]

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[thebootydiaries]

Quiet room.

Everyone else:

Me:

My stomach: F̣̮̙͈̖͉̥͎̂ͩ̎̉͝͞ͅĘ̪̱̪̭̘́ͭ̉̽̈̅͂E̶̱̱̣͖͉͖̮̦̲̾̈́͗̿D̬͓̫̪̝͍͓̻̒̍̔̍͛̐̀ ̩̩͇̣̝̩̜͌ͩ̐̆̉ͪ̉̇M̈ͫͅẺ̾̒͏̧̡͓̦̫̘ͅ

[beefyrat-deactivated20190401]

[tauruz]