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Discoholic 🪩
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

if i look back, i am lost

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Xuebing Du
ojovivo
Sweet Seals For You, Always

ellievsbear
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

Jar Jar Binks Fan Club
noise dept.

Product Placement

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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🩵 avery cochrane 🩵

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Noah Kahan
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@starlightinmymind
Can you imagine being stuck in space completely alone with only the corpses of your friends for company, and the first living thing you meet after 46 years of that misery is a fucking weird alien creature who just rolls up with crazy advanced tech and goes "hi let's work together" and makes it possible for you to save your world through the power of friendship and molecular biology. AND THEN you find out that in this creature's language, its name means "mercy". Happened to my good friend Rocky btw
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Happy Mother's Day to these two
Sharp MZ-80k, 1978
OMG I FOUND A TRANSCRIPT OF HAPPY IN PARAGUAY
Data: Hey you guys who painted my ass white? A pound of relish and an anchovy would kick ass.
Picard: Warp me to Halifax.
Data: Watch me eat four hundred n fifty fucking hard boiled eggs.
Worf: There are too many penguins eating lunch shit.
Data: HIC How about we have some soup n fried eggs?
Picard: *singing*
Worf: Hmmf
La Forge: What’s happening?
Worf: Any games?
La Forge: Ya whatever I want some apple juice.
Riker: The truth about apple juice, it makes me sick.
Picard: Kill Geordie.
Data: I figure we could roast him alive.
La Forge: My mission, after Apple school, is to win the rodeo.
Picard: Yeah so.
Riker: Ninjas hijacked my mother…shoot Steven before we go.
Picard: Why don’t we have some fries buhbuh check me out, I'm obviously made of fish... Abdomen and some dried fish.
Worf: Happy? Happy in Paraguay with some fffffffhorney fish.
Data: Are you for panda rape.
Worf: You crazy woman.
Riker: You shut up.
Worf: How many fish heads?
Picard: Five.
Data: You're crazy.
Picard: It's time to poo.
Worf: What do you say we make apple juice and fax it to each other?
Data: Capitan, the French are about to kick my ass.
Picard: *burp*
Riker: I can smell that. My van's in pieces.
Picard: don't be a dick head - son of a bitch.
Riker: Yeah. Mind if I fuck around in your attic?
Picard: Get me four glasses of apple juice.
La Forge: This is a drag.
Quark: Heyyyy… Shit go the fuck away? Hey. (Tom Sawyer plays)
Picard: Apple juice for half price! You and me in Japan…watch me dance.
Quark: Oh Ya. WWoo we wanna freak out on you. You have a whole bunch of fish in your bathroom eyew!
Picard: I have a sheep doing roofing over my house. Come and drop in we'll put on zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese.
Quark: Why don’t you play with Worf's hair? I'm gonna get home and get fucking high.
Picard: Jesus is a raisin.
Quark: I need to go piss soon. Real bad.
Picard: I smell. Fuck a hologram.
La Forge: Baby yeah baby! (from Led Zeppelin's "Black Dog")
Data: Want some apple juice?
La Forge: I like haiku.
Data: Did you water your airport Jim? Ever scratch yourself till you have a hole in your bag?
La Forge: Haiku.
Data: I have a business installing Styrofoam nuns. Fuck a fruit basket.
Canon dialogue.
there are people with genders you will never comprehend and people fucking in ways you will never understand and people making art you just don't get and that shit RULES
this applies even to the genders you think are cringe or "why cis people dont take us seriously" and kinks you think are gross and scary and the art you think is disgusting and pornographic btw
DS9 | 6.07
behind every toxic homoerotic codependent male friendship is a wife who’s a little bit into it
little pumpkin thieves
To the people who think this is AI, I'm sorry, but New Zealand is just like this
I wasn't sold to One Direction but they own enough stock to be on my board of directors.
One Direction has the OPTION to buy me pending 51% controlling ownership.