*echoing disembodied Zelda voice*
Link. Link. That was a sick shred on your board but please focus. Link⦠Iām literally holding back the devil with sheer willpower. Link. Please kill this guy I want my body back. Link. I just want a pizza. Link. Why are you riding a moose? He canāt hear me can he?
Link. This is why weāre stuck in this reincarnation cycle. You need to focus. And heās drowned in the lake again. Okay.
Link. I always knew. No, I always believed. That you would make it. Now give me one of the five hundred mushroom skewers in your pocket I havenāt eaten anything for over 100 years. I know youāve got them. I watched you spend six hours throwing things into a wok over and over again.

















