Gaymer

I generally kinda suck at videogames but fuck if I don't have a damn good time and entertain myself trying

[what-even-is-thiss]

*echoing disembodied Zelda voice*

Link. Link. That was a sick shred on your board but please focus. Link… I’m literally holding back the devil with sheer willpower. Link. Please kill this guy I want my body back. Link. I just want a pizza. Link. Why are you riding a moose? He can’t hear me can he?

[what-even-is-thiss]

Link. This is why we’re stuck in this reincarnation cycle. You need to focus. And he’s drowned in the lake again. Okay.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Link. I always knew. No, I always believed. That you would make it. Now give me one of the five hundred mushroom skewers in your pocket I haven’t eaten anything for over 100 years. I know you’ve got them. I watched you spend six hours throwing things into a wok over and over again.

[stardew-valley]

coming in Stardew Valley 1.6...

-new festival

-new items

-more dialogues

-secrets

-???

[starliightning]

HOW HAVE I ONLY JUST NOTICED THE LIGHTROOT NAMES ARE THE REVERSE OF THEIR CORRESPONDING SHRINES!?

[emmymia]

[animalcrossingmemes]

[starpeace]

video game companion: we have to go right now we have to complete this SUPER URGENT quest, everyone is relying on us the WORLD is relying on us

me stopping to loot every single corpse:

[zippity-zope-deactivated2023051]

stardew cow 💓

[handlewcaare]

Hypocrite >:/

[jeldacat]

Pupper 🥰

[v0id-time]

잘생긴게 최고

[acianoh]

Didn’t he find the sword when he was like 12.

You can support me on my ko-fi! ❤️

[upbeatundertaker]

please consider how much of a cryptid the farmer is in stardew valley

like

-[stares into space for three hours, completely motionless while waiting for their favorite person to open the door so they can shove a gift in their hands and then immediately runs off]

-they enter the mines. they are knocked unconscious. they enter the mines once more. they are knocked unconscious. harvey begs them to stop. they enter the mines o

-appears from the fukcign...void in the middle of conversations, says one thing, RETURNS TO THE VOID AND REFUSES TO ELABORATE FURTHER

- the farmer has been fishing for 12 straight hours. they eat a fistful of tulips. they continue fishing.

-people don't question why one person needs so much void mayonnaise. they also have stopped noticing when the farmer climbs into the sewer.

-it is your birthday. a farmer kicks open the door at 9 am, hands you an entire chocolate cake, and leaves. you are overjoyed. you do not understand.

-eating an entire pizza in one bite.

[stardew-farmers-only-dot-com]

SAM HONEY IM A MILLIONAIRE GO BE A ROCKSTAR AND WRITE MUSIC ILL PAY FOR ALL THE EXPENSES

[cateneko]

Leave the mine! Leave the mine!

LEAVE THE GODDAMN MINE!!!

[obsidianedge]

sam headcannons <3

- listens to tons of classic rock, something his dad passed down to him. he listens to oldies while his dad is deployed to remember him

- TALL AND BUFF. does push-ups while vincent is on his back. does all the heavy lifting around the house.

- textbook definition of himbo

- stickerbombs the bottoms of his skateboards

- MAJOR sweet tooth. loves sour candy the most

- can (and will) eat an entire pizza pie in one sitting

- collects vinyls and cassette tapes. man loves his music

- genuinely one of the most thoughtful people there is. if you tell him once that you like daisies, he will pick one for you every time he sees one

- has the most extensive minecraft server you’ve ever seen. co-owned by seb of course

- loves to hug/cuddle you. if you date him, his favorite thing in the entire world is to pull you into a bear hug, run his fingers through your hair, burry his face into the crook of your neck

- wears lots of bracelets. beaded, woven, thick plastic ones, sillybandz, he stacks them on.

- all the parents/elders in pelican town love him, except lewis who thinks he’s nothing but a troublemaker. everyone else loves how charming and respectful he is

- cannot cook to save his life

[starliightning]

I think they patched the 4th level cliff glitch in the update because all my stuff up there has gone to recycling and now I am saaaaad

[grantwilson]

hot take: tom nook is a better person than mayor lewis. sure, lewis doesn't charge you for your house, but he also doesn't help you. tom nook contributes to the infrastructure and helps you get settled in a new place. lewis makes you (and robin) (and junimos) do all the work. in conclusion, tom nook for mayor of pelican town