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hi my name is nick i'm 32 years old austin TX

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[depsidase]

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[auransinappi]

[capacity2]

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

[starlit-syncopation]

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

[capacity2]

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

[thenightlymirror]

[miamaimania]

Thierry Mandon – Suspended Domestic Scenes within Severed Buildings

[starrynet]

exactly

[auransinappi]

her: you gotta be bob dylan mysteriously dropping a hat in the 2004 victoria's secret angels in venice ad if you think we fuckin

me af:

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[beehivedemocracy]

Sorry this is so fucking funny omg

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[conelradstation]

John Coltrane and Sonny Rollins in Jazz (dir. Ken Burns, 2000)

[beachgothgay]

For Sale: Baby Shoes. Heavy wear, almost as if the baby had been hiking.