laney

24, she/her certified wuhluhwuh karlach just give me a chance pls just one cha-

[cymk8]

something something dykes on bikes 🏍️🌈💨 (because it's not pride without some l e a t h e r)

[patreon]

[cherryspliced]

[kendypun]

My sweet Bae'zel, always gonna love you💚💚

Airing out the bitties on bsky

[nellasbookplanet]

The mighty nein's romantic entanglements are soo funny when you try to put them down on paper. Like. Jester is in love with Fjord, who has feelings for her too but also he was seduced by and slept with an evil cult leader, who was also the ex of his father figure, whose accent and mannerisms Fjord was mimicking while sleeping with her. Also the evil ex flirted with Beau, who then got her killed and stole her clothes. Beau was growing feelings for Yasha but then Yasha turned evil and had a dead wife so Beau slept with Reani (who was also attracted to Caleb and Essek) and developed a crush on Jester and then Yasha came back and she reciprocated but also she too may have had a crush on Jester, and also she invited Veth into a threesome with her and Beau. Caleb also has feelings for Jester and they never really went away and he thinks Fjord is really hot and he's being hunted by his two evil exes from his old polycule (who he's maybe planning to murder so he can use their bodies to fake his parents' death but none of them ever got over each other) and his best friend (who was married before she died and came back wrong) is in love with him and his feelings for her are more complicated than can be described in words and she’s the most important person in his life and he isn't necessarily in love with her but he is jealous of her husband. He and Essek were honeypotting each other for information but then they really liked each other but then Essek was evil and Caleb projected on him like crazy and now they grow green beans together. Molly flirted with everyone and slept naked in his and Fjord's room, but also all three instances of him expressed attraction to Caleb specifically and who knows where that would've lead had he lived. They’ve all seen each other naked (to search each other for evil eyes). Caduceus is there, eating popcorn.

[tadfools]

Addendum if I may be so bold op: Caduceus is there brewing tea

[starlitlaney]

i have gotten both of my roommates to watch mna by dangling jester out in front of them like a treat because they are hopelessly endeared by her whimsy and dick jokes. and that’s what being the people’s princess is all about

[starlitlaney]

my take on the essek thing in episode 4

i think it’s far less about “oh no, we just killed someone!!! we’re monsters!!!” and more Bro can we at least come up with a hypothesis and explore a genuine scientific theory before just killing people willy nilly. idgaf about ethics here and clearly essek doesn’t either but recklessly toying around with the beacon wasn’t what he signed up for. this is a shit study someone free my man

[zuzartii]

More art offerings of the melnem variety, whole page of stuff edition

[starlitlaney]

i wrote a little something for the astarion lovers :)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[starlitlaney]

really exciting day for me tomorrow and my roommates are adequately supportive

[samryx]

Vaelus💜

[starlitlaney]

i heard about the wedding.

if you got to witness that shit irl, that should’ve been ME!!! idc if i’m nowhere near nyc i should get to indulge in lesbianism to my hearts content and if i don’t then that’s homophobic

marisha ray my number is-

[starlitlaney]

wow hi guys now that i’m internet famous (read: have three followers) it’s important for me to let you know that i’m actually in the middle of watching campaign 2 for the first time! i always said to myself How does anyone have time for this….. and then i got a gf who loves the mighty nein and evidently lesbianism overpowers all. that being said, 36 episodes in and nott and beau are my faves

[starlitlaney]

most diabolical episode 1 moments

welcome to the table laura! pls make death saving throws now :)

“liam, someone you love is about to die”

ashley johnson only being there for the last ten minutes </3

[starlitlaney]

bro how many mf kids do thaisha and halandil HAVE????

[starlitlaney]

BOLAIRE MENTION!!! THE FREAKS ARE ABOUT TO ROLL UP TO THE FUNERAL LETS GOOOO PLS BRING VAELUS WITH YOU

[starlitlaney]

i need robbie’s character biblically. carnally. the wolf can be invited too why not

[starlitlaney]

so many moving pieces to this plan WHO’S THE SNAKE. what a devious opening mystery to this entire campaign, and it has brought together all of the characters we’ve seen so far in such a delicious way… oh brennan lee mulligan your mind…