masterlist | ch. 01 (coming soon)
⭐︎ the only one in the room with a working brain cell, which means weekly crashouts <3
⭐︎ totally done with their drama, but too broke to quit.
⭐︎ hired to clean up the band’s reputation, but now stuck playing therapist, babysitter, and unofficial band mom.
⭐︎ trying so hard to stay professional, but falling for a saint ego member was not in the job description.
⭐︎ brooding, passionate, and one breakdown away from throwing his mic at someone (usually kaiser).
⭐︎ writes love and heartbreak anthems that ruin lives, but thinks emotional vulnerability is "cringe."
⭐︎ constantly fighting for control of the band like it’s a custody battle.
⭐︎ has a fanbase that worships him like a tragic poet king, and he secretly reads every single tweet about him.
⭐︎ arrogant, magnetic, and deeply committed to being the hottest problem in any room.
⭐︎ speaks only in backhanded compliments and guitar solos that make people scream.
⭐︎ treats saint ego like his spotlight (and isagi as the one trying to steal it).
⭐︎ weaponizes charm like a blade and absolutely knows what he's doing (unfortunately, it works).
⭐︎ treats every day like a prank video and every livestream like a talk show.
⭐︎ accidentally caused the band’s PR disaster by tik tok live-streaming the fight with the caption “vibing <3.”
⭐︎ lives for drama, but never in it, just wants to play drums and eat spicy snacks.
⭐︎ somehow best friends with everyone and no one. may be possessed, schizophrenic, or both. not confirmed.
⭐︎ speaks only when it’s devastating or passive aggressive.
⭐︎ plays his instrument like he’s plotting something (he probably is).
⭐︎ loathes interviews, attention, and anyone breathing too loud near him.
⭐︎ has “resting betrayal face” and would still be hot if he was actively stabbing someone.
⭐︎ synth/keyboardist. can also surprisingly play the saxophone (multi-talented king). 22.
⭐︎ has never played a normal chord in his life and refuses to start now + absolutely abuses the reverb, but he still makes the best beats.
⭐︎ performs shirtless 90% of the time and somehow always has glitter on his face.
⭐︎ most likely to flash the crowd mid-set or say “free the nipple” in an interview.
⭐︎ claims he joined the band for “the groupies and the fire beats.” no one can prove him wrong to this day.
⭐︎ the guy behind the glass who deserves financial compensation for enduring this band.
⭐︎ actually a genius, but hides it under sarcasm, hoodies, and “i’m not your dad” energy.
⭐︎ every new crisis adds ten years to his life. complains he already has gray hairs from the livestream (he doesn’t, he’s just being dramatic).
⭐︎ will drop everything to roast someone if they breathe too confidently in the studio.
⭐︎ band manager and your best friend. 22.
⭐︎ also done with this band.
⭐︎ texts you “ur gonna kill one of them someday” weekly.
⭐︎ takes breaks by locking himself in the merch closet.
⭐︎ secretly ships you with isagi, refuses to admit it.
⭐︎ model for the new album and also your friend. 22.
⭐︎ stayed for the drama and the free champagne.
⭐︎ gorgeous, graceful, and way too classy for the saint ego mess, and yet, he’s always around.
⭐︎ somehow the only person rin won’t bite.
⭐︎ lowkey running a saint ego fashion fan account just for the memes.
⭐︎ popular streamer who’s like moist critical, very famous for his reviews on what’s trending and saint ego’s drama has caught his attention, especially because he likes their music. 21.
⭐︎ commentates like a sports announcer: “yo chat they’re fighting again.”
⭐︎ uses band clips as reaction memes.
⭐︎ “y’all ever think kaiser and isagi should fight shirtless?” (chat explodes)
⭐︎ you and nagi’s super rich friend. 21.
⭐︎ casually rich (not casual, more like MEGA).
⭐︎ buys nagi an espresso machine after he complains once.
⭐︎ also buys saint ego’s record label “just for fun” and changes it to mikage records.
⭐︎ threatens to defund them when they make you cry.
⭐︎ kaiser’s best friend. 23.
⭐︎ also his burnt-out unpaid therapist.
⭐︎ follows kaiser around like a designer lapdog, but will throw hands for him and at him.
⭐︎ speaks five languages, none of them are “boundaries.”
⭐︎ dramatic in a delicate, theater kid way, always dressed like he's on his way to a baroque funeral.
⭐︎ stylist and makeup artist for the saint ego band members. 18.
⭐︎ brutally honest, emotionally detached, aesthetically lethal, and always dressed like a streetwear model.
⭐︎ known for showing up unannounced, rearranging wardrobes mid-tour, and declaring outfits "a hate crime against the human eye."
⭐︎ quiet voice, savage commentary; once called kaiser’s red carpet look “tax fraud in fabric form” and walked away sipping matcha.
⭐︎ secretly ships people, styles them to match, and denies it with a smirk, despite everyone knowing exactly what he's doing.
