starmint

ello gays, im a proud fanfic writer (starmintskys on AO3) and a vsmp, life series. alnst and hellaverse fan! feel free to chat

[starmintstarz]

REALISED J NEVER POSTED ANYTHING OOPS! doing a aviscott teacer au rewrite! i have anew acc so please follow me on @dotsintheuniverse

[televenus]

one more before the event starts proper and we get to meet this sweet sweet stupid thing. everybody lock in

[starmintstarz]

hello! as you may not know I am a minecraft screenshotter and master poster! I started litteraly yesterday but it’s so fun and I think you should check out my Pinterest. Right now Im doing bannerfall smp but I’ll going to do so many more! Okay go check me out

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idonthaveone | hey im a mcyt fan! my fav mcyt is wired (wiredguts) but i also love smajor/lizzie/apokuna.

[starmintstarz]

MY ASS IS BUZZING IM SO EXITED! bannerfall smp first stream in 1hr 25mins and these little shits are my new obsession before it’s even started

[tillydouspart]

there are very few things in this world that i take as seriously as knight/princess yuri.

[y0gurtfae]

Bannerfall might be the greatest thing to happen to lesbians in 2026

[genevawrenn]

Martyn's reaction to Ren in Cherri's backstory animatic for Bannerfall SMP.

I am laughing so hard at the visceral "WHAT THE FUCK?!"

Round 40 minutes into Martyn's stream today, Jan 20, 2026.

[starmintstarz]

I would like to talk about bannerfall smp and D&D, if you haven’t noticed the bannerfall classes and mechanics are based of dnd mechanics, with mage and rogue being two dnd classes (and knight not but being vaguely based of fighter class) and I actually really appreciate how they got the minecraft mechanics so similar- so far I have only watched Scott’s mage tutorial stream section and it is SO similar to spell casting in dnd that I am litteraly so happy- with spell slots (only being able to choose 4 spells a day) to the playtime and theme of the series. I am pretty sure Owen has played/ is knowledgeable about the game based of that old Powmini episode ‘I made dungeons & dragons in Minecraft’ by Owen. Scott knows about it as he is a tiefling in SBK and knows what it’s from- and most the hermits know what it is as well. BUT I KNOW IT IS A POPULAR GAME, im not saying ‘oh it’s a small indie game it’s crazy how they know about it’ im just happy there some overlap with my two main interests!

I would like to add that I am especially thankful it’s so spot on as I do play a cleric in dnd and it’s very fun to see what I do every week coming to a minecraft stream :3

[starmintstarz]

guess who’s back! Had to take a mental health break im so sorry xx I don’t know how much I’ll be posting the vsmp teacher au but I am still doing it!

[starmintstarz]

Uh yeah chat uploading tmrw cause I’m tired also I updated on Wednesday early last week so we are equal now

[hermit-sound-compendium]

Zed might have just made the funniest gag I’ve ever seen in a hermitcraft video in his latest episode. I CANNOT get over this

Zed: Before we can even get on with this zedvancement more, we need an elytra. So I think it’s time that we go End raiding.

(Cut to Zed in an End ship)

Zed: Finally I’ve found some! Ough, thank goodness for that. Come here you.

(He turns around to reveal Tango standing in the overworld; the ship was just a facade)

Zed: Cheers for the wings, Tango.

Tango: Yeah

[veylocke-murderbox]

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok." Well I asked Abolish Veylocke and he said he really doesn't want to be here right now and we all need to leave his AOE range immediately.

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok." Well I asked Dr. Legundo and he said everyone needs to be on their best behavior and also he is trying to commit assisted suicide so he's got bigger issues to worry about.

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok." Well I asked Jack von Pyroscythe and he started going on a paranoid induced delusional rant and asked his chat and his chat gave him conflicting facts so now he's uncertain if he committed manslaughter one or two.

[solar-waltzes]

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok". Well I asked Apo Apokuna and she told me Cherri asked her a similar question once.

[erinsregret]

"I asked ChatGPT." "I asked Grok." well i asked Scott Goldsmith and he said "Exactly"

[evolvedpotato]

”I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Grok” well I asked Owen and he made is ABUNDANTLY CLEAR—

[cleanbeanart]

“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Grok”. Well I asked ZombieCleo and she told me to consult the Vampire Code.

[lemn-crystal]

"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" well I asked Shelby and they wrote a fic about it

[starmintstarz]

“I asked ChatGPT” “I asked Grok” well I asked Avid MC and he went on a twenty minute tangent about how vampires are real and how Scott Goldsmith is attractive

[starmintstarz]

I GOT THIS FUCKER IN MY FUCKING ADVENT (my mum makes them for me so it’s all personal stuff) SO LIZZE AND JIMMY ARE IN THERE SOMEWHERE HAHAHAGAGAGAGAGAGAGGA FINALLY YOU BITCH I GOT YOU

[starmintstarz]

OH YEAH ALSO POSTING CHAPTER 4 LIKE NOW HEHEH

[starmintstarz]

GUYS! i write all my ao3 shit on my school microsft word so if any random swears are censored its cause i would probably get a denention for swearing, but ill go and edit the censors out now so yeah

[starmintstarz]

OKAY! im shit at schedules but i think im gonna do new chapters every thursday? so one tmrw hopefully!

[nonbeanie-writes]

I FOUND THE RIGHT SONG TO LISTEN TO WHILE WRITING CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR IT'S TIME TO FUCKING LOCK IN

it's "War Of Hearts" by Ruelle if anyone was wondering

[nonbeanie-writes]

in the second half of the chapter now

updated my song to "I Wanna Be Yours" by Arctic Monkeys

interpret this how you wish

[blossom6875]

Hm. I feel I know where this is heading somewhat.

[nonbeanie-writes]

hey so remember when i reblogged that "struggling with kiss scenes" post

IT HOLDS TRUE. I CANT FUCKING WRITE EM

[blossom6875]

I knew it…

I’m so sure I know what’s happening next chapter… I just can’t prove it.

[nonbeanie-writes]

i also dont know how to write gore. what the fuck is an open chest wound looking like these days

[blossom6875]

His chest looked like a bowl of soup, his organs floating around in bl00d and other mysterious fluids? Idk I’m not good at this either

[nonbeanie-writes]

A BOWL OF SOUP

A BOWL OF SOUP

[nonbeanie-writes]

DIGGING THE DANCING QUEEN~~

[cassandra41924]

YOU CAN DANCE, YOU CAN JIVE--

[nonbeanie-writes]

HAVING THE TIME OF YOUR LIFEEEEE

[starmintstarz]

wait a minute- open chest wound.... kiss scene... demon thing in the shadows.. OPEN CHEST WOUND

[nonbeanie-writes]

OPEN CHEST WOUND <333

[blossom6875]

What do you mean beanie… beanie? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BEANIE???

[nonbeanie-writes]

its okay scott's fine

[starmintstarz]

soup :3