Moon-Struck

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[chaotic-neutral-knitter]

do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time

[willgrahamscock]

ai fatigue

[willgrahamscock]

ai books, fanfics, ai google assist, ai short form content, ai summaries, ai memes, ai artists

[averyfortshire]

I cant even go and see some street food trucks without their damn menus having AI images on it. you have a camera. take photos of your goddamn food. I would rather see a photo of the most weirdly lit burger than the fake monstrosity you're showing me.

[ina-gartens-weave]

why haven’t I seen anyone posting about that giant fucking baby penguin in Melbourne that’s bigger than some of the adults already

[ina-gartens-weave]

his name is Pesto <3

[ina-gartens-weave]

this bastard weighs 46 lbs at 9 months old. he’s 22 lbs heavier than his PARENTS

[aichu-dechu]

[somewhatstacey]

OMG I SAW THIS LAD IN PERSON AND LOST EVERY OUNCE OF SHIT I’VE EVER POSSESSED

Look at him!

Also he was separated with one of his parents when I saw him but obviously wanted to Be Where The People Penguins Are so they’d set him up with a little rock stool so he could gaze upon his brethren:

Which enabled me to capture the single funniest video I’ve ever taken of anything in my life:

All hail Pesto! The king of chonk!

[disneyflopera]

He's adventurous, cheeky, sings to the caretakers who clean his enclosure and has been seen CANOODLING with a penguin named Pudding.

[asexxxualauthor]

And fucking handsome too—look at him striking a pose with his new look!

[the-haiku-bot]

And fucking handsome

too—look at him striking a

pose with his new look!

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[curlicuecal]

Y'all omg, look at him in his awkward teen phase

[redstonedust]

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[perryriposte]

Okay, this is awful, but it appeals to my weird sense of humor. And it's my tumblr.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[noonlight-stims]

source

[harlecore]

[stereomike]

vacuums your head impolitely

[benjacksonstanaccount]

I'm sorry but this is just too funny not to put here (not my screenshot)

[wordswithkittywitch]

Well, someone's messed with the timeline!

[kagayuzen]

The 48th Traditional Kaga Yuzen Craft Exhibition Furisode “Kissho Noshi” (Red Ground) by Akira

Inspired by the motif of a noshi envelope, this elegant furisode features soft, pale hues that beautifully highlight seasonal flowers and plants.

Noshi envelope : "A traditional Japanese gift envelope used for giving monetary gifts on auspicious occasions."

[jellyfishforest135]

Rest in peace Sam Neill. Thank you for the awe and wonder you brought to us.

[wolfram-blorbos]

having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this

[cheddar-baby]

[gothambunny]

oh look at the time!

it's bun o clock

[lacetulle]

Tamara Ralph | Spring/Summer 2026 Couture