5 Pickle

Just a blog where I rnonsense Definitely a main blog but is actually a side Rock and roll McDonald’s They/Them

[ojibwa]

wow i just cant take this anymore *continues to take it*

[seras-sanctum-deactivated202005]

Oh mood

[fiery-lune]

I saw this tiktok on twitter and I just had to 😂

[autumnlum-deactivated20141217]

[squid-in-a-party-hat]

“I’m afraid we can’t be together anymore, Shaggy-kun~”

“Like, why, man?”

“You never… You just never swooce right in when I need you… I just feel like you’re frozen in there… And I’m out here…”

[wizzardhat]

I lived bitch

[pipasyrup]

redd animal crossing doesnt even know if the art hes selling you is fake he literally just gets it from god knows where and is like “this looks sick” and then puts it on his boat

[hghgvfghg]

he doesn’t know what it’s called either. he’ll be like “check out this Proper Painting. This Fat Nuts Statue” and Blathers takes one look at it to tell you “that’s Michelangelo’s David. where did you get this” 

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[wystfulaster]

E G G

[rasasvavda-deactivated20201123]

Oh no.

[100493503004422]

me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine

[bettybrants]

vibe check

your last three used emojis are your vibes.

[hajnarus]

Sorry for these family stories instead something badass, but I extremely  love in jojo that the family is not just alive, but really care about each others!

[apichiins-deactivated20251208]

Hi can I talk to u about dinopants

[adhdettes-deactivated20220302]

adhd is holding back tears of frustration during a test as you re-read the same sentence for the 20th time and it’s still not processing right

[cassassbutts]

Meanwhile, in my head:

[irresponsible-black-unicorn-dea]

AY. YOU. NOT YOU PERSON. 

YOU BAD FEELINGS WEIGHING ON THE PERSON. 

GET. 

2019 IS ALMOST OVER AND WE AIN’T BRINGING THAT SHIT WITH US. 

I. SAID. GET.

[clownsuu]

Why is it so hard to find a shiny green apple 

[starplatisthicc]

“I’m gonna beat him up and take his Sprite sponsorship.”

- My roommate upon facing Leon

[coehellacanth]

long-haired mista is the only mista in my heart

bonus: 

[animentality]

I still don't know anything about JoJo's bizarre adventure but I saw there's a man with gorgeous Disney hair and a bara bod that runs around presumably fighting people in nothing but a purple loincloth that seems to barely cover his ass.

I don't want an explanation.

[wizardnuke]

2012 fanon avengers when the assemble alarm goes off during their bi-weekly team dinner

[hikikyun]

Truly terrifying. 

Original by @jojo-quotesandheadcanons