Low In Standards, High(key) In Love

Aster | They/Them | Feral Clown | Multifandom Trash

[gaycism]

[wishingforserendipity]

the four horsemen of the apocalypse

[bulletsandvampires]

this one happened to me today

[wystfulaster]

the way i just KNOW that last one is jojo

[homosexualmorelikehomiesexual]

so this sounds more serious than it actually is but I've come to the realization that the family member i named myself after is Kind Of A Prick and now I'm like. lowkey considering changing my name again?

so uhhhhhhm. ima drop my list of potential names.. could you guys send me asks on what you think would suit me 👉👈

[homosexualmorelikehomiesexual]

ok so far I've got:

felix

andy

Peter

Ben/benjamin

miles

lucky

Bobbie

finn

shawn/sean

boo/beau

robbie

[wystfulaster]

listen someone i know is named daniel caspian

you want names? i have GOT you

[classicfern]

Wait tho pls tell me non british people have also seen this advert bc it’s amazing and very important to me

[benenhaley]

Oh my loooord

[warriorblood1]

The Reviews™ are in

[ninasnon-sense]

I would love to know what the fuck has been going on in Money Supermarket’s advertising department over the last few years.

[wystfulaster]

WHAT

[seeyouallintherapy]

REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW

AND I WILL DO EVERY SINGLE ONE, BASED ON YOUR BLOG.

EVERY

SINGLE

ONE

[shozaii]

OH PLS IF I GET ONE FROM TODOROKI/DAZAI I WOULD

C R Y🥺🥺🥺🥺

[fyowyn-writes-deactivated202011]

you know what why not

[wildnya]

OWO

[tayaminaka]

Why not ,let’s try

[hollow-purple-deactivated202103]

:0 if I actually get one I’ll cry

[semipiesan-deactivated20210108]

wait what the fuck

[ooffies]

Please I’d die of flustered-ness and laughter it would be great

[oheyfox]

Omg please do it! 😳 My favorites are Levi, Mammon, and Belphie!

[sunofthestar]

Could someone please do Mammon for me 😔 Satan Lucifer and Levi too but my baby priority

[wystfulaster]

nothing will happen but i do love obey me so-

[sistertaxon]

straight friend groups are like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups are like: *the feminist mom friend* *ex-pro wrestler* *disgraced prince* *living reincarnation of the earth spirit born into the body of a young boy who was frozen in a glacier for a century and awoke to find that his people were the victims of a genocide and he is the sole survivor* *sokka*

[legendoftherisingtide]

It fucking took me till *sokka* to realize what this fucking was im crying i just fucking accepted disgraced prince and living reincarnation bc the gays be like that sometimes but my god yes

[wystfulaster]

i am ruining my 69 posts for this okay but why the hell did i, a dumb bitch who has never seen atla once in my life (i know i know i need to)

why did i accept these until sokka as well because it just sounded like fucking personality traits eye-

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

JUNE? what's next, July??? Heaven forbid, August??? When does the nonsense end!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i have received some ATROCIOUS news 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Please STFU about September that's not a real word

[wystfulaster]

you filthy liquid flesh goblin september is the superior creation of the void

[paendorus-blog]

EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET THE FOLLOWING IN THEIR INBOX.

A BRIEF ORIGIN STORY

A SUPERPOWER OR THREE, MAYBE FOUR DEPENDING

A SUPERHERO OR VILLAIN NAME

YOU MIGHT ALSO GET AN ARCHNEMESIS WHO HAS REBLOGGED THIS ALREADY

AND YES I MEAN EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO REBLOGS THIS.

[chocolatetimemachine-1]

Ooo, interesting

[sharalkydrink]

Bet??

[sexceptionul]

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

[thedanliest]

why on earth doesn’t this have more notes

[outtelligent]

I actually had to do this once. She lived.

[faeirytale]

if you scroll past this on your dash you are absolutely heartless.

[natalie-as-herself]

Reblog this!! This can save somebody’s life!

[aika-chan01]

reblog.

help.

do not scroll down.

[nonextistentttttt-deactivated20]

I SWEAR TO GOD IF ANYONE SCROLLS PAST THIS WITHOUT REBLOGGING I WILL LITTERALLY FIND THEM AND GIVE THEM A LECTURE

[danqueray-deactivated20200703]

may I just update this?

see the little thing that says help?

[josephdreemuur-moved]

Don’t ever scroll past this post. FUCKING NEVER SCROLL PAST!!!

[xcassidy]

🌸🌸🌸

[undiagnosed-autism-things]

Anyone know where it is on mobile ???

[i-am-a-moron-deactivated2020051]

You report the user, choose “something else”, scroll down and choose “suicide or self harm”

[femur-theif]

DO NOT SCROLL DOWN

REBLOG TO LITERALLY SAVE A LIVE

[im-just-trying-to-survive-man]

PLEASE REBLOG

[tastingmellow]

Please don’t scroll past this post, you could save someone’s life.

[mo0oshro0om]

SAVE A LIFE

[ashykins]

PLEASE REBLOG THIS! IT COULD SAVE SOMEONE’S LIFE

[mcdolans]

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

[semememes-blog]

HOW

[lexiwestiiee]

I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRET

[takemewherethewildthingsare]

SERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU

[clariphonete-deactivated2014111]

I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

[wrappingpaper]

there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one

how

[bbassam-deactivated20151227]

i reblogged this less than 2 minutes ago

how the actual fuck

[iamsensitive]

well

do not question

[narwhaliscrossing-deactivated20]

What the heck why not

[bigchump1994]

Give me the DOOT DOOT

[jefferoni-quotes]

PLEASE DOOT DOOT ME

[the-duke-of-deodorant]

There’s no way this is actually going to work but here I am 

[fearthesmolpotato-deactivated20]

I WANT THE DOOT DOOT

[fearthesmolpotato-deactivated20]

HOW THE HECK DID I GET THE DOOT DOOT

[justmeandmygayships-reblogs]

Holy fuck 

[hydra-collector]

Tried this forgetting i dont have an ask box lol im stupid

[i-do-not-like-patton]

im sorry i have to know

[froghelm]

As they say, curiosity killed the cat

[grace-the-ungraceful-one]

Curiosity over powered me today.

[assclass-vibes-deactivated20210]

same ^^^^^^^

[smile458]

Wait is this real or am I being made a fool of by reblogging this?

[fryingpangal69]

I’m probably a fool

[fryingpangal69]

I AM NOT A FOOL I REPEAT NOT A FOOL

[wystfulaster]

doot doot me you little shit

[miscgoth-deactivated20230115]

Color Asks

red: describe your favorite shirt

orange: if you could, would you change your eye color? why? to what color, if so?

yellow: name of an artist you think is underappreciated

green: do you have a favourite flower?

blue: preferred type of weather?

purple: a poem you think describes your closest friend

magenta: do you keep your fingernails long or short?

turquoise: favorite sea animal?

fuchsia: favorite land animal?

cyan: are you religious? spiritual?

sea green: can you fold a fitted sheet?

violet: are you a part of the lgbt+ community?

amber: what's saved as your phone's lockscreen?

aqua: do you thrift?

pink: what's your natural hair color?

beige: have any pets? what're their names?

black: would you ever try going vegetarian or vegan?

coral: an animal you wish hadn't gone extinct

grey: how many languages do you speak? do you want to learn any more?

maroon: do you care for clothing brands?

rose: favourite scent on a person? 

charcoal: have you ever been camping?

claret: do you play an instrument? do you want to learn to play any?

copper: gold or silver jewelry?

cream: any piercings or tattoos? do you want any?

salmon: how many pairs of sunglasses do you own?

ebony: would you ever want to play a game on television? (jeopardy, family fued, etc)

indigo: have you ever lived on a farm?

emerald: if you had the option, would you choose to move and live in another country? which one?

lavender: relationship status?

erin: what was/is your best school subject?

mauve: any unpopular opinions?

fulvous: another name you think would suit you

coconut: a subject you enjoy learning about

frost: a -core you enjoy

porcelain: an tv show you used to love

fawn: any interesting family stories?

gold: do you wear your socks mismatched?

honey: your thoughts on magic- does it exist?

rust: form of art you enjoy doing?

ginger: any sideblogs?

cherry: YouTubers you enjoy watching?

wine: do you have a 'type'

mahogany: your sun, moon, and rising signs

blood: twin beds, queen, or king?

hot pink: did you/do you had/have strong feelings against the color pink?

plum: a food you've never tried

lilac: dogs, cats, or fish?

amethyst: do you collect anything?

mulberry: earbuds or headphones?

azure: jean jackets?

teal: have a job?

denim: kill the spider or take it outside?

sapphire: do you think you can sing well?

mint: favourite flavour of gum?

pecan: shuffle your playlist, what's the first song that comes up?

penny: icecream or cake

ash: can you do your own makeup?

jade: ever written fanfiction?

grape: how many blogs do you follow?

umber: do you brush your teeth before you eat?

chestnut: type of phone you have

prussian blue: what's your first choice at the vending machine

aquamarine: beach or pool

brass: least favorite food condiment

mustard: how much sugar in your tea/coffee?

silver: ever broken a bone?

rose quartz: rings or necklaces

onyx: do you still play Minecraft?

burgundy: ever ridden a motorcycle?

scarlet: favorite holiday

apricot: opinion on 3 in 1 body wash/hair wash 

platinum: do you follow politics?

magnolia: your Instagram handle?

[ashbelero]

If you send these, as per usual please also attach the question because I’m going to forget what you’re talking about.

[yekkes]

New meme game: #genderneutralize your name by replacing all the vowels with X’s and write your name in the tags

[fake-bnha]

I have recently discovered the K-Pop group called BTS

Where do I go from here

Is this the beginning of a new chapter for me or is my story just going to end starting now

I’m scared of the BTS fandom I’m not sure if I’m ready for...

... THAT.

*gestures vaguely*

i hope i did it in the right order

give me advice if you’re already trapped in that fandom

if not, continue scrolling and have a good day.

[wystfulaster]

Hi there! I’m not sure how new you are to BTS given that I just found your blog today, but I’ve been an ARMY for about 2-3 years now! I’d love to scream about the boys if you want someone to talk to about them! <3

[vonlipvig]

Tis I Star Anon but I actually logged into Tumblr I bring you: THE PANTS

(Here's their edit!)

was it SO difficult to make this from the get go? did we NEED the cum pants, really? now i'm gonna be forever haunted by the fact that this gorgeous look isn't canon...

but as far as i'm concerned, it's canon, it 100% is canon. i do Not See the cum oants anymore. they Do Not exist to me.

[wystfulaster]

I can’t lie I am laughing so fuckin hard right now

Your commentary is GOLD

It’s the Lucifer Outfit of commentaries

[openblogtomyabusivemother]

What my abusive parent did to me was...

depraved,

Reblog by adding another word to the sentence with a comma. Just one word please. I know you probably want to write more, but I want to give a lot of people a chance to add a word. We should end up with one huge sentence that has all the words that describe the kind of person who would abuse a child.

**If this writing prompt really makes you itch to write more about your personal experience, I encourage you journal it, either on your own blog or wherever is safe for you to write about your experiences.**

[artisticallygay]

disgusting,

[classicsnerd]

damaging,

[serafigne]

unthinkable,

[holmes-at-the-helm]

inexcusable,

[traumag0d]

Torturous,

[daintilydecaying]

Neglectful,

[pixiebabi-deactivated20260714]

cruel,

[scenessystem]

heartbreaking, 

[fleetinghappinemm]

Horrific,

[slugs-n-bugs]

Unacceptable

[nothing5435]

Intolerable,

[enby-yancore-mindset]

Gut-wrenching,

[bloominghoneyscreams]

Sickening,

[abusedkidgooglesearches]

Unjustifiable,

[one-abuse-survivor]

Unforgivable,

[victorian-cryptid]

Horrendous,

[thereissomegoodinresisting]

Treacherous,

[evil-crutchie]

Petty,

[distancei]

Manipulative,

[pistanthrophobla]

Suffocating

[eightchemicalkisses-deactivated]

Traumatic

[starry-systems]

Painful

[chocolate-milk-guy]

Inhumane

[wystfulaster]

Permanent,

[albertothechihuahua]

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

[jaxblade]

ehh what the hell

[jaxblade]

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

[jaxblade]

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

[que-pasadena]

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

[perlexnoire-deactivated20150716]

Oh? Well… *reblag*

[zer0will2live]

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

[qslay]

I have nothing to lose

[stoicdaydreamer]

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

[astripperstory]

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

[brownsugarempress]

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

[thecrybabbles-deactivated201605]

Money dog is my friend

[yeaimcoollikethat-deactivated20]

Money dog is the shit

[anttom2016-blog]

I believe in the money dog😀

[princedhunglow-deactivated20181]

I believe in the money 🐶

[cosmic-noir]

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

[crip-jesus-deactivated20190301]

Just woke up 🙌🏿

[totheonedegree]

Pplease😭🙏🏽

[arosu-sama]

All hail the magic dog

[theburningdonut]

I call bullshit…. but Yolo!

[kitty-chan17985]

Eh, fuck it.

[freyanistics]

Bless me please

[ireallyneedtojustsleep-deactiva]

pllllEEEEEase

[this-life-is-weird]

Tell me why I found a dallor in my yard

[wystfulaster]

blease,,,,

merch blease

[youarejesting]

Curse.5 Now Hiring

[First] [Masterlist] [Next]

Pairing: Prince!Seokjin x Reader

Rating: PG

Summary: A modern-day fairy tale whereby seven young princes born under King Bang’s greed cannot find true love. Unless they break a special spell, called the ‘Bang curse’. In order to break the curse Prince Seokjin must be loved by a ‘Blue’ blood, by a royal. That seems almost impossible when you have a pig nose. (based off the movie Penelope)

Tags: @knjkitten @wystfulaster @unadulteratedlyunique @sungiesangel @btsanonus

How can I Read / Recieve updates later?

Follow and turn on notifications so you never miss an update

Add your username to a tag list [HERE]

Reblog this post with the hashtag #SeokjinCurse

Or you can like this post (but good luck trying to find it a week later, we both know how many things you like a day, perhaps we will meet again in the future.)

[wystfulaster]

Y e s

[inkblue-computerhead]

some things i’ve learned while studying in quarantine

drink more water instead of more coffee.

weekly goals are bullshit. set yourself 3-day goals. you’ll be less laid-back.

don’t just mindlessly stare at words. before you start studying, know your approach to it. have a plan.

summarizing the concept in your own words is the key part of taking notes. don’t just copy things down, convert them into your own way of talking, your own vocabulary, no matter how dumb and unprofessional it sounds.

don’t let the “studyblr aesthetic” fool you. studying doesn’t have to be pretty. summaries and notes can be messy as long as they’re comprehensible. you can always rewrite and reorganize them later. (honestly, you better do. and you better keep them.)

don’t throw away the papers you’ve solved your problems in. staple them to the fucking textbook. you need to see them constantly. cause you’ll need reminders of how far you’ve came, when you’re feeling discouraged.

don’t be an armchair analyst for your issues. if you have an idea then act on it.

remember: the exact point where it becomes difficult, is where your growth begins. take a deep breath, and try to focus on the paragraph in front of you.

get off your high horse and understand that if you’re a zero, you won’t go to 100 in a couple of days. first, you’ll need to reach 30, then from 30 to 60, and then from 60 to 90. nobody is 100 everyday. that happens very rarely.

you need to have fun everyday. you need to have peaceful time every single day. even on exam night. especially on exam night, actually. so make sure you’ve studied enough so you can have some time to yourself.

once you’re on a roll and in need of some challenge to stay on track, start writing down your studying hours. tell yourself you’re not allowed to do less than 80% of what you did yesterday. whatever the hell it was, even just one hour. so if yesterday you really studied for like, say 8 hours, today your goal is to study for at least 6 and a half hours. if you can’t keep up with that, make it 70%, or 60%. 

be forgiving of yourself. be kind to yourself. even if you bounced back and lost your streak. start again. as slowly as you did before. take your time. it’s okay, you were there once you can get there again.

[wystfulaster]

i hate that you’ve called me out like this