Arctictia

   [I share an AO3 with cozy-cardassian!]  Every few years I think I'm going to get on the Interwebs and inflict share my blorbo-related content with the world. Then I immediately crawl back under my rock. Currently accepting bets on how long this golden age lasts

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YOU SHAVED THEM?!?

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Sending this post the bill for the hernia surgery I laughed myself into needing

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[clementine-kesh]

voyager textpost memes for the only episode that matters + bonus reaction image for when your engineering bestie and captain are the exact same kind of insane

[suekay]

Now I know why we didn't see Picard-era Janeway.

She'd have been dropping f bombs left, right and centre 😂

[aimless-adventurer]

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[nothing-but-paisley]

Every tos episode is called something like "in the mind of the divine" and it's about trying to communicate with a giant alien slug made out of glittery shower curtains.

[reginaldqueribundus]

every tng episode is titled something like “unexpected chaos” and it's about them landing on a planet where sneezing gets you the death penalty

(unless it's a Q episode then it's called “Q-ball” or some shit and it's about Q making the crew play basketball with him)

[reginaldqueribundus]

every ds9 episode is called something like “in the name of forgotten silence” and it's about a big lizard giving the most dramatic speech you've ever heard and then doing war crimes

every voyager episode is called something like “absolution” and it's about flying the ship into a big box that says "this way 2 erth!" but the box is alive and makes everyone relive their 5th birthday party nobody showed up to

every enterprise episode is called something like “flashpoint” and it's about 9/11 never forget

[reginaldqueribundus]

every kelvin timeline movie is called something like “star trekkin to the max” and it's about Kirk and Spock jumping a dirt bike over a sick explosion while blasting the beastie boys

every discovery episode is called something like “rage, rage against the dying of the light” and it's about making someone confront their trauma before they turn the entire galaxy inside out

every lower decks episode is called something like “kitty on the edge of forever” and it's about the crew accidentally creating a timeline where the federation is run by cats

every picard episode is called like “lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, part 1 of 3” and it's about picard saying there's something very wrong with starfleet and then falling down bcuz he's 90

[incomingalbatross]

(aka Chrissie of Chrissie's Transcripts Site, aka sci-fi fandom's strongest soldier)

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[ID: a meme of an infrastructure held up in one place by a very small pillar. The structure is labelled, "Star Trek and Doctor Who fandom", and the pillar is labelled, "chakoteya.net". /end ID]

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DS9 as textposts

Part 3/???

The Julian Bashir Must Suffer edition

Part 1 | Part 2

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probably a bad sign when Every. Single. Song. playing at the dentist's office was a huge hit when you were in high school

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[channels airplane!] looks like I picked the wrong cycle of reincarnation to quit drinking

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Ahsoka tries to stay warm.

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ever try to exorcise a demon and accidentally exercise it

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Janeway knew she’d have to make sacrifices to get home. This isn’t one she expected. [post-Endgame Janeway coda with J&C focus] “Sailing Homeward to Mingulay” is a collection of codas / missing scenes featuring one Voyager character at a time - all inspired by Mingulay Boat Song and the premise, “What if Voyager were sadder?” In collaboration with @cozy-cardassian

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stole this from FB credit unknown

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because I got hives: Afroman's "because I got high" but it's about someone with anxiety-induced dermatitis