Star ☆

she / he / they | hyperfixated asf on PHM and iron lung rn

[starriix14]

something special came in the mail

how inspiring

[starriix14]

was I summoned

WIFEY !!!

[starriix14]

….maybe *I* need to get off this website

NO NO DONT GOOO PLEASEEEEE

[starriix14]

what who’s owl hahaaaaa

wait it’s not my lovely wonderful amazing wife? sad sad sad. 😢

[starriix14]

I know everything

WHY ARE YOU SO FAST

[starriix14]

grrrrr what r you doing on tumblr work on ur presentation stufff or something!!!!

WH. HOW DID YOU KNOW. IM SORRY I WAS LOOKING AT BLOODYMARY IM SORRY I NEEDED YAOI TO NOT STRESS and also I can’t get on until tomorrow because I have to give it then 😢😢

[starriix14]

no,,, i cant,, im a loser chud,,,

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yes we all know about medieval jesters waging psychological warfare in times of combat, but wait there’s more!

at the beginning of battles they would ride in on horseback, juggling swords or lances, and taunt & bait  the opposition. soldiers would get so angry they would break rank & weaken formations just to try to kill the fool

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i should also mention that a female jester was referred to as a “joculatrix,” thank you that is all

[notdingalingalingalingrita]

PLEASE GIVE ME FRUSTRATED KNIGHT X AMUSED JESTER WHOS TAKEN AN INTEREST IN TAUNTING THEM ESPECIALLY 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ART PROMPT

[sidhewrites]

What if we were both opposite side of a war, and u wouldn’t stop mocking me specifically before we went to battle, and we were both girls?

[starriix14]

@dr4g0nwh1sk3rs cough cough.. COUGH COUGH us right

[dr4g0nwh1sk3rs]

yes 🥹

[starriix14]

YAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

yes we all know about medieval jesters waging psychological warfare in times of combat, but wait there’s more!

at the beginning of battles they would ride in on horseback, juggling swords or lances, and taunt & bait  the opposition. soldiers would get so angry they would break rank & weaken formations just to try to kill the fool

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i should also mention that a female jester was referred to as a “joculatrix,” thank you that is all

[notdingalingalingalingrita]

PLEASE GIVE ME FRUSTRATED KNIGHT X AMUSED JESTER WHOS TAKEN AN INTEREST IN TAUNTING THEM ESPECIALLY 

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ART PROMPT

[sidhewrites]

What if we were both opposite side of a war, and u wouldn’t stop mocking me specifically before we went to battle, and we were both girls?

[starriix14]

@dr4g0nwh1sk3rs cough cough.. COUGH COUGH us right

[starriix14]

beautiful

[starriix14]

… yeah

[starriix14]

what if I turned us into clan gen cats and made our clan gen cats kiss

what if we just kiss irl dude

[dr4g0nwh1sk3rs]

oh shit good point. pucker up.

[starriix14]

YEAAAAAAAAHHHHH OKAY

[starriix14]

Heh

bro has seen the beginning and end of time

[starriix14]

what if I turned us into clan gen cats and made our clan gen cats kiss

what if we just kiss irl dude

[dr4g0nwh1sk3rs]

Starshark! Clangen oc made to represent my beautiful wife <3

@starriix14

[starriix14]

ASOIHSHIOSSOHBUSBIH

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