Yall ever sit and think about the fact Ryland grace probably has his own Wikipedia page about him that Rocky could have access too. It wouldn't have fully updated information about his departure but it probably would credit him for figuring out how Astropage breeds and then being instrumental in project Hail Mary. There's probably pictures of him and strat next to other scientists about this on his page.
It's criminal rocky doesn't access Wikipedia in the book or movie. Let him internet stalk his new leaky space blob friend and realize that grace omits or purposely leaves out VERY RELEVANT OR IMPORTANT information about himself.
' grace one of lead astrophage scientists'
' eh i was okay at it.there was lots of scientists studying it by the time i left earth.'
' grace lies wiki says grace teaching astrophage to others. That makes him one of the most knowledgeable about astrophage. Went from teaching children to teaching other people about astrophage specifically '
God help Grace if there's any recordings of him from earth alongside stratt while making huge announcements .
Do y'all think that if the Eridians sent out a probe to earth years in the future there would be an eridian Wikipedia update asking the wiki editors to add in their editions to finalize Graces Wiki page.
Y'all think Rocky would use this wiki edit to try and slander Eva Stratt for a full paragraph. And then add in his own personal edits on Eva Stratts wiki page.
He would also have lost it once he saw Eva Stratt's wiki page which he could get access to via the line ' rumored lover of Eva Stratt who has refused to comment on the nature of their relationship outside of a professional manner.'
The things Rocky could learn from her wiki page alone' why people think Stratt graces mate question. Why so many controversy, question. Why so many pictures of Stratt and Grace, question.
Imagine him learning about Antartica of the fact that Grace has all humane knowledge due to the multiple laws she broke and having to realize he would have Stratt to thank for insert random earth media he's been into for the past week. Seriously imagine Antartica
' She set up huge bomb to blow up part of earth?'
' yeah would of helped warm up the planet'
' what about penguins, question'
' ...that's a good question. What does wiki say?'
'WEREN'T YOU THERE QUESTION?'
' :0.....yeah I was!'
Rocky is never going to believe dementia is a thing because he can't imagine graces memory getting worse
