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This is just a void that I fill with things that I like and find amusing. Sometimes I will write my feeling because I’m bad at sharing them in person so might as well throw them into the internet void

[kosmogrl]

[anxietyproblem]

[reimenaashelyee]

My adaptation of the God of Arepo short story, which was originally up at ShortBox Comics Fair for charity. You can get a copy of the DRM-free ebook here for free - and I'd encourage you to donate to Mighty Writers or The Ministry of Stories in exchange.

Again it's an honour to be drawing one of my favourite short stories ever. Thank you so much for the original authors for creating this story; and for everyone who bought a copy and donated to the above non-profits.

[caliharte]

It never gets old and it always makes me cry.

[alpaca-carlesi]

Howl commission for Lindsey. The Magician. I hope you like it!

[oifaaa]

Never getting over how differently howl's moving castle book and movie treat the scarecrow

[inheroes--wetrust]

obsessed with the fact that howl movingcastle is, like, the ideal portal fantasy protagonist. he's a welsh rugby-playing grad student who enters a magical world where he discovers he's a wildly powerful wizard. there's an evil witch out to get him and the king needs his help and there's a curse catching up with him. he has a magical creature sidekick and an orphan apprentice and a mentor who gets killed by the evil witch halfway through and a love interest under a terrible curse. the story is BEGGING for him to be the main character. and he's just like. no <3.

[poemsonmars]

you were taught to

use your powers for good.

that asking for help isn't

a sign of weakness,

but one of strength.

but i was taught that

the only time i am valued

is when i am so silent

i could be mistaken for the dead.

asking for help has at best

only ever been the equivalent

of asking for a shovel

and most people

still don't understand

why i wake up gasping for air.

somedays i can still admire

the flowers that you bring me.

some nights all i can feel

is the dirt in my lungs.

-mars

[galacticdemigod]

I’m not always interested in romantic subplots…

But

When

I

Am

HOOOOOO BOI DO I LOVE IT

[eroticcannibal]

Anyway I stan one ally

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

An actual quote from my (now) seven year old after yelling at someone for continuously mosgendering me: what are they going to do dad, hit me? I’m six.

[pufflypuffle]

I stan your child

[sad-cold-bitch]

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[jenroses]

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

[pizzapopolis]

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

[robbyrobinabitch]

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

[hound-of-ulster]

Canon: Horrible things happened and they must move on.

Fanfic: Haha, hold my beer. *climbs in time machine*

[dogs0nmainstreethowl]

Canon: Hurt

Fanfic: Hurt, but THEN COMFORT 

[thesourthernpansy]

Canon: Separation

Fanfic: Omg they started living together!

[drawlight]

Fanfic Writers:

[prof-grace-aspen]

Canon: Horrible things happened but there wasn’t any real emotional fallout

Fanfic: 100,000 WORDS OF ANGST

[s1stertosleep-deactivated202303]

bro... its a nice september evening bro.. the temperature is so nice outside. do you want to look at the moon with me bro? no homo.. unless....

[politijohn]

[dad4god]

Where does it say in the constitution or any of the amendments that eating is a human right?

[seelcudoom]

it also doesn’t say you have a right to not be murdered, its a piece of paper dipshit not some holy manuscript passed down by god all mighty to be the sum total of human morality

[inadvisablyappliedmagic]

Also literally it says “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness”. Guess what you need for life dipshit

[eroticcannibal]

Wait, there are people who think human rights are decided by whats written in the constitution? The american constitution?

[snommelp]

Friendly reminder that when the UN voted to declare food a human right, there was exactly one country that voted “no”

[politicallyunstable]

You have the right to food on the table, a roof over your head, and time of your own. Without those three things you lack the ability to exercise your rights to Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness.

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

[victorxaxvale]

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

[contentcrisis]

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[justluckyiguess]

My wife has now read this and wonders how baby gays are even meeting and mating

[basic-banshee]

Can confirm I am meeting and mating just fine 😂

[basic-banshee]

By the way I’m in a relationship with this woman now

[thegayarmada]

IM SO GLAD IT TURNED OUT THIS WAY

[bae-in-maine]

OP spoke the fake dating au into existence. And now she has a gf. That is wlw power.

[catchymemes]

[anime-penis]

i, and i can’t emphasize this enough, would literally die for merlin

[zephyrine-gale]

if you don’t think shuri would use her bracelet to astral project memes then what is the point???

[radsturbate]