AAAAAAA @starryeyed-brainrot - Tumblr Blog

if i end up losing my arm i wanna get my palm read first. just in case

"SO's come first!!" NOOOO. YOU ALL HATE YOUR FRIENDS

#for me personally a relationship is equal to a close friendship in terms of importance #and all of my close friendships and relationships are of course second to my very bestest friend in the whole world peng juan

sometimes people reblog my posts thru one of my friends and im like this was my evil plan all along... i had a good take and now its on your blog too...

#its never people i know its always her followers or mutuals or whatever #it just kind of makes me laugh #crooked athena

just saw a video by a catholic where he lowkey admitted to jerking off three times in five days and all i have to say is that those r rookie numbers

"hank hill would be maga!!" did you watch the show. genuine question

#like every episode of that show is “HWHAT? TWO MEN?? hwhell i guess its okay as long as they use propane to grill their burgers”

imagine meeting an alien with a freezing cold and highly combustible atmosphere and you love it so so so much and then when its in trouble you decide leave your much more reasonable 210° atmosphere and of course you immediately catch on fire because of all the oxygen but you don't even care because you love it so much. and after you save it it crams you back into your atmosphere and IT gets burned in the process but way less bad than you and then in a desperate and misguided attempt to fix you it rips all your scabs off. happened to my close and personal friend rocky

#i just ljke them so much

shoutout anklets i love you anklets im so sorry that weird middle aged people have decided that you're a slutty and unbecoming thing to wear

homunculus-argument

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

sometimes i see grown ass men online who weaponize food and it just drives me up a wall. why are you eating table scraps while your husband eats three pounds of pasta. unless you're 4'0 and hes a 7'2 coal miner that does not need to be happening. and yall always just laugh it off. fuck that noise

dare i say that its kind of odd to say "all people are born as [insert religion]" dare i say that nobody is born as any religion. dare I say that an infant cannot comprehend the existence of a god or lack thereof. dare i say that all babies are entirely neutral

#religionposting

shout out to when I got my tonsils taken out and I physically could not lift my head up without like. shredding open my fresh throat wounds. and my dad said that my neck hurt because i was always hunched over the phone. brother im hunched all the time i just had surgery

#that shit pissed me off bruh like what did you want me to do

getting hated on on the interwebs for saying that if you lose your limb then its totally ethical and okay to eat your own dead meat. genuinely who is it hurting

listen i get that trans men aren't perfect wonderful angels all the time but some of yall genuinely actually want them dead forever and thats also not cool

#this is not about anyone in particular i just saw a post about how violent and disgusting trans men are and im like.... cmon guys #cmonnnnn :(

i may actually be dying

OW

just btw. lot of days

#broken arm saga

arm hurts

Trending Blogs

Recently Viewed Blogs

AAAAAAA