Thinking About Eddie’s Slutty Waist

Mads // 25

[darqque]

Adaptation of my other snitch edit in honor of Choices

James with his tiny quaffle with its golden J and R initials he got from reg 🙃

Hope all Choices readers out there are doing ok <3

I made this on my phone don’t come for me and my editing skills// credits to @destinybooth for the idea and to @little-shit-soph for depressing 20K people in a single day

[starryeyedreader911]

BEAUTIFUL! ❤️

[perlukafarinn]

Canon divergent AU where Shane is a little more paranoid and when Hayden first comments on "Boston Lily", he decides he has to do something to break up the pattern and make it not so noticeable that he's got someone on Boston.

Not seeing Rozanov is not an option, so instead Shane picks out a few other cities to regularly go out by himself in. He'll go for a long walk, maybe sit down somewhere for a drink, and then catch a taxi back to the hotel an appropriate amount of time later. It's honestly pretty nice, unwinding by himself in this way, and now disappearing after games is not a thing specific to Boston! It's just another strange Hollander quirk!

Unfortunately, he fails to account for the guys on the team jumping on the most obvious explanation for all these disappearances, which is that Shane now has a girl in every port.

Word about this starts to spread quick, because it is so out of character for Shane, and pretty soon half the league is under the impression that he's some secret playboy.

Ilya is extremely not chill about this rumor.

[perlukafarinn]

@scunthotter

help 😭😭 ilya's playing 4d chess to keep his man to himself and meanwhile shane's like "it's so nice having ilya with me on my little walks 🥰"

[rylandsgrace]

#Welcome back, Sharpay

High School Musical 2 (2007) dir. Kenny Ortega // Madwoman - Laufey (2026)

[shnehollander]

Buck and Eddie 9-1-1 S09E13

[starryeyedreader911]

I feel super normal about this

[bettyrightnow]

tomorrow is not even friday and it’s not even thursday

[starryeyedreader911]

Day 2 of no ao3 bedtime stories. These are dark times

[starryeyedreader911]

I haven’t buddiemaxxed like this since last season guys I forgot what to do what’s the procedure???

[starryeyedreader911]

The streets are calling for a Buddie road trip episode. I’m putting my delulu hat back on

[starryeyedreader911]

I fear this season is going down a path I will absolutely hate. Not even sure if I want to watch anymore

[shut-up-gwen]

Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

[kiramisuuu]

Shane, 7 years later: I have figured out that you like me.

[mackonfire]

Fool me once? Shiiiit. Fool me twice? Fuckkkk bro stop fooling me

[911onabcbts]

i dont know if you know this about me but i love my favourite character eddie diaz.

[ilyrozanov]

just to clarify, ilya rozanov doesn't care at all that shane hollander is dating rose landry.

[starryeyedreader911]

I really am a SPN girlie at heart cause I saw Jared and Jensen back on my screen in the Boys trailer and my inner 14 year old self came out REAL QUICK

[gngerale]

You're starting to sound like him.

[starryeyedreader911]

Seeing where Buddie is during this hiatus compared to last hiatus is honestly? Laughable?? Cause what do you mean the Texas Moving arc spawned some of the best fics of all time. And now we have what??

[doitbuckley]

the themes of this episode were so all over the place i can’t tell if eddie is about to walk away from religion for good or join a monastery