₍ ^. .^₎

soha.. 17

[starrysshi]

why did they do this to her

[starrysshi]

king jasprit bumrah ponders yet again why he is in this shit team and sighs as he gets ready to bat after top order gets cooked

[bruzum]

[based--ball]

one day the world will understand that you are allowed to love an athlete who is kind of not very good. you do not have to invent fake reasons that they are actually good to be allowed to love them. i love many flop guys and i will admit that they are my flop guys. join me in this!

[oedipalrivalry]

johan cruyff 2000s interview: and if we consider that the ball actually represents the "womb" that we all long to return to, we can come to the understanding that possession-based football is the only morally permissible football tactic.

franz beckenbauer 2000s interview: i had threesomes with gerd muller

[blackshvck]

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

[drivethroughpenalty]

PBKS VS LSG 23rd May, 2026

[oedipalrivalry]

i feel about mbappe the way gay guys on twitter feel about vaguely sociopathic reality TV female celebs like okay that's mother

[oedipalrivalry]

truth nuke

[channelslam]

I love when we get ex athletes commentating on their sport and you can tell they havent moved on or processed the trauma from their athlete years and project it on current players

[jeezilikesports]

UNGELOGEN GOATED

[odekirk]

he is literally so fucking funny

[cammiesoldblog-deactivated20221]

This is exactly how working retail feels.

[drivethroughpenalty]

Twitter can be so 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[71x2]

unfortunately for me he is the funniest football player out there

[clingyduoapologist]

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

[kosmogrl]

[silvernitrate02]

Cricketers as cats- Part 2