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[barbarella3d]

*casts this on you*

[ottermatopoeia]

*you suddenly come down with the grave affliction of friendship*

[realitytvgifs]

[c-rowlesblogs]

Working in food service is so surreal because like... nothing I do for people is anywhere close to life and death, but some customers absolutely act as though it is. I look a woman dead in the eye and solemnly inform her that unfortunately we are out of oat milk, and I see her heart shatter in front of me, right there at the bakery counter at 8 in the morning. I feel like a handsome TV surgeon informing someone that their beloved fiancée died on the table. He’s gone... I’m so sorry. We lost him. We are out of oat milk

[lovelysuggestion]

each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

[melonboyy]

“leave me alone”

[natequarter]

liking men isn't bad. being a man isn't bad. being straight is not bad. this post is dead serious and if you comment "but women" or "i hate men" i will block you.

[gharibajameel]

i wish you could download mods for movies. i want to watch the thing (1982) but with kurt russel in a baby slut t shirt and camo capris

[gharibajameel]

[femcassidy]

[id: unfortunately, its kurt russel in the thing (1982) wearing a baby slut tshirt and camo capris.]

[gharibajameel]

noone in this house appreciates anything i do

[dinsintegration]

[numbtotherhythm]

in my notifications

[thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis]

[neechees]

[strangerfandomfiascos]

[airportrunwaymodel]

[c4ps3p]

[ivan-fyodorovich-deactivated202]

high comedy

[tiktokstowatch]

[memewhore]

[mythopoeism]

early homo sapiens b like help i cant stop making bowls . help i cant stop domesticating plants and animals. help i cant stop developing language and architecture and religion

[pricklydyke]

ok im obsessed w this tag

[benevolentgentleman]

[leahstuff]

As a former band nerd, I can tell you that this instrument is finally being used as it should be :D

Also here’s a link to the entire song if you want it - there’s more silliness!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6vBezPo3T0

[viterbofangirl]

The slapstick guy is named Grant and according to a YouTube comment:

[pathos-logical]

[Image ID: A screenshot of a youtube comment by Ava Giselle that reads: “grant isnt even a percussionist. he plays clarinet and is the human embodiment of chaos.” / End ID]

[starsaboveearthbelow]

sometime you’re just instant coffee, amiright?

[durbikins]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[hollowtones]

????????

[astrodael]

[starsaboveearthbelow]

i decided to come back on here again because it seems analogous with screaming into the void

[paxamericana]

[butchflirt]

I feel like this is pretty important to realize: the cops are becoming exhausted, and there’s a limited supply of them. NYPD has every cop on duty working full days every day. We have an unlimited capacity to rotate in fresh fighters that they simply do not have. We can take shifts. They can’t.

[cappucino-commie]

  This is also why we’re starting to see bare minimum concessions now. The powers that be have realized they’ve made a grave miscalculation. A week into it, and ideas that seemed utterly impossible even a month ago are on the table- LA is talking about a hundred and fifty million dollar budget cut for the LAPD, every cop directly involved in George Floyd’s murder has been arrested and Chauvin’s charge has been raised to second degree murder, parts of the Minneapolis city council is pushing to permanently disband the Minneapolis police department.

   What could we win with two weeks? Three? An organized general strike that brings the entire economy to a crashing halt? It is difficult to feel hopeful in such brutal times, but there is profound hope to be had in the realization that a week of getting our asses kicked has advanced the mainstream narrative around police so much further than electoralism would’ve dared to dream in 100 years.

[normal-horoscopes]

Tiktok is making a whole bunch of claims that you shouldn’t curse the government because they have ‘ancient dark magicks that is so much more powerful then us and did we mention Ancient and Dark and every person talking about this spells it magick’ and something about the cia doing astral projection? and I feel like you’d find this funny caretaker

ACTUALLY THAT'S REAL

IM NOT EVEN JOKING THE CIA TRIED TO TRAIN PEOPLE TO SCRY BACK IN THE 50s BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT THE RUSSIANS WERE DOING IT IT TIES INTO THE MKULTRA STUFF

THEY DONT HAVE SORCERERS ANYMORE SO YOU CAN CURSE THEM

[normal-horoscopes]

IM NOT KIDDING

[obviousbaitfish]

didnt the CIA also try to teach a dolphin to talk

[normal-horoscopes]

NO

THAT WAS NASA

[obviousbaitfish]

WHAT

[normal-horoscopes]

MORE THINGS ON HEAVEN AND EARTH YADDA YADDA DEAR HORATIO

[normal-horoscopes]

THE CIA PSYCIC BLACK MAGIC PROGRAM WAS CALLED PROJECT STARGATE YOU CAN READ ABOUT IT HERE