Barefoot and Celibate

I don't need a hobby. I need to take the hobbies I have less seriously.

[forthegothicheroine]

Villains in Addams Family movies go to really unnecessary lengths to defraud them of the family fortune. These people just give it away on whims all the time. If I just walked into the house and started wearing their clothes and spending their money, they wold start introducing me as Cousin Intruder and forget there was ever a time I didn’t live with them.

[paintmeahero]

Gomez in particular would enjoy your boldness, Cousin Intruder.

[favinatriceneea]

Oh shit.

The Addams family loves and greets every person entering one of their homes.

The Addams family adopted or married every person wishing to stay.

This is why the Addams family is full of freaks.

Of course.

[coolclaytony]

So what we’re saying is, tracing the Addams’ geneology is damn near impossible and it’s just as likely that no living member of the family is actually a blood relative of the people who originally held the family name?

[thenightling]

This is actually, probably canon.  There’s a joke in the Broadway musical about Grandmama.    In some versions of the canon she’s Morticia’s mother, in others she’s Gomez’s mother.   So the Broadway play has Gomez say “My mother?  I thought she was YOUR mother?” and then they never bring it up again, she’s still Grandmama. 

[medschoolapplicant-deactivated2]

found in a physics text book

[johnskylar]

Physics majors throw a lot of shade considering they’re still not sure where 95% of the universe is hidden.

[bienmoreau]

My brother’s (a graduated theoretical physicist) only response to this was “WELL NEITHER DOES ANYONE ELSE!”

[aceinthetrap]

Dynasty Flowchart (Extended) – Nüwa Hanfu

An ultra extended flowchart for identifying dynasties! Even identifying sub-periods of each dynasty. As always, this is a general guide ther

does the makeup look sad or happy? >>> goth & sad >>> middle tang dynasty [lmao]

[bogleech]

please drop what you’re doing and watch how this episode of he-man was resolved. Watch how He-man and Orko deal with a giant demon that wants to destroy the world.

I wasn’t allowed to watch this cartoon as a child - and I didn’t try to - because it was widely considered too intense and violent for its time and I just took all adults’ word for it that it would give me nightmares or turn me into a criminal.

But in actuality the vast majority of episodes end like this one. He-man was sappier than any of the “girl” cartoons.

[bogleech]

So I was thinking about something earlier today, I went and dug up this post again to talk about it, decided it wasn’t that interesting, deleted it, and then ran by chance into some news about a new He-Man movie and EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GONNA RANT ABOUT:

…..what???

Wh….what??? Who the hell says “campy relish” as a CRITICISM!?

NO??? EXTREMELY No???? This is the worst most boring most awful terrible idea you could ever have about this???!!!

Whenever I have crossed paths with the He-Man/She-Ra fandom I have always been in awe of just how little they actually appreciate these cartoons the way they were. Instead, they’re overwhelmingly in love with a darker and grittier version that only exists in their heads and in bland, lifeless comic reboots:

WHY do people want He-Man played straight?? They have a million other Conan the Barbarian rip-offs for that. Why do people want He-Man sapped of all the joy and wonderment and childlike whimsy and the “NYAHHHHH!!” that everyone actually, you know, has something resembling fun with?

“Make it more like Lord of the Rings or Game of Thrones” is one of the ghastliest, most repellantly sterile, anti-imaginative things I have ever heard said about a children’s cartoon and yet it seems to be one of the most common sentiments in the franchise’s “fandom.”

How can so many truly even believe such a thing will be good? Or has EVER BEEN good??? What possible fun or enjoyment can there be in a Skeletor that just says legitimately threatening scary things and kills people to prove how Very Mature the surrounding narrative wants to be? Who the fuck actually wants to see He-Man just lopping monster heads off or screaming in slow motion as his friends die to sad choir music?

FUCK that entire kind of thing.

IT’S GARBAGE.

IT.

ISN’T.

—->FUN.<—–

[viterbofangirl]

REBLOGGING THIS ABSOLUTELY ACCURATE GEM AFTER WATCHING THE GIFT THAT IS THE NEW HE MAN MOVIE FOR THE THIRD TIME IN THE THEATERS.

[qqchurch]

[sapphiresaphics]

I wonder how many people understand that these are two separate things happening in different times. One is Caine coming more and more into existence and discovering the obsolete unused brain scans, and the other is Caine gaining access to the random WiFi hotspot that just appeared temporarily (as they often do) nearby. They’re both moments of self discovery which is why we cut back and forth between them, but they are undoubtedly not happening at the same time.

I worry people might think these are congruent events and be confused why Scratch suddenly appears in the circus but is never seen again afterwards. That was them showing how Caine used his powers to figure out how to use the brain scans. It was a flashback. And it’s juxtaposed to him using his powers to learn more about the outside world and about the remaining circus members.

[burntundertones]

[viterbofangirl]

Jax : Denial

Zooble : Anger

Ragatha: Bargaining

Gangle : Depression

Kinger: Acceptance

Pomni: Transcendence

[animentality]

[quite-a-character]

With NASA's Artemis II mission, just thought you should all know, there's a Sailor Moon Artemis plush in Mission control.

They just gave him a doughnut and a coffee. There's also a controller there with a Sailor Moon lanyard.

[themoonstarwarrior]

(Inspired by this post)

As soon as I saw this I knew I just HAD to draw Mikey with it.

This shitpost was NOT supposed to take three weeks, but at least it's finished AND posted TuT

now if only i could finish/post my other shit

[writingdose]

[vonlipwig]

hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand?

[vonlipwig]

the band, i mean

not the archduke of austria

i know what happened to the archduke of austria

[sabrebash]

Mad.

[sizvideos]

Video

[pokotopokoto]

GET OUT

[melisica]

[zambiunicorn]

geekysideburns replied to your post: I’m having a hard time no…

Have you gotten to reference layers yet because OMG.

WAT IS THAT

[geekysideburns]

Here’s what I’m trying to say in gif form. I rambled insanely.

The blue layer is set to reference.

Then you can do this.

And this.

[zambiunicorn]

Ohhhhhh that is so cool :O :O  :O