Barefoot and Celibate

I don't need a hobby. I need to take the hobbies I have less seriously.

[quite-a-character]

With NASA's Artemis II mission, just thought you should all know, there's a Sailor Moon Artemis plush in Mission control.

They just gave him a doughnut and a coffee. There's also a controller there with a Sailor Moon lanyard.

[themoonstarwarrior]

(Inspired by this post)

As soon as I saw this I knew I just HAD to draw Mikey with it.

This shitpost was NOT supposed to take three weeks, but at least it's finished AND posted TuT

now if only i could finish/post my other shit

[writingdose]

[vonlipwig]

hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand?

[vonlipwig]

the band, i mean

not the archduke of austria

i know what happened to the archduke of austria

[sabrebash]

Mad.

[sizvideos]

Video

[pokotopokoto]

GET OUT

[melisica]

[zambiunicorn]

geekysideburns replied to your post: I’m having a hard time no…

Have you gotten to reference layers yet because OMG.

WAT IS THAT

[geekysideburns]

Here’s what I’m trying to say in gif form. I rambled insanely.

The blue layer is set to reference.

Then you can do this.

And this.

[zambiunicorn]

Ohhhhhh that is so cool :O :O  :O

[tastefullyoffensive]

Babylonian era problems. (photo via tbc34)

[dama3-deactivated20210619]

old school hate mail

[jakovu]

Imagine how pissed you have to be to engrave a rock

[thesparkofrevolution]

Ok but there was this guy called Ea-nasir who was a total crook and would actually cheat people ought of good copper and sell them shit instead. The amount of correspondences complaining to and about this guy are HILARIOUS.

[skeletonrex-deactivated20151101]

Are you telling me we know about a specific guy who lived 5000 years ago, by name, because he was a huge asshole

[thesparkofrevolution]

More like 4000 years ago but yes. Ea-nasir and his dodgy business deals.

[prokopetz]

And we haven’t even touched on the true hilarity of the situation yet. Consider two additional facts:

He wasn’t just into copper trading. There are letters complaining about Ea-nasir’s business practices with respect to everything from kitchenwares to real estate speculation to second-hand clothing. The guy was everywhere.

The majority of the surviving correspondences regarding Ea-nasir were recovered from one particular room in a building that is believed to have been Ea-nasir’s own house.

Like, these are clay tablets. They’re bulky, fragile, and difficult to store. They typically weren’t kept long-term unless they contained financial records or other vital information (which is why we have huge reams of financial data about ancient Babylon in spite of how little we know about the actual culture: most of the surviving tablets are commercial inventories, bills of sale, etc.).

But this guy, this Ea-nasir, he kept all of his angry letters - hundreds of them - and meticulously filed and preserved them in a dedicated room in his house. What kind of guy does that?

[ source ]

[salamanderinspace]

Titus Headcanon

Titus doesn’t know for sure who killed Seraphi, but he suspects it was one of his siblings.

In fact, he largely suspects Kalique, since she openly defied Seraphi on many occasions and was not as beloved as either son.

He tries not to think about it because he really likes his brother and sister. They don’t seem to like him back. He wants to earn their affection, so he performs for them. For Balem (who is always bored and dissociative) he tries to be shocking–or engaging, at least. For Kalique, he tries to be a liar, because that is how she sees him (and how she likes him best.)

When Kalique says, “now you sound like mother,” Titus snorts derisively, as if this is an absurdity. He wouldn’t want Kalique to think he is too much like mother.

Though, he wants Balem to think just that.

[jupiterascendingheadcanons]

Caine actually is a runt, in comparison to other lycantants. On average, the species is approximately nine feet tall, and almost three hundred pounds of pure muscle.

[ramblingsfromthemiddleofnowhere]

#I’m gonna reblog this again because I’m still thinking about how perfect it is#like Caine always felt so inadequate and he had to learn how to fight differently than the rest of his kind#he focused on his tracking ability because he knew he’d never measure up in terms of sheer physical prowess#he was puny and human-sized#Then along comes Jupiter and suddenly Caine’s so grateful not to be standard lycantant size#because if he was she might see him as a monster#because he’s the right size FOR HER and that’s the most important thing#every one of Caine’s shortcomings is actually an asset when put in the context of Jupiter’s existence#and lbr Jupiter’s existence is the only context that matters to Caine now#(plus she doesn’t need a stool to reach his mouth for kissing) (via gallifreyburning)

[jupiterascendingheadcanons]

oh man this is beautiful

I hadn’t even thought about this that deeply when I had that idea but it really would explain a lot about his fighting style. He’s really nimble and agile, lots of dodging, spinning moves, and flips, a far cry from the tank-like brute force approach you would expect from a genetically engineered soldier. It was probably something he developed on his own to compensate for being literally half the size of every opponent he ever faced…no wonder fighting Balem’s massive lizard guard didn’t faze him.

but yeah they talk about destiny a lot in this movie and I can just imagine Caine spending his whole life thinking he’s cursed and defective and worthless and then one day he meets his Queen

and he realizes that all the things he thought were flaws in himself weren’t flaws at all, they were his destiny, he was tailor-made to be perfect for her

oh great now I’m having Emotions

[daintydictator]

[frenchbras-deactivated20170417]

i could take over the world with these tights

[viterbofangirl]

Do you love the color of the tights?

[dungeonmastersdiary]

The Mighty Wolf http://rage-comics-base.tumblr.com

[viterbofangirl]

No, but his great great great great grandchildren are pugs, Pomeranians, and Chihuahuas.

[viterbofangirl]

Paramedic: What's the emergency?

Me: Look, I've lost a lot of blood

Me: Or rather, I mean

Me: I actually know where my blood is, but

[caitlynlynch]

Plan A Romance Novel To Find Out Which Greek Muse You Are

Write a best-selling romance novel and, by some mysterious magic, be told which muse from Greek mythology you most resemble.

[plantwitch]

every writer on this damn website got Melpomene and i am not excluded from this drag.

[iguanamouth]

You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

[pizzaotter]

I fucking lost it here

[sassywarlock-deactivated2015070]

This is all I could ever want it to be

[megatraven]

oh my  go d it’s perfect

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor