An Ocean of Stars

Just a tired AroAce kinkster doing my best

[ultimatespider]

the pros of reading ao3 fics in public is that their layout is so clean and simple that people would think you’re reading some academic researches when you’re in fact reading a 50k fic. the cons is that you need to control your face all the fucking time

[fuckyeahisawthat]

An additional feature: the layout is clean and simple BUT anyone familiar with AO3 will immediately recognize it. Pro or con? You decide.

[lynati]

If they know it enough to recognize it on sight, they probably aren’t going to be judging me about it.

[geardrops]

they were also at the devil’s sacrament

[starsaboveoceansbelow]

I'm going to commit war crimes if I don't sleep well again tonight.

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[noodles-07]

people like to romanticize the fuck out of blue eyes. but what they don't tell you is that the sun is evil

[noodles-07]

I can practically see in the dark but when I step outside in the summer I need sunglasses and a baseball cap to be able to look even slightly up

[noodles-07]

my eyes the second I step outside

[berkeleygirl3]

[narutwitter]

[icarusredwings]

Simon: Thanks, Ryland.

Grace: Oh! No problem!

Rocky: ..Who is 'Ryland' Question?

Simon:?? You don't know his first name?

Rocky, slowly turning towards Grace: You told this CREATURE your informal name before ME!?? Grace IDIOT! Grace STUPID! Grace.. GrACE NOT HAVE ENOUGH BAD WORD! !!🎶🎵🎵🎵🎶🎶🎵🎶!!!

Grace, now being yelled at in a different language: IM SORRY OKAY!? I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS IMPORTANT!!

[dear-julien]

I think you should be able to afford to live on your own and completely independently off minimum wage.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

oh god. i just learned that you have to finish the art you’re making in order for it to be done

[ilajue]

smoking that shit that makes you cry about the horrors of car-centric infrastructure

[ilajue]

hey yeah i get it but youre harshing the vibe rn nobody wants to hear about the irreversible damage that cars have done to North America and the whole world by proxy

[ilajue]

showing your girl pictures of nasty ugly parking garages at the function

[ilajue]

i misspelled hindrance real bad, guys

[ilajue]

this is not a joke or exaggeration but a cry for help btw I've been watching 3 hour youtube videos about concrete like I'm somebody's autistic dad

[ilajue]

pov i turn to you in between sets

[ilajue]

yeah no sorry I can't go out tonight I have to read the rest of the 2023 Ford corporate sustainability report no not for a class I'm just nosey

[ilajue]

no babe I thought it was hot that you got into and won a debate with my dad about the viability of high speed rail in north america

[ilajue]

listen I'm sorry that your dad went home, researched highspeed rail, and started the argument with you again when I wasn't there umm no I'm not going to apologize no I actually umm yeah I've been brushing up on my talking points sorry but bob doesn't stand a fucking chance he can meet me in the market place of ideas

[ilajue]

pov you are my captive audience

[isopost-headquarters]

how is this not astronomically popular

[kleefkruid]

As promised, some budget advice for absolute beginner garderners! It's a slow process to fill a garden while spending little money, but it makes the pay off all the sweeter, and isn't it nice to slow down in this day and age?

[turtlesandfrogs]

Also, find the garden swap groups in your area- gardeners are very generous(aka, every one I've been to had multiple people giving away plants without wanting trades), and by getting plants for free you know you're getting plants that do well in your area.

[bebemoon]

"can our ai assistant help you?" "give our ai mode a try !" "our ai assistant is your new best friend !"

[dogpuppy]

[milowing]

the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)

[merweleftthisbehind-deactivated]

Maiden, Mother, Crone in the best way possible...

[uniicorns-arereall]

you know what, fuck it be free, keep reading that bad fan fiction, keep writing that bad fanfiction, keep using y/n, keep staying up to 4 a.m reading x reader, to be cringe is too be free

(just NO a.i)

[whynotfabulous]

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

[whynotfabulous]

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

[gnomer-denois]

Because it's also evil

[whynotfabulous]

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

[whynotfabulous]

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

[trashboi413]

You meet god

[whynotfabulous]

Thank goodness!

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

[treslecheslife]

Whole, in one gulp.

[whynotfabulous]

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

Father of the Muffin Boy

[whynotfabulous]

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

[mayflydecember]

Car's haunted

[whynotfabulous]

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

[babybluebanshee]

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

[whynotfabulous]

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

[thegoodsandy]

into the sky, where it turns into stars

[whynotfabulous]

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

[daeynore]

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

[whynotfabulous]

....Ah

[whynotfabulous]

ChatGPT WISHES it was this coherent and creative

[theunfortunate-author]