Love, the future is thine

[wreegis]

thats their boy now, theyr all going to go do science together ( @thatdrumbotperson )

[romcommunist]

elm trees my only friend

[romcommunist]

every tree grabbed my ass and beat me senseless. so much so that my allergist scribbled more trees! and yet the lovely elm cradled and comforted me

[headspace-hotel]

[maddie-grove]

A lot of people genuinely do hate or dismiss romance novels because they think all sexual frankness in fiction is immoral and harmful, or because they think women (and only women) are too stupid to know fiction from reality, or because they think it’s gross and laughable for women (especially ones they don’t consider fuckable) to have sexual desires, or because they automatically assume that anything popular with women is inferior, or because they only care about fiction being formulaic or light entertainment when it’s something women like. This doesn’t mean that every romance novel is great and deep and progressive, but these people aren’t coming from a good place with their criticism and they don’t deserve a pass.

[peach-pot]

anyone wanna guess what this doesthedogdie tie is for?

[peach-pot]

thaaaat’s right!

[peach-pot]

this is kind of a gold mine

[cerbercry]

you forgot the best one

[dooplissss]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

working on a haunted house!ART fic for ART Appliance August! hoping to get chapter 2 done by wednesday, thats when things get good

[dooplissss]

chapter 2! Asshole Residence that Talks sure is a talker

[dooplissss]

chapter 3, we learn more about the haunted house :)

[teaboot]

Unfortunate truth: There are times at which, silent walker who occasionally delights in accidentally spooking people, you must be very careful to NOT move like a gentle summer breeze along the rooftops

These scenarios may include:

Moving around folks who are already spooked or easily-startled

Approaching people who you absolutely do not want to alarm, such as people with poor spatial awareness, people experiencing paranoia or a panic attack, folks who are very focused on a different thing, people handling dangerous chemicals or machinery

When you very urgently need to get somewhere and there are people in your way

Any other time when you require others to be aware of your presence and location

Sincerely,

-Quiet walker who wears big stompy boots on purpose

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

take a moment to appreciate the gravity falls fanart tattoo a camper once drew on my arm

[teaboot]

OH HELL THE FUCK YES

[oncanvas]

The L Train at 14th Street, Richard Estes, 2015

Oil on board 16 x 12 in. (40.64 x 30.48 cm)

[basic-bamboo]

@teaboot oil painting

[teaboot]

MOTHER FUCKING OIL PAINTING???????

[thesevenumbrellas]

Not all venom fans are monster fuckers 😞 some of us are just aroace disasters who like the idea of a platonic soulmate who likes to murder annoying people for you, is that so bad?

[thesevenumbrellas]

Guys I’m part of the club 🥺

[ursavorpalis]

monsterqueerplatonic

[thesevenumbrellas]

[extreme-ultimate-hornknee]

Aces are welcomed and are valued members in the monsterfucker community.

[this-is-asexual-joy]

This is asexual joy!

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[uglygirlstatus]

forget L and Light my new favourite Death Note character is Justin the Jewel Skeleton

[hypokeimena]

#me when i get the rules for various situations from justin the jewel skeleton

[teaboot]

Project Hail Mary was such a good movie but I cannot stop thinking about how fucking funny it would have been if Ilyukhina and Yao had made it instead of Grace

[teaboot]

The Beetles (boring name AU) arrive back on earth and Stratt opens the video diary and it's Ilyukhina and Yao going "sooooooo your pet twink didn't make it"

[teaboot]

Imagine them taping Grace's glasses onto Rocky's exosuit and hoping she doesn't notice like a pair of exhausted parents swapping out their four year old's dead goldfish for a new one

[teaboot]

It's almost like he's stil there with them

[squeakitties]

[necromosss]

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

[commodore-64]

put that back

[the-davest-of-uncles]

National Lampoon, October 1985

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[teaboot]

the four horsemen if the apocalypse was chill

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[imaginarylands4000]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

it's cool how in the 6 years since this tweet was written it's become significantly less useful not because anything has gotten better but because the majority of products on Amazon are now from fly-by-night brands called "ZZPORK" and "GLUM4PANT"

[treasure-of-the-ancients]

Gold earring with glass head pendant, Phoenician/Carthaginian, 3rd-1st century BC

from The Metropolitan Museum of Art

[chimpachum]

This ancient Rockabilly pendant holds tremendous power