Stars and Tea

An Indie RP blog for the Time Lord Alistair Satou; will RP with absolutely any fandom. Blog may go a touch nsfw, at times; any posts such a nature will be tagged as such. Alistair's faceclaim is Ryou, of Towa no Quon, in his second regeneration. Tracking starsandtea. Please note that this blog is single-ship only.

[jikankyo]

Sensei Dare Ka: The Movie (@starsandtea)

[jikankyo]

"I’m Romana," the black-haired woman answered. "Speaking of, I’d like to speak to you for a moment." She walked off, dragging him by the shoulder.

"You’re weird," she stated openly. "There’s something weird going on with your biology, and your imprint is pretty darn similar to the Doctor’s- too close for her to be a grandparent, but also too far for her to be a parent. That shouldn’t be possible."

[starsandtea]

Rose eyes went wide, when the Time Lady before Alistair said her name-- He hadn't even remotely expected to run into the former Lady President within his lifetime.

Of course, he also hadn't expected Gallifrey to return- ever- so this wasn't so strange, in comparison.

He didn't fight when the other pulled him away, walking freely alongside her until she ceased and began to speak.

"My father... My father was a metacrisis between the Doctor's First incarnation, and a human by the name of Akihito Kimyono. His existence was stabilized by an alternate version of the Master, and, well... He eventually had a child with a human. My mother. ...There were a few genetic shenanigans there, too. So... I guess you could say that The Doctor is more like my aunt, than my grandmother."

A cool smile spread over the half-Time Lord's face, then, as he crossed his arms over his chest.

"You don't need to worry about anything when it comes to me, Romana. The Doctor's my family- I wouldn't do anything to hurt her or her friends. Ever."

[senorpacman-deactivated20200826]

What if a Pokemon’s Cry was their Name?!

SPECIFICALLY, OMEGA RUBY AND ALPHA SAPPHIRE!! Enjoy!

[merleawe]

I’m CRYINGHIHG

[viivianite]

watcH IT UNTIL THE END YOU WILL NOT REGRET

[jikankyo]

Sensei Dare Ka: The Movie (@starsandtea)

[jikankyo]

"You’d have to ask him." Oriko replied, shrugging. "Remember, I’ve only met the Time Lords a couple times. And speaking of the Doctor, it seems she’s made a landing around here as well. Assuming she’s the only Time Lord who forms her TARDIS into a big blue police box."

"You were. I’m half human. But, that doesn’t matter right now— Who are you?"

"Me?" asked the blue-haired woman. "I’m the Master, an old friend and enemy of our dear old Doctor. Right now, the ‘friend’ half of our relationship is winning, even though we just killed each other."

"Master," the Doctor added surprisingly loudly as she climbed out of the TARDIS, followed by a black haired woman and Jackie Kozuki (muttering something about a truck). "What have you done this time?"

[starsandtea]

Alistair turned to look at his grandmother, when he heard the voice coming from the direction of her TARDIS- and gave a loud sigh, when he saw an unfamiliar face.

"Grandmother..."

He stepped back, then, to let the older Time Lady have access to her enemy/friend, crossing his arms over his chest as he looked over at the blue-haired woman coming up behind her.

"Jackie? I didn't expect to see you here. ...And who's this woman, if I can ask?"

[jikankyo]

Sensei Dare Ka: The Movie (@starsandtea)

[jikankyo]

Nearby, Alistair could overhear the conversation between the blue-haired woman and Oriko.

"Friend." Oriko stated. "Thats Alistar’s vessel. He’s part of the Doctor’s family. And who’s Romana?"

"Romana is another Timelord on our side," the Master explained. "She was the Time Lord President for several centuries, only losing her position when the Time War itself began, and only to Rassilon, an ancient Timelord hero who had been resurrected specifically to lead us in the Time War."

"Of course, Rassilon was a total bastard. He tortured me into insanity from the moment I turned seven, you know? As for your friend, what’s the story with the Doctor having a family? Last I heard, the Doctor and I were the only Timelords to avoid getting Timelocked."

The Doctor’s TARDIS finally hit the ground, and the doors were almost instantly thrown open.

[starsandtea]

Alitstair barely paid a moment's attention to the other two, as he stepped towards the falling TARDIS-- And wincing, as it crashed into the ground itself. A sigh of relief would pass his lips, though, when the doors opened, and he turned to face the other two-- Oriko, who he'd met before, and this mysterious Time Lord.

"You were. I'm half human. But, that doesn't matter right now-- Who are you?"

[jikankyo]

Sensei Dare Ka: The Movie (@starsandtea)

[jikankyo]

The Admiral could only grimace in terror as his TARDIS fell apart around him. As he tried to crawl to the door, part of the ceiling collapsed and fell onto him. He slowly dragged himself to the door even as he glowed brighter and brighter red.

Meanwhile, on Granoah, a blizzard was growing stronger by the minute. Namely, the blizzard that several others had found themselves in.

Notably, the familiar blue TARDIS was crashing towards the ground, and another, deader, TARDIS was already on the ground, with Oriko Mikuni and an unfamiliar blue-haired woman speaking to each other not far from it.

[starsandtea]

Alistair frowned, upon reading out the temperature held on the frozen planet and catching sight of the driving, billowing blizzard outside on the monitor of his TARDIS. Seeing as he didn't have quite the same resistance to such abnormally low temperatures as some others might...

It was in his best interest to grab the long, grey coat that had belonged to his initial incarnation, and drape it about himself before walking out of the TARDIS, hands remaining firmly inside.

He would pause for a moment, before grabbing the gunblade that had been made for him so long ago, and strapping it to the belt he was wearing. Best to stay protected, after all...

It was when he finally walked out of the TARDIS- shaped now like a large icicle, bursting up from the ground below- that he caught sight of the familiar blue box cutting through the sky, apparently in the midst of re-entry into the planet's atmosphere.

"Grandmother??"

"I told you not to die..."

[jikankyo]

Sensei Dare Ka: The Movie (@starsandtea)

[jikankyo]

The Admiral looked at the small red ball coming his way. Was it some sort of weapon? A bomb, perhaps? He could survive something as simple as a bomb.

He wasn’t expecting it to release a rock dinosaur.

"Halfling!" the Admiral demanded, grabbing onto the console to steady his feet. "What have you done?! What is this thing!? Why don’t I recognize it?! And why did a tiny ball like that have bigger on the inside technology?!"

The Admiral quickly jolted away from the console as rocks became to rain on it, ruining the controls. He grabbed onto the nearest handle- one of the many glowing circles on the walls. They didn’t have very good grips, so he quickly slipped and fall onto his back, flailing in terror.

"Did your plan work?" asked the 13th Doctor. "If it did, get out of there as soon as possible! The ice planet of Granoah is your best bet- that’s where real me is going right now!”

[starsandtea]

The half-Time Lord quickly turned back to the controls, as Adeline did her work- quickly running through the controls needed to take off, leaving only the destination undetermined- shouting over his shoulder as he worked at the controls.

"She is a Rampardos-- And it's data conversion technology, not dimensionally transcendental technology, thank you. And you think I don't know anything about the Time Lords..."

He ran back to the doors, then, lifting the Pokeball once more to return the fossil Pokemon back to her home. With that, he would pull the doors closed with a loud bang, and turn back to the console as the Doctor spoke.

"Worked great-- He had no clue what it was. Now-- Granoah! Haven't been there, before..."

He quickly input the co-ordinates, and finally moved to pull the lever that would allow his TARDIS to take off...

[jikankyo]

Sensei Dare Ka: The Movie (@starsandtea)

[jikankyo]

"I know!" the 18th Doctor responded with sudden urgency in her voice. "I can’t really get there right now, since real me is dealing with this sudden discovery, too, but, uh, that’s a good idea! The Pokemon thing, I mean! The other Timelords’ll probably ignore you for the most part, but you have to get rid of the Admiral! He won’t give up just because you’re gone, he’s gonna follow you, so you need to take him out before you can leave! So, uh, try the Pokemon thing!"

[starsandtea]

"...You're right."

He quickly reached down to grab the Pokeball off the ground, as it continued to roll across the floor, and wiped a small smudge off it's otherwise shiny red exterior.

"I'm sorry to make you do this, girl."

He looked over to the screen of his TARDIS, to confirm that the other's TARDIS doors were still open, before pressing the small switch on his console to open his own and pilot it around to face the other's, only a few feet separating them.

"Adeline! Use Earthquake, and then Rock Slide on the column!"

And with that, he gestured with the Pokeball and pressed the button on it's front- the large red and gray Rampardos appearing with a flash of red light and immediately slamming it's foot against the ground of the other's TARDIS in it's Earthquake attack.

[jikankyo]

Sensei Dare Ka: The Movie (@starsandtea)

[jikankyo]

"It’s more than likely," the 16th Doctor supplied. "He’s the Time Lord High General, he’s probably armed to the brim. Why do you ask?"

The Admiral, meanwhile, was too preoccupied to respond to Alistair’s latest taunt.

“I’ve succeeded!" the Admiral cheered. "I managed to distract you long enough for you to forget all about the cracks!"

Right on cue, the big ball of nothing that had previously been the Time Bubble glowed white and exploded, not doing any damage but blinding the two Timelords for just a moment.

In its place was Gallifrey, home of the Timelords. Despite this, the Admiral was still there, and still the biggest threat to Alistair’s personal safety.

[starsandtea]

Alistair's eyes went wide, at the sight of the massive orange planet appearing with a burst of light on his equipment, and he would proceed to curse loudly in Gallifreyan.

"I was gonna send one of my Pokemon in there to destroy his console, but that doesn't matter now! They got through! Gallifrey has returned- I repeat, Gallifrey has returned."

He scowled, before running his fingers quickly over the console to pilot the TARDIS around, behind the other's, where he might have a moment to decide on a further plan of action.

"Requesting immediate backup of any kind, grandmother!"

[jikankyo]

Sensei Dare Ka: The Movie (@starsandtea)

[jikankyo]

"I’ll have you know that this is my natural hair color," the Admiral pointed out, almost silently. It seemed like Alistair had hit a soft spot. "When you’re as battle-worn as I am, your choice of hair color when regenerating is less than optimal."

"Absolutely not!" the 17th Doctor nearly screeched at the suggestion. "After all the work I’ve done on it in the future, letting your TARDIS get destroyed now would cause a time paradox so massive that-! I couldn’t even comprehend it! Just hold tight, I’ll get to you as soon as I can!"

[starsandtea]

"Hair dye exists, you know! Or is that too low and human for you, Gray? Huh?"

The Time Lord flipped the receiver in his hand, before turning the transmitter back off to address his grandmother.

"The plan wasn't to get her destroyed, grandmother-- You know I couldn't do that. I'd want to get her and me out of there before we died. ...I'll just stay here like you said, I suppose. Unless..."

His eyes shifted to the Pokeball rolling across the floor, and a large grin spread over the Time Lord's face. Yes, that could work...

"I've got an idea, but it could be risky. Do you think he has any weapons in there that he could use on someone else within his TARDIS?"

[broken-universes-deactivated201]

Lord of Admirals || +7 Followers

[broken-universes-deactivated201]

"N-no… J-just hide quick!" She sunk back into her hiding spot, as boots crunching against the rubble approached. 

[starsandtea]

The Time Lord quickly ducked behind a pile of rubble, at the other's words, doing his best to slow down his breathing to the point of being unnoticeable.

Whatever these were... They couldn't be as bad as the Daleks. There was simply no way.

[jikankyo]

Sensei Dare Ka: The Movie (@starsandtea)

[jikankyo]

"yep

ai,” the Doctor confirmed, this time wearing the face of his twelfth incarnation. “spot on about the answering machine part too

you really are my grandson”

"Like you would know what Gallifreyan military regulation was, insect. You know nothing of Gallifrey. You stain the very blood in your own body. Your very existence is an abomination.”

"Yes, that certainly sounds like the Admiral," the Doctor confirmed again, this time in her fourteenth incarnation. "He was always rather xenophobic. Fortunately, that’s a massive weakness- we have the element of surprise. The real me is a bit busy, so I would recommend going on the offensive, but I can’t remember whether or not I’ve helped you install defensive systems on your TARDIS yet or not. In my past, yes, but for all I know, that’s in your future.”

[starsandtea]

"That's fairly obvious by now, yeah. And you haven't installed anything yet, no-- I've just got the standard shielding up."

He quickly turned the transmitter back on, grinning widely to himself as he spoke into it once more.

"Just logic, really! Gotta be better than a bowl cut, all things considered. And what's up with the colour of your hair, too? Trying to look older and more respected than you are, probably. I've known your type before."

With that, the transmitter would be shut down once again, and Alistair would turn back to his grandparent's voice.

"I could turn off the shields and forcefully merge our TARDISes, but that doesn't seem like the best idea-- We don't need a supernova around here if I can't get them apart after. ...How much damage can the console of a War TARDIS take, do you think?"

[broken-universes-deactivated201]

Lord of Admirals || +7 Followers

[broken-universes-deactivated201]

Just a girl, barely into her teenage girl, trying to hid away from this death field. Dirt and grime covered her face as she shook her head. The Dalek deathstick gun just made this worse. 

"Y-you’re one of them aren’t you..?" 

[starsandtea]

The Time Lord shook his head, before anything else, and held up his hands in a clear sign of a surrender.

"I'm not. Doctor Alistair Satou; I was flying over and had to make an emergency landing. I want to help however I can, though. Are you injured?"

[broken-universes-deactivated201]

Lord of Admirals || +7 Followers

[broken-universes-deactivated201]

Shouts and screams from local militia forces to the cool robotic tone of Combat Cyborg rang down streets of ruined cars, and buildings. Strangely, no heavy armor was in sight, replaced with heavily clothed humans, buried under rubble or torn in the stomach. 

What little remaining in the city, only small balls of light flew down, searching up and down for survivors or lost civilians. 

[starsandtea]

The sights before Alistair's eyes were... Chilling. Destruction, death, and ruin of all kinds, as far as the eye could see-- And rained down upon mere civilians, by the look of it all.

The Time Lord quickly approached one of the many people he could make out under the rubble of a ruined building, forcing aside a good portion of it to reach them... And, upon taking their pulse, finding them to be gone.

Cold, still, and dead.

Twin hearts hammered at a hastened pace in his chest, as he stood tall, rose optics behind thin glass searching for anyone who looked like they may be willing to speak without firing first-- And, after a moment, approaching one of the living who didn't seem to be on duty.

"What happened here?"

[broken-universes-deactivated201]

Lord of Admirals || +7 Followers

starsandtea

[broken-universes-deactivated201]

0081 - Nonadministrative Planet #265 - August 15th

A state of buffer. Wars have always been about higher grounds, tactics to overwhelm enemies with superior technology, aerial superiority or even mass waves of allied troops. And the Time-Space Administrative Bureau was in no low supply of soldiers.

The Combat Cyborgs served as a machines, obeying the highest authority among the officers. Field Marshals, Admirals and Generals.

However, the rank that nearly matched that of the High Council of the TSAB was The Lord of Admirals, Miss Agace Bucciali. The distance cries of pain and rage echoed and drowned beneath the powerful magical cannons and mass-weapons, ranging from plasma to solid shot weapons. 

"Ma’am?" A soldier ran by asking of a woman with long pink hair. 

"Report." She asked.

"Our forward advance is going accordingly. The enemy shall be overwhelmed by nightfall."

"Excellent! I suppose it’s nearly my time to appear then, shall it?"

The messenger had no clue but politely saluted out and ran off to do more errands for the officers. The air that carried around the Lord of Admirals was nothing less than toxic.

[starsandtea]

Pink eyes narrowed slightly, as they stared up at the screen in front of them. The reading on the screen wasn't... quite what the half-Time Lord had been expecting. The humidity, climate... Even the year didn't match that of 2nd century Egypt.

The TARDIS's scanners furthered showed discrepancies, after a few more moments of searching. A frankly huge amount of magical energy in the air, in comparison to what Alistair would have thought it to be. No, this was more in line with what would be expected from a fairly large magical war... Which was confirmed a moment later, from a quick check of temporal-spacial co-ordinates.

War. Not something he would have wanted to experience again, all things considered... Not after the sheer carnage of the Daleks' invasion of Earth, the frankly horrific death and destruction that their onslaught had brought about. But...

Once a soldier, always a soldier.

So, he would walk out of the TARDIS after a few moments, old rifle with a Dalek's beamstick rigged into it strapped across his back, a few Poké Balls at his waist, and a strange, magical sword at his hip.

Time to find what this was all about...

[jikankyo]

Sensei Dare Ka: The Movie (@starsandtea)

[jikankyo]

Unfortunately, at that very moment, the Doctor was not taking calls, as she was too busy bringing a magic robot slider and a Sontaran scientist to the Ood homeworld. However, while the Doctor didn’t pick up the phone, someone equally reliable did.

"Hello!" the 15th Doctor answered, picking up almost immediately. If it were anyone but Alistair, one might suspect time travel was the reason for her speed in answering, but time worked differently for Timelords. No, she answered speedily because she was an AI, based on the Doctor’s personality, who worked as the TARDIS’s answering machine. "Caller ID says that you’re Alistair! Having trouble fixing Gallifrey’s time bubble?"

Meanwhile, another Timelord was sputteringly angry. Or, at least he would be if he weren’t so chill. Instead of showing his rage, he simply fired the cannons again. Of course, TARDISes are sturdy machines- if he wanted to seriously damage the ship itself, he would be there for hours. No, common military doctrine when fighting TARDIS pilots was always to attempt to shake the machine so hard that the pilot hit their head on something.

"My hair is military regulation," he yelled, sounding as if he sought more to inform than to insult. "The fact that my hairstyle is better suited to combat than any other brings no shame at all, insect. What about you? Your hair looks so spiky that I want to shave it all off and use it as a weapon.”

[starsandtea]

"Been a while since I heard that voice... AI? Your TARDIS's answering machine, probably? Or did grandmother bring herself into this too?"

The TARDIS shuddered and shook once more, then, as the other's voice rang out crystal clear through the ship, as the other brought his cannons to bear against her shields.

"...One second, grandmother."

He quickly reached up to turn his communication device's transmitter back on, bringing it to his mouth quickly to speak into it.

"Please! If that were true, you'd just be bald, Gray. And even if you're right about my hair-- All the better to fight you with."

He quickly shut the transmitter back off, then, one hand gripping tightly at his TARDIS's console to avoid hurting himself from lack of balance.

"One got through. Time Lord calling himself "The Admiral", claims he was the former General of the High Time Lord Army. Unsure whether to go on the offensive, or to await orders until your present self makes her presence known. What would you recommend?"

[jikankyo]

Sensei Dare Ka: The Movie (@starsandtea)

[jikankyo]

The Admiral simply glared at the halfling several yards away. This insignificant creature thought he could desecrate the space of Gallifrey? He had no right to go anywhere near here. Stupid halfling. He wondered just what Timelord brought themselves to such a level that they would reproduce with a Lesser Species.

"I am the Admiral, the former general of the High Time Lord Army, and right now, I want the insect in front of me out of my way."

The Admiral flipped a switch right by the door, and two large cannons materialized- grinding noise and everything- next to his TARDIS, firing at Alistair’s own.

[starsandtea]

The Time Lord quickly pulled his doors closed, when he saw the canons materialize- just a second before the sound of the projectiles smashing into the side of his TARDIS, shaking the vessel quite significantly.

"Sorry about that, girl... And so soon after you got fixed up, too."

He jumped forward to grab the intercom, then, fingers of his spare hand working quickly at the controls of his ship to get into quick movement around the other's own- rapidly changing trajectories and speed in an attempt to avoid any further fire.

"Angry, huh, grey boy? Tiny bit miffed that someone thought to be around when you decided to make your great escape? Can't blame you, with that hair-- Must be a a source of shame for you, having such a boring hairstyle!"

He punched a few numbers into the control panel, then, attempting to patch through to his grandmother's ship to contact her.

Best to talk to his own commanding officer, here...

[jikankyo]

Sensei Dare Ka: The Movie (@starsandtea)

[jikankyo]

However, before Alistair could do much, the small WPS flashed so bright that even a full-blooded Timelord would be blinded for a few seconds. When the light cleared, a grey cylinder stood in its place, with a door open and a grey-haired man in camo clothes standing in the doorway.

"…It’s time to party."

[YU NARUKAMI as THE ADMIRAL]

[starsandtea]

The half-Time Lord stepped back, as the blinding light poured through the open door of his TARDIS, one arm raising in an attempt to shield his pink eyes from any further damage.

When the spots in his eyes finally cleared, what felt like an eternity later, his mouth would drop at the sight of another TARDIS, entirely uncloaked, floating in open space- with what could only be assumed to be another Time Lord staring out the doorway.

A fraction of a second later and he was stepping forward once more, straightening his jacket in a rather transparent attempt not to let his surprise show through.

"You there! Tell me your name, credentials, and intentions immediately!"

...Well, it has always worked for his grandmother. Just... Make himself seem in charge in any way he could.