Starscaper_is alive

Little human being that loves kirby to much I made edits on tiktok

[disco-descent]

Beasts special feature

[pukicho]

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

[pukicho]

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

[pukicho]

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

[pukicho]

You will die in 7 days

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

[kolbye]

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[raevenlywrites]

Art by coolfrogdude together at last

[xxinkyshadowxx]

i was inspired

Hello I've come to make an announcement. VOLO IS A BITCH-ASS MOTHER FUCKER! He tried to steal my fucking plates. That's right. He took his stupid fuckin' hat off and he tried to steal my fucking plates! and he said his hair was "Thiiiss cool" and I said: "That's disgusting!" so I'm making a call out post on the request board. Ginkgo Guild Volo, You've got stupid hair! It looks like this Celebi except waayyyy stupider! and guess what? Here's what my hair looks like! That's right baby! All fluff, two points, no imitation. Look at that! it looks like two horns and a Zigzagoon! He tried to steal my plates, so guess what? I'm gonna steal his legendary! That's right that's what you get! My super origin ball! Except I'm not gonna catch Giratina, I'm gonna go higher! I'm gonna catch the horse!!! How do you like that Kamado?! I captured Arceus you Idiot! You have twenty three hours before the sPPPace time distortions consume the fucking guild. Now get out of my sight before the distortions get you too!

[bugshark]

Amog us gif,

[valzenlux]

do it for your country

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[antisouppp]

WE ALL LOVE TV ❤️📺

[virtualvia]

If I had a nickel every time an evil scientist is shipped with the Player I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's funny that it happened twice already

[transstuffandmore]

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

[bees-and-voids-deactivated20210]

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

[drax-the-vampire-king]

Ive said it before and ill say it again all kind people are welcome here.

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

If you don’t support nonbinary people, then get the fuck away from my blog

[abylou]

Heaven says: you are in danger.

[bigasscockroach]

the sleeping sleepers

[ristay]

Sorry if it’s a little cramped- had to make this all fit in ten photos. Hope you guys like it….. and again…. sorry Andrew

Follow me on Webtoons

[ruby-white-rabbit]

The window visual did me in I’m wheezing

[floralpopie]

NO

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

WELP

[doctor-seamonster]

I haven’t seen this in years and yet it is burned into my memory forever.

[anotherdayforchaosfay]

This is on the short list of Eternal Reblog because it’s fucking legendary.

[magrowette]

An honourable candidate for the @hellsite-hall-of-fame

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

It’s been too long since this was last on my fyp

[tbdagent]

gameverse kirby sees anime dedede and assumes he’s probably just a petty jerk who needs a hefty shove in the right direction. like how their dedede used to be way back when. and is like Wait Hang On I Can Fix Him. Let Me At Him. much to everyone else’s protests. only to realize with slowly growing horror that this is not in fact the case. i’m so sorry kirby there is zero spark of goodwill in that rotten awful man whatsoever.

[tbdagent]

kirby’s absolutely devastated like i guess we have no choice but to kill him :( and fumu’s like WHY do you sound so casually resigned. Have you done this before.

[kachikirby]

"I think we're going to have to kill this guy, Fumu."

"WHAT THE FU-"

[tbdagent]

its so funny thinking abt anime nightmare (big bad behind the curtain. vile capitalist warmongerer) vs game nightmare (blargh it’s me the wizard i’m gonna getcha i’m the wizard. sometimes he plays dj gigs and gives kids candy on halloween)

[tbdagent]

gameverse nightmare totally drives a custom airbrushed van and has a eurobeat cd collection and says stuff like “you know i actually dabbled in bisexuality back in college” and doesn’t elaborate whatsoever

[tbdagent]

[catchymemes]

[is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat]

Not just any paper maps, they had textbook sized atlases of the entire delivery area with each street meticulously mapped out.

These were insanely handy and a new edition came out just about every year to stay up to date on construction and road changes. I remember stocking my car with these for any of the cities I tended to travel to because they were the only way to actually get anywhere unless you wanted to call a friend and get very in depth instructions on how to get there.

[ralfmaximus]

AAA is now mostly known for roadside assistance, but at one time their primary business was MAPS.

For a few bucks a month you could become a Triple-A member and yeah, roadside assistance was one of the perks. BUT ALSO you could pick up the phone, call their 1-800 number, and tell the human operator who answered that you were planning a road trip.

They'd get your starting and destination address. Ask a few questions: what kinds of hotels you liked, preferred gas stations, any interest in touristy things?

Then in 7 to 10 days you'd get a thick package in the mail of carefully customized maps. Each map was the size of a paperback book cover, perfect for holding in the passenger's or driver's lap. Each was enumerated starting at #1 and ending at #whatever number of minimaps the trip required, with a hand-drawn highlighter path drawn on the map marking the route from one edge to another; entrance & exit points for that section of the route.

Motels, gas stations, and (if requested) tourist traps were indicated in color coded ink -- again, by hand. Sometimes detours were drawn in red marker, overriding the printed map because AAA kept up to date on road closures & regional disasters.

These maps were customized for your particular trip, and were invaluable since GPS did not exist. Unless you were familiar with the local region, the alternative was buying a map at the next gas station and guessing.

GPS is amazing and I wouldn't want to give up the ease & simplicity of Google Maps, but my god the old tech was miraculous too in its own way.

[leveragehunters]

Refidex my beloved - that's the Aussie version, the big book of maps that got my ass everywhere until years after I got my first smartphone. It has a full index of street names in the back with a map and grid reference, so you could flip forward and easily find it.

I was told by a taxi driver that in the old days they had to basically memorise the Refidex to pass the Taxi Licence test, since they weren't allowed to use it during the test.

BUT searching for a picture of the 2023 Refidex led me to this!

Brisbane and environs in 1951! Fully digitised with machine readable text and high quality images! I can buy it for 19.50 - nay, I'm GONNA buy it for 19.50! (Although I wish it was $19.51).

Holy cow, they've also got 1926.

Yoink!

[thelittleblackfox]

in the UK all London taxi drivers have to do 'The Knowledge’. It takes 3-4 years of study before being able to pass the test, and is considered one of the hardest driving exams in the world

The Knowledge was first introduced in 1865 but has changed little. Drivers must memorise all the roads and landmarks within a six-mile radius of Charing Cross, around 25,000 streets.

[elodieunderglass]

I read the OP and was like, I wonder how many notes before someone mentions The Knowledge.

London cabbies who hold The Knowledge experience changes to their brains that are explained in every Neurobiology for Babies course. It’s a wickedly difficult skill: rather than the pizza delivery people in the OP, starting in one defined zone (pizza place) and radiating out from there, a cabbie starts a route in any position and has to navigate across a partially-medieval city with no grid pattern, deranged place names, and not many bridges across a very large river. It would be useless to refer to a paper map, so cabbies were required to have all the Knowledge memorized. This means that the paths and optimized routes would have to be at the top of one’s brain, ready for instant access. As a result, the cabbies develop materially different brain regions as they study and use the Knowledge. They have detectable, measurable changes in their hippocampi, with an increase in grey matter forming in those who pass the Knowledge test and use it.

When asked to navigate a route between two points, they describe the mental process as instantaneous and explosive visuals: it sounds as if the map generates itself behind their eyes. (One potential tradeoff, though, is the decrease in associated brain matter in areas associated with other forms of memory.) After retiring, the brains of London cabbies would appear to return to “normal” - when not exercised, the brain region dedicated to holding the Knowledge seemingly rewires itself - which is exciting because it indicates that brains are still capable of rewiring and adaptation even in later life.

That’s all very interesting for neuroscientists, which is why it’s in all the textbooks and underpins a lot of our understanding of brain plasticity (adaptability) especially in old age. After all, it’s only ever adults who go through this process: babies rarely do a PhD in becoming a human Google Maps.

Some science-fiction series, like Dune, have explored the idea of no-longer-human navigators. still, it’s under-explored. Today, researchers are interested in seeing how London cabbie brains could help with Alzheimer’s research, or other progressive brain conditions that deteriorate the hippocampus.

Cute concluding sentence, sci-comm joke, rhetorical question intended to provoke reflection but mistaken in the comments for an actual question.

[taraljc]

THIS IS INSANELY COOL

[das-a-kirby-blog]

anime!dedede will, in fact, not follow any rules. this will come to bite him in the butt

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[cv01doodle]

Kirby Light Novel Masterpost!

(latest update: 3/13/2026)

if you want to be added/removed, just ask me in the replies/DMs!!! i’m open to adding multiple translations btw

(I’ve been planning to make my own list for a long time—this isn't intended to overshadow the one that's already out, it's just my personal list to keep track of the dates, translators, and upcoming/unfinished projects)

(i'm using the names from the wikirby btw tysm)

thanks to all the translators mentioned for their hard work 🙏 and thanks to the creator of the previous list as well! also thanks to takase-sensei for writing the novels lol

-2013-

Kirby and the Dangerous Gourmet Mansion?! translated by friendship-ended-with-pokespe (complete)

-2014-

Kirby and the Big Panic in Gloomy Woods! translated by friendship-ended-with-pokespe (complete)

Kirby Meets the Squeak Squad! translated by friendship-ended-with-pokespe (complete)

-2015-

Kirby: Meta Knight and the Puppet Princess translated by friendship-ended-with-pokespe (complete)

Kirby: Big Race in Pupupu Land! translated by friendship-ended-with-pokespe (complete)

-2016-

Kirby's Labyrinth Rescue! translated by friendship-ended-with-pokespe (complete)

Kirby and the Great Planet Robobot Adventure! translated by friendship-ended-with-pokespe (complete)

-2017-

Kirby: Meta Knight and the Galaxy's Greatest Warrior translated by friendship-ended-with-pokespe (complete)

Kirby Clash Team Unite! translated by makerofmadness (complete)

-2018-

Kirby's Decisive Battle! Battle Royale!! translated by makerofmadness (complete)

Kirby Star Allies: The Great Friend Adventure! translated by Mangosteen (complete)

Kirby Star Allies: The Universe is in Trouble?! translated by theultimateultimateweapon (complete)

-2019-

Kirby: Big Trouble in Patch Land! translated by rosakikoza (incomplete)

Kirby: Save the Rainbow Islands! translated by makerofmadness (complete)

Kirby: Super Team Kirby's Big Battle! translated by makerofmadness (complete)

-2020-

Kirby and the Search for the Dreamy Gears! translated by owls-gamblegalaxy (complete)

Kirby: Meta Knight and the Knight of Yomi translated by theultimateultimateweapon (complete)

Kirby: Uproar at the Kirby Café?! translated by hoshi-no-mahoroa (complete)

-2021-

Kirby Fighters: The Destined Rivals!! translated by owls-gamblegalaxy (complete)

Kirby: King Dedede's Great Escape Mission! translated by owls-gamblegalaxy (complete)

Kirby: The Mysterious Incident on the Pupupu Train?! translated by kachikirby (complete)

-2022-

Kirby: Welcome to the Starlight Theater! translated by Mangosteen (complete)

Kirby: Lor Starcutter and a Magician of Falsehood translated by Anonymous (complete)

Kirby and the Forgotten Land: Start Running to the New World! (untranslated)

Kirby and the Forgotten Land: Break Out of the Dreams of the Isolated Isles! (untranslated)

Kirby: Full Stomach, Perfect Circle, Dream Buffet! translated by kachikirby (incomplete)

-2023-

Kirby: Sever Evil with a Slash in a Flash! translated by owls-gamblegalaxy (incompete)

Kirby: Come on Over to Merry Magoland! (untranslated)

Kirby: Having a Blast at the Music Festival! translated by tanooki-hut (incomplete)

-2024-

Kirby: The Dream Onsen is a Good Hot Spring♪ translated by dumdrawer (incomplete)

Kirby: Meta Knight and the Monster of the Magic Stone translated by tanooki-hut (complete)

Kirby: Snowy Mountain Nights are Eventful! translated by Mangosteen (complete)

-2025-

Kirby: Great Duel at a Quick Draw Contest! (untranslated)

Kirby: Waddle Dee's Great House-Sitting Decisive Battle!! translated by Gigi (incomplete)

Kirby: Great Adventure in the Underground World! (untranslated)

-2026-

Kirby and the Forgotten Land: Meteoric Star-Crossed World translated by Yukkuri73 (incomplete)

[spixxal]

What is this, a crossover episode?