[ptarmic]

my first words were silhouette and gauche.

[starsfell]

*feeds you*

[starsfell]

Hii, yes

[papayajuan2019]

does anyone wanna come over and be devastated

[starsfell]

today i met the clown and furry couple at the gay people coffee shop to sell them these stuffed animals that i adorned with chainmail. i bought a new pan with the money and used it to make my specialty wet rice

[pseudomantis]

the smiling grinner knows the worllds its dinner

[bapouro]

1890s: Suckles your cock sardonically with brevity, and wit.

1900s polishes you off nicely

1910s: nobbles spiffingly

1920s: mm nice whoopee

1930s: finishes you clean-like

1940s: suckles your willy with dignity and valour

1950s tugs you off like a cool cat

1960s: blasts you far out (the tip of your penis)

1970s: funks you real mellow like

1980s: slobs you in a bitchin style

1990s: eats your shorts

2000s: like, sucks ur d man

2010s: sucking mindfully and with swag ..

2020s: Who Knows What The Future Holds....

[andherdeadpets]

[andherdeadpets]

I’ve watched this like a dozen times it’s so funny

[eebie]

Dream of me

[eebie]

i spent almost 10 minutes standing and poking and turning over these hot dogs wondering why they were taking so long to cook just to realize i hadn’t even turned the stove on and then some drool fell from my mouth and i started swinging my wooden club everywhere breaking everything and killing everyone

[mn72r]

[wallofgoats]

me putting the little tag back on the bread bag

[ishmucane]

[road0flife]

[gd783hh]

commission

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

lovers lost in a forest

[heartclef]

[moth-belly]

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