always a slut for doritos

hi im zoe and welcome to my own personal hell | marvel | dc | disney | percy jackson | star wars | taylor swift | memes

[spideycentral]

[nat-20s]

Listen disney owning fucking everything deeply deeply sucks and I hate it so much but getting to claim that all disney owned properties are set in the same universe is very fun

[nat-20s]

Starting a new theory that Troy Bolton is Luke Skywalker’s direct descendant

[stay-peculiar]

I mean…

[coldasyou]

wonder woman after defeating thanos at winterfell or something idk I haven’t seen star wars

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

David Tennant irl: dorky dad vibes

David Tennant in literally any role:

[history-is-non-binary]

Wait… What about Doctor Who?

[beckettmariner-deactivated20200]

People in the replies keep going “What about Doctor Who? What about Doctor Whoooo?” as if that invalidates my post. Like. Bitches. Come on. He’s the man who took a regular old classic scifi character and turned him into a straight-up thot, for no reason other than cause he could.

HE!

WAS!

ALWAYS!

A!

S L U T !

[adventuresinjoyland]

So I just came out to my Mormon grandma. I expected a lot of things! I had a lot of fears! Prepared for many eventualities!

I was NOT prepared for her to say, “Oh honey, I already knew. The Holy Ghost told me.”

[adventuresinjoyland]

#the holy???? ghost??????#the holy ghost is out here SNITCHING ON ME to my GRANDMA#somebody who understands the trinity please explain whether the holy ghost is supposed to be a big fucking tattletale

[giajade]

Have you ever just randomly cried because you’ve been holding shit in for too long?

[aliilovely]

Every week

[trippietxxsh]

at least three times a week

[melanin-king]

I definitely read this wrong…I was gonna suggest more fiber in y'all diet

[pissvortex]

would anyone like some chease

just a liddle pece of chease

[dat-soldier]

[clintfbarton-deactivated2025012]

by noctilums

[yennefervengerbergs-moved]

#precious

[bulbassist-deactivated20190707]

i love percy jackson so much!! his first three quests aren’t even about like, saving the world or anything, it’s just him trying to save his mom, his best friend, and his other best friend respectively. he saves the world on the way by accident!! the kid is just this little gremlin with adhd and a sword who loves his mom and desperately doesn’t want to be here. incredible.

[webscene-remade]

answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation

[webscene-remade]

scam caller: hello, how are you today?

me: great!

scam caller: good. I’m calling because your IP address has been compromised. I’ll just need you to get in front of your computer so we can get your account fixed up.

me: okay! there is one thing I’m wondering, though

scam caller: what?

me: you really couldn’t think of a better lie?

scam caller:

me: like, my “IP address has been compromised.” How, exactly, does an IP address become “compromised”?

scam caller:

me: I was just wondering, is all

scam caller: why did you answer?

me:

me: what?

scam caller: if you knew this wasn’t a legitimate call, then why did you answer?

me: oh, I just though I would have some fun at your expense.

scam caller: what expense? talking is no expense to me.

me: well, you’re currently not accomplishing your goal

scam caller: my goal?

me: your goal of scamming my elderly grandmother. You’re not accomplishing that. I’d call that an expense.

scam caller: well, can I scam you?

me:

me: did you- did you ask if you can scam me?

scam caller: yes. can I scam you?

me, baffled: sure, you can try

scam caller: you need to get in front of your computer

me: yeah, that’s still a problem. I’m eating tater tots right now and I really don’t feel like getting up.

scam caller: okay. I will call you tomorrow morning, then.

me: I might not answer. My grandma definitely won’t.

scam caller: You answered today.

me: …touché?

scam caller: I will call you tomorrow. Have a good day.

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

Enemies to lovers, slow burn, 500K

[burymeinpink-remade-deactivated]

i eat a lot of bread because it’s soft and i deserve it. also i am gorgeous

[heavensickness]

[thriftedangels]

*Hades voice* for the last time, I’m the god of the dead not the god of death it’s different

[rembrandtswife]

*points to winged dude* That’s Thanatos, *he’s* the god of death! I just do the paperwork!

[sunshine-tattoo]

Thanatos is the emo boy all y'all think hades is and be thirstin over. hades is just the guy who manages all the souls. he’s the kinda dude who wears banker clothes even on his days off. all he wants to do is keep the system running smoothly, take his three headed dog for walks on his lunch break, and go home to his solar punk wife who will no doubt peg him until he can’t think anymore.

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[darknesshaspurplehair]

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

[thuriweaver]

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

[ren-allen]

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

[em3rgence-st]

Some big spicy joy pls

[felixluvsketchup-deactivated202]

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

[exeggcute]

gwen stefani was right. this shit IS bananas

[newtkins]

i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj

[newtkins]

me: ugh i dont want to do that

brain: dont do it then

me: can’t argue with that

[goatanarchy69-deactivated202012]

I spent 3 hours on this

[stycks-figure]

This put the biggest smile on my face. 

[fluffnfuzzxoxo]

Time well spent