Determined

31/Writer/Therapist. Icon by @Ginzengtea on Instagram! They/Them

[crumpet099]

Those are his fledglings man

[stycks-figure]

Everyone say hi to my new DND character Avidan Riley, I love them.

Art by Lorelei's Tavern on Instagram

on new year’s eve 1999 i cut my fingure on a can illustrating the importance of small things

[podcastwizard]

one of my small joys working in customer service is reading out someone’s joke spam email in a very loud and professional voice over the phone. “i’m going to send you an email, it looks like the address we have on file is HOT PANTS DADDY SIXTY NINE at yahoo.com. is that correct?”

and always get a “sigh…yeah.”

[parkchanwoohoo]

[oliviawebsite]

3410 W 3rd St, Los Angeles, CA 90020

[rowanisawriter]

imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly

[unyieldingsilence]

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[rowanisawriter]

exactly, bestie. Exactly

[purelypixar]

[scenicroutes]

#this is literally how being nonbinary is

[minementis]

Imagine explaining non-binary genders like this though, “Okay so you know how a spork is like a spoon, and also a fork, while also being neither? I am the spork of humanity. I have a spork gender.”

[itsame-a-mio]

Happy Pride Month to everyone who gets this joke, laughed at it, or isn’t a homophobic or transphobic etc asshole.

Happy Pride Everyone.

Stay Gay.

[demilypyro]

I ain't performing squat, buddy

[too-lazy-to-make-a-username]

gender is a performance only for the novices.. once you fully mastered gender, it is no longer a performance, whatever you do becomes what your gender does

[disc80s]

pasta art

[mikkeneko]

That is. Not the caption I was expecting

[lasernahrwal]

PSA

This is not fabric

This is pasta

[not-so-innocent-bi-sander]

I was wondering why the fabric was in a pasta roller

I did not consider it was pasta

[weterpete]

Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches

[spookyscarysnails]

[moonlightingcurse]

mark watney vs. ryland grace

The Martian (2015) dir. Ridley Scott // Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord & Christopher Miller

[tockthewatchdog]

this scientology hq as real life roguelike is hilarious

[sunnyyfur]

he would have interviewed the fuck out of those vampires

[sexygaywizard]

I only have 5 hp please be gentle with me

[gondorrevealparty]

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse