ADVENTURES IN JOYLAND

[kosmogrl]

[apolladay]

What would you rather find living in your attic/basement/spare room?

1000 cockroaches

One man

Remaining time: 1 day 14 hours

If you don't have one of those, imagine that you do.

[itsabear]

One guy is a problem I can solve as the acknowledged resident of the house, I have a hierarchical advantage in so many ways over him, financially, legally, etc etc.

1000 cockroaches is a "the floor vacate when I turned on the light" thing, and I have to burn it all down. that's the solution, way too much fire.

[katmaibearfan]

OMG HI GRAZER

[mammalianmammals]

See the First-Ever Photos of Cozumel’s Mysterious Dwarf Fox

Many believed the tiny fox had gone extinct

Strange things happen to animals when they colonize islands. Some of them get larger, like the enormous rabbit Nuralagus rex of ancient Menorca, while others get smaller, like the dwarf fox of Cozumel. This mysterious species of gray fox is estimated to be only around 60 to 80 percent the size of its larger mainland brethren. Fossils indicate it first arrived on the Mexican island around 5,000 years ago, predating the arrival of humans...

Read more: https://nautil.us/see-the-first-ever-photos-of-cozumels-mysterious-dwarf-fox-1281829

[gallusrostromegalus]

@raccoonmilf hey this is your part of the world!

[should-be-sleeping]

I am seeing them. 😃

[tennesseewillams]

women love when there’s a woman

[adventuresinjoyland]

You aren’t incompetent and disappointing and an embarrassment to your profession. You’ve just been sitting up all day. Put some blood back in your brain and maybe you’ll feel better.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

wikipedia politics haters and skeptics, our day of truth has come

Wikipedia Cofounder Larry Sanger Banned From Site for ‘Canvassing’

“All he has done is try to start a right-wing/conservative pressure group within Wikipedia.”

[knitmeapony]

[myceliumatter]

i wish there was more social existence you could participate in laying down. I wish there were cafes that were two little futon beds parallel to each other with a low table in between so you could eat and drink while lounging. I wish there were group activities like painting or glazing clay or theaters that were designed to have beds and bed-height tables instead of chairs. I wish there were beds alongside benches outside for anyone to use. I wish air mattresses or roll-out beds were as common as cheap shitty chairs at things like barbeques, beaches, and concerts. so much life would open up to me and be enjoyable if I could lay down instead of sitting or standing for prolonged periods and completely wearing myself down with pain.

[em-iliart]

how this week has felt

[irisharchaeology]

From a 9th century Irish manuscript, the phrase ‘massive hangover’ (Latheirt) written in the ancient Irish text Ogham. The monk must have been having a very rough day…..

Source 

[be-bhinn]

The exact translation is “ale killed us” which is somehow better

[raisel-the-riveter]

My niece very shyly asked me across the dinner table if I had brought dessert. I said yes. Later, she brought a toy with a stuck zipper over to me and I fixed it.

Sister-in-law: What do you say to Auntie?

Niece: I want dessert!

[adventuresinjoyland]

Later in the evening, when we told her we had to go home to feed our dog, she asked if we had to go because she (the dog) was too young to be home by herself.

[adventuresinjoyland]

incantation to make wheelchair service appear at the airport: I am running out of blood.

[adventuresinjoyland]

Pro tip: this doesn't work!

[adventuresinjoyland]

incantation to make wheelchair service appear at the airport: I am running out of blood.

[ironmyrmidon]

I love when Arabic loanwords get incorporated into other languages and they keep the al- suffix. I'm studying the gebra. It's a real the batross around my neck.

[emcy-art]

A Corvid Paladin 

They help collect lost souls and guide them to their resting place. 

This was a character design I made for a contest, I wanted to explore corvids and their association with sorcery and death.   

[promiseiwillwrite]

@friend-crow

[shiftythrifting]

I present to you... the jates

jates...