I'd hold onto your hats...

Mkay. So this is my new account where I can vent and obsess over my favorite things . You can follow my other account Xxtsomexx if you like, though I doubt I'll be on it.

[clarke-mason]

Marvel Cinematic Universe cast members according to Urban Dictionary

[sunnybuttercup]

Thanks American Girl!

[starspangledmeg]

It's a little weird that I've been away from Tumblr for a while, and suddenly I have a lot of porn blogs following me 😨😓😭😨😓😭😨😓😭 naked people everywhere!! At least I'm over 18, but come on man, is that really necessary?

[shitty-science]

If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, it means that one good girl is worth $8.33 USD (2015).

[afrojabi]

thank you for this

[legalmexican]

I need the equation you used for this

[tehnakki]

It’s your basic equation substitution method. You simplify the second equation from Lil Wayne (the blue one) and plug it into the original equation from Kanye (red one) and solve for the answer (green).

[liberianbadbitch]

I hate this website

[bitchimightbey]

This could be a SAT question

[xxerlflynn]

Queen Hatshepsut of Ancient Egypt. She has a lovely smile for someone who’s been dead for thousands of years.

[jillyaintfromphilly]

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

[cumleak-deactivated20210627]

damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

[inspect-hergadget]

The fact that we know about her is marvelous.

the next Pharaoh after her Tuthmosis III  tried to erase Hatshepsut out of history ,chiseled her name off her monuments ,covered the text on her obelisks with stone,knocked down and defaced her statues .

she was even left off the list of pharaohs ..talk about some patriarchy bullshit

her name was lost for a couple of millennia, her body was found in a unmarked grave  in early twentieth century

sad part is in Egyptian belief is  if your are forgotten in the living world you don’t exist in the afterlife,so he was trying to kill her even in death 

[trustno---1]

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

[mothensidhe-deactivated20151028]

She wore a fake beard, you guys. She was the fucking boss.

[ruthlessdilettante]

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

[awenyddogamulosx-blog]

I’m just picturing the Kemetic afterlife. All the Pharaohs are hanging out in some kind of swanky club, drinking and congratulating each other on being bros. 

The doors slam open and Hatshepsut strides in, glorious, robes swirling, rocking the fake beard and the insane amounts of wealth and power. “Miss me, bitches?” 

[airdramon]

Then she punches Tuthmosis III straight in the dick.

[moonemojii]

when you’re on ur computer and someone’s standing behind u

[okithecat]

[patrik-star]

THIS CAT IS AN OLD MAN

[pr1nceshawn]

You can’t sir with us.

[sosuperawesome]

Hobbit and fairy house desk lamps by MyFairyTaleHouse on Etsy

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[libraford]

Today I met a woman, whose age she did not mention because she is a lady, was buying a lot of Star Wars merch because we had it on sale. And she was telling me that she couldn’t wait to see the new one and how she was going to stay up and see the midnight release and take pictures of people in costumes. She was so excited, and then she leans in close:

“You know, all these young men at these conventions- they see me and they ask me trivia about this that and the other thing and I tell them- ‘Son, I went to see the first one in 1977 before you were even a twinkle in your daddy’s eye.’ If I don’t know the answer, its because I damn forgot.”

[fuckyeahthethickofit]

[sizvideos]

Video

[passive-bussy]

Note taken

[chokesngags]

Is that a fucking bear??? I never really believed bears could run fast. Jesus Christmas.

[crazycritterlife]

Holy shit, its like terminator bear

[zooophagous]

Fun fact, a sprinting bear can run as fast as a galloping horse. Now if they replaced all the horses in the Kentucky Derby with bears, things would get a lot more interesting.

[real-faker]

BEAR IS APPROACHING AT ALARMING SPEEDS

[thatmostlyblogblog]

Bear?

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[jackie-gremlin-ghost]

Thank you, Avatar fandom.

[hellsbells9]

Post hijacked by Avatar fandom this made my day

[fyeahmovieclub]

[ajsarevolution]

TIS THE SEASON

[fractioussam-deactivated2017010]

[starspangledmeg]

So I haven't been on in a while, and this little tyke is the reason! Lily Anna, born 11/30. 9lbs 2oz, 20 1/2 inches of adorable.

[absolutniemand]

In Germany we don’t say “I don’t care” we say “Das ist mir Wurst” which roughly translates as “This is sausage to me” I think that’s beautiful.

[lannisterapologist]

no you don’t understand we actually do say that

[the-lonely-scottish-guy-deactiv]

i crashed my car into a bridge

THIS IS SAUSAGE TO ME

[starspangledmeg]

sometimes I wonder why I worry about other people.