Im Just Here For The Hot Pockets

Why kill me when you can take me out to dinner - 🐸

[srsfunny]

[starstilmars]

Me: hm. I am sad.

*thinks about Happy Monkey Circle”

Me: Oh. Seratonin time.

[starstilmars]

Y’all the ship name for pink pearl and pearl should be volley-pearls pass it on

[light-blue-glazed-terracotta]

the diamond boots stay on during sex, babe. can't take the mineshaft? can't take my shaft.

[huskyluvr]

Permission to murder you?

[light-blue-glazed-terracotta]

granted

[huskyluvr]

[ripe]

[ottermatopoeia]

castin spells

[atlas-prime]

Tai chi

[bookworm-christina]

Playing an invisible harp

[curioscurio]

Is that time of the year again... tell me... do we have it?

[blacktwitterfunny]

[catchymemes]

[black-labs-matter]

How opossums help fight ticks and Lyme disease

Opossums are nocturnal critters that may repel and disgust many, but they could be a important facto...

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

Thanks!

[bubuliotheque]

[nightlybukimi]

NO--

[personova]

"Hey it's Pandora, Welcome to my new unboxing video"

[wet-monsoon]

the two panera bread cashiers that watched me order a single cup of soup before falling asleep in a booth for an hour

[onceiwashere]

i cant believe its daylight savings time and i havent seen the “hello its me your cousin oskaar from iceland” video on my dash yet you are all slackers

[onceiwashere]

i guess i have to do all the work around here dont i

[hanavbara]

it’s october 3rd so mean girls as a 90’s anime 💋💄💖✨

[no815]

[blackpowwer-blog]

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

[jinglepancakebells]

I got Sonic the Hedgehog.

Sonic the fucking Hedgehog.

Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.

[crystalmikii-deactivated0417201]

I got Rogue Titan gettin’ krunk. I was not disappointed.

[shirtnapkin]

OH MY GOD I GOD EREN IN TITAN FORM TWERKING

[prince-bat]

aHHHHH THIS IS WHAT I GOT IM sO HAPPY

[blueberrykatca-deactivated20170]

Ok I will see

[lktheoctoling-blog]

Oof

[bloggoth]

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

[bloggoth]

it was pneumonia.

[bloggoth]

yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.

[bloggoth]

he shot her point blank

[strictlygamee-deactivated201407]

Charlie Day doppelganger: NBA player Josh McRoberts

[proletariangf]

I refuse to believe that isn’t charlie day

[hotbully-deactivated20170419]

The gang infiltrates the nba.

[gaymaul-archive]

dear god charlie is 5′7″ and this man is 6′10″. this is uncomfortably stretched out charlie, and i am straight up TERRIFIED by that concept

[airframeextender]

[waterfall]

hey please read this

i HATE asking this but i need help. last week i missed two days of work due to a kidney infection that i had to go to the hospital for and now i won’t be able to make rent. i did the calculations and because i missed work i’m going to be about $60 short of being able to pay rent, and even if i had that $60 i’d have no money for gas or groceries once i pay it

i’m asking for $150. i know that’s kinda a lot but i need $60 for rent, $25 for gas, and $65 for groceries. if anyone can help , even just $1 i’d really appreciate it!!!

cash app: $rosewillow

paypal: [email protected]

venmo: emmetthale